If you were going to be executed because of the death penalty for having killed someone, given these choices, how would you want to die?

Firing Squad, quick and painless if they can aim properly

There are so many ways to be killed, dude! I didn't choose any of the above, because I heard that if I'm killed by guiolltine, I can see my own dead body on the other side of the blade for a couple of seconds before my brain dies. Plus, your systems lose immediate control of whatever function they were performing before, so I plan to drink lots of water beforehand. If I'm to be killed, I might as well do it at the expense of my executors. :D

Damn I wish I'd thought of that!!

Maybe I'll go with death from too much sex???

Firing squad. I'd prefer to stand up and face whoever is to kill me and die with dignity.

Originally posted by Thor
Damn I wish I'd thought of that!!

Maybe I'll go with death from too much sex??? :D

I heard that dying from oversex-ation (don't think that's a word, but oh well) is very very painful. :eek:

Sarge: Sounds a bit like George Costanza's sex-and-food-and-television theory. :D

Something that causes serious immediate brain damage. So, provided they aim right, I'd pick the firing squad.

Firing squads aim for the heart, in America at least. And sometimes they miss.

so,....Lykan,....you haven't told us what you're going to do with the advice we gave you??

usefull? has it helped you to make up your mind?
oh BTW: have you really KILLED a man? maby you should vistit THIS (http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20988) thread and share with us your experiences!! :D

lethal injection man...... quick and painless. though if i was going to be executed i would prefer to just jump off a really high cliff. the ride before i die would be amazing.

Originally posted by Jerrek
Firing squad. I'd prefer to stand up and face whoever is to kill me and die with dignity. Yeah if you go pleas go with dignity

I'd like to be drowned. Supposedly you get to see some pretty crazy sh*t long after you've inhaled the water. My teacher told me his grandmother, who was rescued from drowning was angry that she was in fact rescued because she was having such an awesome time underwater. No pain and an acid trip. I'm guessing that you also lose the fear of death, you know, the one anchor we have to this life...

A firing squad definitely. Then I'd ask for a last cigarette and while the guard is reaching out to light it for me, I ninja the heck out of him. Then I would James Bond the rest of the guards, find a Porsche conviently parked outside the prison, and drive off lauging while I drink champagne with some french model chick and then I die by accidently driving off a cliff.

I chose lethal injection. I want to die in my sleep tho.

Fire squad.

Really... drowning is cool huh? tell me mooooreeee :)

Sorry, but for those who think lethal injection is "quick & easy" just because the individual cannot react to the toxin, does not mean they are not without pain. The brain is still able to recognize the impending doom. Think D.O. without muscular spazms. Ouch. Just put a bullet in me, I'll cough up the quarter.

Give me a choice and I'll choose old age.


This string reminds me of what happened in Texas. The blue noses went to court and got a temporary stop order on execution by "Lethal Injection".

Care to know the legal basis?


"The injection had not passed the Federal law requiring it to be proven safe by the FDA."

:bugeye:

Why don't they do the same thing that vets do to terminally ill pets?

They give them an overdose of a general anesthetic. The last thing they feel is the most complete comfort they've had in months.

Come on FraggleRocker, the rest of us pay a fortune for that feeling. What kind of punishment would that be. We would have normal citizens wacking others on the street corner just for a free ride to Lala land. Just kidding of course. I'm a proponent of public hanging. If the hangman misjudged the drop height, the poor bastard would suffocate slowly or have his head snapped right the faq off. Needless to say, one might think twice after seeing such an event before sending someone to a permanent dirt nap.

- From someone tickling me too much

- From shock and too much alcohol after a rock concert lasting many days and including Ozzy, Ratt, Dokken, KISS, Quiet Riot, Motley Crue, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Rush, and GNR (... I know this one isn't possible, but it would be great, wouldn't it!?!)

- From too much sex with my cuddly little geek :D :D

- From plunging to my death from atop the highest skyscraper

Twinkle Toes,


[quote]- From too much sex with my cuddly little geek [unquote]

ANS: Can I reconsider my prior answer - old age?:D

hmmm I'd like to get crucified. I'd feel the pain and die slow and be totally aware of the now and realize how good life really was and since I'd be dying slow probably I'll have time to really I mean really actually forgive and sorry for all things I might of done wrong from treating someone bad to doing bad. I'll have time to really smile and cherish all that was, is , and might of been and be thankful for it all.... sigh.... I want to die hard.

Lethal injection.... The quickest and least painful one

Originally posted by MacM
Twinkle Toes,


[quote]- From too much sex with my cuddly little geek [unquote]

ANS: Can I reconsider my prior answer - old age?:D

* :confused: * Well of course you can reconsider. I dunno if old age and 'oversex-ation' go well together though. BlueSoul already reported that he'd heard it was painful. And it would become even more painful to others if the elderly people were exhibitionists (HAH!). Oh well, I'd hope by then they'd be loose enough (AHAH).

Oh well. I like pain and sex anyway. It's fun! Who's with me :D ?? I've got some great sex tips if y'all need 'em, heehee.

Originally posted by Twinkle Toes

- From too much sex with my cuddly little geek

I think you'd kill me before you got anywhere near dying, unless I were to lose control biting you (o.o)

Originally posted by MacM
Twinkle Toes,


[quote]- From too much sex with my cuddly little geek [unquote]

ANS: Can I reconsider my prior answer - old age?

