So I was unloading groceries yesterday and I felt this sharp pain in my neck then a burn.. Slaped my neck and killed an ant... After yelling and screaming OMG it freakin BURNS for like 10 min.. and stomping around, I looked... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I was pissed!! So I went on a rampage once it got alittle cooler into the day... -See next post for pics that WHERE here- you betchya!! I killed about 300 (pics are just the mouth of the mound(s)) just because 1 bit me....Well I go on with my night, feeling alittle sick, down half a bottle of wine, then go to bed.. Just to wake up to iches (ok so that wasn't the reason I woke up, but it sounds better)... I took another pic of it just to get a shocker.... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! so ya, it kinda hurts, I STILL feel like I have ants all over me.. so I am twitchy and strachey.. and just all around NOT happy!!!! but I felt like sharing with Sciforums since I have not fully been around to annoy anyone lately..
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Question Answer How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Tenants What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? Independant What is the biggest ant in the world? Elephant What ant is even bigger than that? Giant What do you call a 100 year old ant? Antique What game do ants play with elephants? Squash Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they are full of antibodies What do you call an ant from overseas? Important What do you call an ant with frogs legs? Antphibian What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm? One is a legacy and the other is a sea of legs. Why did the ant race along the boxtop? Because the box said: "Tear Along Dotted Line." What do you call an ant who sluffs school? Truant What kind of ant is good at adding things up? Accountant Perhaps you will either leave them alone or call an exterminator out to get rid of them next time! At least you didn't pour gasoline on them like Oleanders husband did and almost burn down the house!
But they are not that close to the house thankfully.. they are under the fence in the driveway. haha!! and then we got some by our back fence.. and in the field by our house.. There aint no killing them!! I am about to call someone and tell them to bill the landlords!
i think I will stick to the gas.. LOL!!!! tho it would be fun hearing the pops and crazkles and the ants burned for hours!
You may think you've won, but you've only managed to facilitate their martyrdom. You think one sting is bad, wait until they come back with 10,000 Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Just a day after... look how big it is!! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Fire ant bites are a bitch. On the 4th of July, I was sitting in the grass, watching the fireworks, and didn't realize I was sitting near a fire ant bed. They were all over me before I realized it, and had close to a hundred bites on my legs and arms. Ouch!!
did they look like mine? and I wasnt even sitting near them. I was just reaching into the trunk to get a few bags of food!!!
hmmm LAME!!!!!! And yes I do!!! I'm about to go buy some aquanet and use a lighter to them ALL!!! MUAHAHAAAA
Fill the largest pot you have with water & boil it. Pour contents on/into nest. Repeat until you "exterminate all the brutes". Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
That's kind of sick. And I'm serious. Just leave them be. That you swatted the one that bit you, ok. That you 'removed' them from your car, understandable. But seeking them out to burn them to death, and enjoying it to boot, is just sick! Perhaps you should put all that energy you plan to put into torturing those ants into learning a little something about them. Maybe you'll even come to respect them.
In all honestly, After I bug sprayed them I just been squishing the ones near me.. leaving all others alone.. hehee