Pissing on the Virgin Mary.......

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  1. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Location /// Chongqing, China

    Background: With 1000 toilets, 32,290 square feet, and four stories, this bathroom is the largest in the world.

    Why It's Unique: Located on Yangrenjie ("Foreigners Street"), China hopes that its colossal Egyptian-themed restroom will bring tourism to the city. Aside from its enormous size, the bathroom also features calm music, TVs and interestingly shaped urinals. Lu Xiaoqing, a tourism official, expects the bathrooms to be a hit among visitors: "After they use the bathroom they will be very, very happy."



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  3. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Wow, that's beyond weird. If it's not next to the world's biggest pub, I don't see the point.

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  8. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Looks like this person couldn't find their way out!

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  9. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Probably overwhelmed by the smell. Seriously, what were they thinking? Let's take all the worst aspects of travelling, the airport toilet, and make it even bigger!
     
  10. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Hey, let's go to Chongqing, I heard that place is a shithole!
     
  11. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    A long way to travel just to turn around and go "weeee weeee weeee, all the way home". (n/m it's one of those comments that sounded good before being written :/ )
     
  12. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Has anyone else noticed that she seems to have fallen asleep in a male washroom?

    Besides having poor judgement about the location for her nap, she's also a pervert, seemingly.

    Edit: and a camera in a bathroom adds to the wierd, I think.
     
  13. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    This is the toilet equivalent of feeding obese tigers with live chickens as a family outing. (they actually do that you know)

    I don't think they are crass enough or stupid enough to defile religious icons revered by a large proportion of the worlds population.
    You made that up cosmic. Well done.

    Oddly, instead of having just men and women, they have nine possible options.
    One of them must be Robots, the one at the bottom, but what are the rest of them?

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  14. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Actually, there's no reason not to think that's a religious symbol. Looks like a nun. Could be from a different religion, obviously, but it would need to be something fairly in the mainstream, I think, or no one would get the joke.
     
  15. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Pissing on a Nun!
    We should Nuke them.
    Hold on. They've got Nuclear weapons.
    We should tell them off.

    This is something in the mainstream. It's called a woman.

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    What's going on in China these days?
    It's all that Bear Bile they drink.

    I must admit. I'm biased.
    I went off them after Tiananmen Square .
     
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  16. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Don't be stupid. We should sell them our nuns! This is a fantastic commercial opportunity we're turning our noses at here.

    A woman? Never seen them before.

    Plastic caricature d'une femme, actuellement. Fortunately it's only of a woman's naked backside bent over suggestively, so it's not offensive and suitable for the under-fives.
     
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  17. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    I draw your attention to the top of the sign: "We in the Mood"? "Wee in the Mood"? Clever pun or damning evidence that these are not meant to be bathrooms alone?
     
  18. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Wait: Egyptian-themed? How's that? The crocodiles I get - sure - but what exactly else is speaking Egyptian in this? Is the woman meant to be a Muslim or something? I guess the stonework looks soooort of Egyptian, maybe. I guess if I don't see a pyramid it doesn't click for me, Philistine that I am. No Sphinx either. "Nouveaux-periode" Egyptian, maybe: but colour me for the classics.
     
  19. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Those are the hand driers.
     
  20. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Weird :S
     
  21. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Sorry ds. Not really.
    Not yet anyway.
    I made that up.
    It's me being weird in this case.
    Nice to see you btw.


    Isn't it sad to see an ancient civilisation pursuing such dross?
     
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  22. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    I'm missing the metaphor here.

    Women have hot backs?

    Hot air flows from a woman's back?

    This back is so hot you could dry your hands on it?

    Hot air relieves uncontrollable priapism?
     
  23. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Actually those are push type water faucets that water comes out of, not hot air.
     

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