1, What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

2, A man left home running. He ran a short distance and then turned left, ran the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and turned left again. When he got home there were two masked men. Who were they?

3, Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

4, There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?

5,That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?

6, Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

7,Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?

8,How far can you walk into the woods?

9,The 22nd and the 24th US president were born from the same father and the same mother. But they were not brothers. How come?

10,How much dirt is there in a hole 3 ft deep, 6 ft long and 4 ft wide?

answers tomorrow.

11. what crap is this .
12. i wasted my 2 mins readin this post ... huh

1. ya got me with this one
2. and this one
3. because he's not dead
4. they were married
5. neither, accountant is sister
6. Everest
7. penguins come from Antarctica
8. halfway
9. no idea
10. none

11. what your mother said
12. so why waste more posting a response? :confused:

1. Alas, I have failed
2. It's baseball, but I'm British, so I think its catcher and umpire?
3. 'cause he's still alive
4. Hmm, I thought two of them were conjoined twins, but I guess Scramble's answer is better.
5. Neither, the accountant is his sister
6. Mount Everest
7. Penguins - Antarctica. Eskimos - Arctic
8. Halfway, then you're walking out of the woods
9. They were the same person
10. None

1. What the fuck ?
2. Ok, you have a point, you cannot make a point
3. Who are you ?
4. Which planet did you infest first ?
5. Do you have a scrotum ?
6. " Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too ? "
7. Struth Love ! , Howbouta root ?, ya flammin mongrel ! .
8. John Howard looks like Mr Sheen
9. Poo goes black if you drink excessive amounts of Red wine the night before.
10. ..... I'm not funny....?.

1, your toes

2, the guys down the road

3, he is alive

4, they were married

5, the attorney, as the other guy is under oath to tell the truth

6, mount everest, it didnt suddenly grow when it was disncovered

7, wrong pole, penguins live in antarctica

8, half way, after that you would be leaving

9, he got re-elected

10, none, it woudnt be a hole if it was full of dirt

1, What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A. I sit on a chair, I sleep on a bed and I brush my teeth with a toothbrush.


2, A man left home running. He ran a short distance and then turned left, ran the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and turned left again. When he got home there were two masked men. Who were they?

A.The catcher and the umpire (they were playing baseball).


3, Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?


A.Because you can't bury a living person.
4, There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?

5,That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?


A. Neither as the accountant is his sister.


6, Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?


A. Mount Everest


7,Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?


A.Penguins live only at the South Pole and Eskimos live only at the North Pole .


8,How far can you walk into the woods?


A. Halfway, then you'd be walking out of them.


9,The 22nd and the 24th US president were born from the same father and the same mother. But they were not brothers. How come?

A.They were the same man, Grover Cleveland



10,How much dirt is there in a hole 3 ft deep, 6 ft long and 4 ft wide?

A. There's no dirt in a hole, it is empty.


answers tomorrow.

1 - A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush. I only knew that from the movie Roxanne. :p

2 - The catcher and umpire.

3 - Because buring a living man is murder?

4 - The two survivors were mannequins? I dunno, heh.

5 - Darn, I heard of this one too, can't remember it tho. Neither? They're both telling the truth? The accountant could be pointing at another attorney in the room and the one that testified is different than from the one the accountant pointed at?

6 - Mount Everest still. They just haven't yet discovered it.

7 - Penguins are in Antarctica, eskimos are in the Arctic.

8 - You can't walk INTO (bump) woods, but you can walk into forests?

9 - They were the same person. :p

10 - There is no dirt in a hole or else it wouldn't be a hole unless you want to count the whole earth.

- N

Crap, I'm a moron with number 8, heh, and damn, can't believe I didn't think of #6 as a sister.

- N

1, What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with? hands

2, A man left home running. He ran a short distance and then turned left, ran the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and turned left again. When he got home there were two masked men. Who were they?
robbers

3, Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina? because he ain't dead

4, There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible? they were married
5,That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying? both

6, Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? everest

7,Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?they're too far away

8,How far can you walk into the woods? far as you like

9,The 22nd and the 24th US president were born from the same father and the same mother. But they were not brothers. How come?father time mother earth

10,How much dirt is there in a hole 3 ft deep, 6 ft long and 4 ft wide?none

answers tomorrow.

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here are the answers
1, a chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
2, the catcher and the umpire.
3, because he's not dead.
4, they were a married couple.
5, niether, the accountant is his sister.
6, mount everest.
7, eskimos are in the Arctic, Penguins are in Antarctica.
8, to the middle,(or halfway)after that your on your way out.
9, the same person grover cleveland.
10, none.
I'll post some more shortly.

1 Hands
2 Robbers
3 Still alive
4. they weren't single
5. The attorney was a chick
6. Mt Everest
7. Wrong pole
8. You can't walk in wood.
9. Same person
10. none. It's a hole