Unjokes

Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only saran wrap.

The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, "I can see your crazy."

 

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What's red and smells of blue paint?

Red paint.

 

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knock knock.

who's there?

i don't know, i have amnesia.



why did the chicken cross the road?

only the chicken knows.

 

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

A nuclear holocaust.

 

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.

~String

 

How do you play Gay poker?

Queens are Wild, and Straights don't count!

Sex for a pensioner is a bit like shooting pool with a rope!

What do nostalgic gyno's do?

Look up old friends!

This weeks seminar on time travel will be held yesterday!

Two hydrogen atoms are talking. One says "I think i've lost an electrion."
The other one says "are you sure"
The first one says "I'm positive!"