She misunderstood, hehe, but I got it... No, you can't, she happens to have a cuddly geek already, and that's *me*:D (:-p ;) )

Originally posted by %BlueSoulRobot%
I heard that if I'm killed by guiolltine, I can see my own dead body on the other side of the blade for a couple of seconds before my brain dies.

Did the person that told you that experience it first-hand?

Heh, good one, raven. But it's true. Maybe you should do some healthy Google surfing.

Originally posted by %BlueSoulRobot%
I heard that if I'm killed by guillotine, I can see my own dead body on the other side of the blade for a couple of seconds before my brain dies.That's been pretty well documented from back in the days of swordfighting and guillotines, in Japan and Europe. People would try to talk, and you could see their lips move.

A really sharp blade doesn't produce as much trauma as our modern killing methods, so people wouldn't always die (or at least faint) from shock. The brain was still hooked up to all the nerves in the head. Eyes, ears, mouth, nose, all of it. You might remain conscious for fifteen or twenty seconds before you black out from hypoxia.

If i had my choice I think i'd go with being thrown out of a plane.

Why would it have to be painless? I'm not one of those sick freaks that are sexually obsessed with pain but I think if I was dieing I wouldn't mind that much. I mean you are going to die, why not really experience what life is about, right at the end.
In other words I want to be eaten by an animal:)

Or maybe a gang of cannibalistic teenage girls;) J/K

yah,...I would like to,......eehm


Living on this planet is indeed the most painfull and slow death we can physically experience,....

Even when we have sex,...eating, working, studying,....
we are actually dying ALL the time,...so?


Doesn't that make LIFE itself the 'ultimate execution'?

Offcourse: you have to be concious for it to 'know' and 'experience' it.

hmm: it seems to me that punishment in general is to shorten the moment of enlightenment and life-long experience, so that the subject becomes almost instantly 'concious'.

That's just idiot,...there are better ways of bringing sense to peoples, talking for instance,....

If one hears advertising all the time,..ah jeh,....no wonder we're getting crazy and are KILLING eachother over someting we don't even really need,...we just want it,...

suppose I want you dead,....and I place evidence of a murder in your surroundings,....oh man,....!! heheheh I'm evil,.....


:rolleyes: I know,...but you get the point, don't you?

I want to go out like the Columbia astronauts!

Imagine! Your funeral is a blazing meteor across the sky seen by thousands who look up in awe at your departute ceremony! Glorious!

Besides, presumedly you were in space just a few hours before that.

Neat!

Yeeee! ...


Maby also like those poor Iraqi people on a market,...one moment they are strolling like civilians,...holding their children by the hand and

the next they are mercylessly slain like some colateral damage...

Or maby like that heroic woman who died under an Buldozer,...you can see tire right before you die! isn't that awsome,...

okay okay,....wait,...aha I got it!

Die like a cockroche,
In a crunch!

A lethal injection majority! :D

I'd go that way because it would be such a mind bending experience!

Seems to me you're speaking out of experience,...

I would chose to get my head cut off so that I could make a super-scary face after it rolled over to my executioner's feet, and scare the heck out of him.:D :eek:

Lethal injection is such a wuss way to go, you sit there, watching the fluid go into your arm, and you know it's coming, all the tenseness and waiting, thats rediculous, get hung, and get it over with

Firing squad would be quicker.

Not neccesarily, what if all twenty one shots hit you in the gut?

I'd rather have my neck snapped.

Originally posted by Fraggle Rocker
That's been pretty well documented from back in the days of swordfighting and guillotines, in Japan and Europe. People would try to talk, and you could see their lips move.

A really sharp blade doesn't produce as much trauma as our modern killing methods, so people wouldn't always die (or at least faint) from shock. The brain was still hooked up to all the nerves in the head. Eyes, ears, mouth, nose, all of it. You might remain conscious for fifteen or twenty seconds before you black out from hypoxia.

Ok, so what if someone got cleanly cut in half right above their pelvis? They wouldn't go into shock? How long would it take to die under those circumstances?

Originally posted by Fafnir665
Not neccesarily, what if all twenty one shots hit you in the gut?

I'd rather have my neck snapped.

Best thing would be 4-6 grenades strapped round your head and a cord pulls all the pins out.

Flying a 747 into the World Trade Center...

firing squad because it's the only option that involves bleeding to death. i don't want no painless death nor a horrifying kind that your body automatically resists like suffocating. if i'm a murderer i want to be murdered. with lots of blood.

...Fighting Americans outside Berlin.

"Die, GI!"

Originally posted by SwedishFish
firing squad because it's the only option that involves bleeding to death. i don't want no painless death nor a horrifying kind that your body automatically resists like suffocating. if i'm a murderer i want to be murdered. with lots of blood.

Slashing of the wrists would be better for you then,bath in your own blood.

You sound fucked up.....cool :m:

A Comet-Impact by a 'Planet-killer' so that everybody dies with me together.

I want god to strike me down...






haha...I will live.

Firing squad, at least then they'd have to look me in the eye why they did it.

And you never know, you might get saved!!!

on second thought....

i want to be thrown in a pit with angry baboons.

How about drowning in a pool of beer.

Originally posted by doom
How about drowning in a pool of beer.

Ok I want that option! But only if it comes with barsnacks!

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