al-Qaeda Needs a Charity Fund Raiser.

Discussion in 'World Events' started by Buffalo Roam, Jun 12, 2009.

  1. Buffalo Roam Registered Senior Member

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    They don't even have enough money to buy suicide bomb belts for all the volunteers, martyrs are waiting to go to Paradise for lack of funds.

    http://www.nefafoundation.org/miscellaneous/FeaturedDocs/nefaabualyazidinvu0609.pdf



    Yes, Murdering innocent Muslims in the name of Islam.
     
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  3. CptBork Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe they can go on the BBC and run a Telethon

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  5. Buffalo Roam Registered Senior Member

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    I wonder what the hook would be?
     
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  7. The Esotericist Getting the message to Garcia Valued Senior Member

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  8. Buffalo Roam Registered Senior Member

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    Because we aren't using the right bait, we are promising millions in reward money, maybe if we offered herds of goats, camels, sheep, and a new truck things would go better, and we could really cut al Queda off at the knees.

    "For lack of a nail, a shoe was lost.
    For lack of a shoe, a horse was lost.

    For lack of a horse, a rider was lost.

    For lack of a rider, a battle was lost.

    For lack of a battle, the kingdom was lost.

    All for the want of a horseshoe nail."


    All for the lack of a Rupee a Martyr was lost, and no one died today.
     
  9. otheadp Banned Banned

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    Oh no... who will teach 3000 New Yorkers another lesson?
     
  10. pjdude1219 The biscuit has risen Valued Senior Member

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    and people use to complain that the politcs forum moderating had a liberal bent.
     
  11. Norsefire Salam Shalom Salom Registered Senior Member

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    Just goes to show you that not many people support their cause; otherwise they would have no trouble getting donations.

    I'd imagine they'll resort to theft anytime now.
     
  12. Buffalo Roam Registered Senior Member

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    They already haven't?

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  13. CptBork Valued Senior Member

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  14. Buffalo Roam Registered Senior Member

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    And for $75.00 you get the Jihadist Handymans Guide to Torture at Home...:xctd:
     
  15. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    And for $25 more, you get the original CIA handbook for "enhanced interrogation techniques", a source of inspiration for us all. Remember, westerners are infidels, but even infidels can torture.
     
  16. Buffalo Roam Registered Senior Member

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    For another $25.00 you can also get the Ginsu Home Beheading Knife for your nexts Infidel beheading.

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  17. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    Ginsu ? You mean the ones made in America ?

    Shipped Direct to Afghanistan, courtesy of Cheney and Haliburton ? , Sure, why not.
    Although I'd prefer a Benchmade .
    Nearly all weapons/quality knife companies are in the US. who would have guessed ?

    Reminds me of the time someone found a grenade shell in Palestine marked, "made in saltsburg, Pennsylvania" ...

    And yet they ask,
    "Why do they hate us ?" .
     
  18. hypewaders Save Changes Registered Senior Member

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    It's McDonalds. They're really mad about McDonald's everywhere, but won't say it. They actually want some of their relatives killed by Hellfire.
     
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  19. Buffalo Roam Registered Senior Member

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    Then how do they feel about Allahu Akbar-Boom?

    Terrorist Muslims are murdering innocent Muslims at 1000/1 for anything McDonalds might be doing.

    Yes, Allahu Akbar-Boom Guided weapons systems are striking Innocent Muslims day in and day out, across the world.

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    Jun 3, 2009 ... BAGHDAD, June 3, 2009 (Reuters) — A bomb planted in a cafe in a mostly ... BAGHDAD, May 21, 2009 (Reuters) — Suicide bombers killed at least ...
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