Yes, i know that most of you women-lovers like her eyes, her smile, etc etc.

Pardon, but;

Would being attracted to a woman's feet make one a 'pedafile'?

Brain. I cannot stand airheads. :cool:

The tushy, of course!

I would also say brain.
Lykan, I can't help to notice that many of your posts are sexually oriented, with the focus on womens bodies, is this your major interest in life? :p

He's male.

Do you need to ask?

Are you saying that all men are this single minded? And you are the smartest guy alive??? :D
Help...hilfe...take me off this planet! :eek:

nah, you can stay for a while. :p I judge people by their faces. Then I loook at overall body. then I go closer and get know better. By ones face I tend to give an aproximate rating of that person. Particular characteristics of the face means particular charecteristics of the character. I have stored many types of faces in my databasa (brain:D), so whenever I meat a white european person I can tell smth about him.

Are you saying that all men are this single minded?

Umm, Bebe, have you been living in a cave up until now?

'Course they are.

Help...hilfe...take me off this planet!

Nonsense, makes them easier to manipulate. A good thing to know for when I become Supreme Planetary Dictator. Mwahahahaaa!

Seriously (I AM serious), Lykan is presumably pretty young - I've yet to see him post somthing that wasn't sexually oriented.

And Tyler, you didn't contribute.

*Sulks*

Yes, I have. I mentioned the swedish cavemen before, didn't I? I live slightly above the cave though, to get a rest from the gruelsome sight they provide.
But you are right, it gives us the upper hand so to speak, since they are so inferior. But why did Tyler (who claims that he has not yet met anybody smarter than himself and that it would be even scientifically impossible to be smarter than him) admit that?
Was that a stroke of genious not recognized in its full glory or just the common stupidity that are so often found in the male population?
:eek:

There is an incredibly beautiful girl here at the university dorms. Excellent face, body, hair, everything. But recently I heard her talking to someone. She was saying how she had cheated on her boyfriend, and wasn't going to tell him because she couldn't be bothered dealing with him being upset. That's when she became no longer beautiful to me.

So, to me, honour and integrity are very beauitful traits in a woman. A nicy body and face helps, but they are nothing without honour and integrity.

A good thing to know for when I become Supreme Planetary Dictator.
First you have to throw down me, and that will be very hard. I have all Solarian Federation's united army behind my back:p We have already 2/3 of this galaxy. Now I'm livin on earth as a resort. (Actually there was a major catastrophe on earth and all our ancestors returned to the stone-age times)

People of our world love democracy and I'm no Dictator. I'm called
----> Elite Federation Leader......(tht means I'm in the game for all my life, wich considering modern technologies is.........unmeasurable:p)....

Dream on Avatar, I support Xev, you will obey. :cool:

LOL I went on about Natalie Portman because most of the other guys on here adore her. I really like her though she's not my ideal sort of girl.

As far as being sex-minded, i've seen other people (guys) on here posting things along those lines, so i thought i would chip in and have some fun.

Regarding my physical age, if it's that important to anyone, i'll be 27 within a month. I never could understand the importance that some people attribute to age, because i've known some people who are very wise and mature at a relatively young age, and some people who are very unwise and immature at an older age.


Xev said "Seriously (I AM serious), Lykan is presumably pretty young - I've yet to see him post somthing that wasn't sexually oriented."

And you are presumably pretty blind, because i've made plenty of posts on here that didn't have anything to do with sex. That says something about how observant you are.

I have not yet begun to fight!

Force is strong with me, you have no chance

Avatar's nice, so I won't use my "Mega-Destruction Destroy-O Ray" on him. :p

It is a democracy, with free elections and all. How do you think I came to power? Free elections (and the Zombifier Ray of Doom)

Edit to add: Lykan, sorry, I was being facetious. Most of your posts are sex-related.

I never said it was a bad thing.

Now don't make me call my Genetically Modified Uber-Intelligent Flying Llamas!

I see your point Adam, beautiful people can turn ugly right in front of your face when they dissapoint you by not acting the way you hoped for. But sometimes people expect more from people they find physically attractive than they do from others, they are just humans after all.

"Are you saying that all men are this single minded? And you are the smartest guy alive???
Help...hilfe...take me off this planet!"

When I was 14 I started working for a company that did entertainment shows for companies. One of the worst thing I learnt working there was from a guy named Cris. About twenty two, big strapping Irish guy. We were talking about women and he turned to me and said (I will never forget this); "Women are just as big of pigs as men. Don't ever let them tell you otherwise."

It's 100% true.

Girls in my school come to the varsity hockey games just to see the guys. They go to major junior league games with hopes of a glimps of the guys afterwards. A girl in my school nearly fainted when a friend of mine took of his shirt (at the request of some girls) because of his abs. Not one attractive girl in my school has ever gone out with a guy generally considered below her in looks. Ever. In fact, 90% of them will only go out with someone above them in that department. That's generally why the unnatractive girls never get a date. They refuse to go out with someone that's considered their equal or just slightly above in looks. Quite hypocritcal and stupid if you ask me. And I am in high school, so the looks factor is massive in dating. Girls are just as much pigs as guys. In the end, when we all grow up, we grow out of this. But deep down and through youth, girls are just as much pigs as guys.



"I judge people by their faces. Then I loook at overall body. then I go closer and get know better. By ones face I tend to give an aproximate rating of that person. Particular characteristics of the face means particular charecteristics of the character. I have stored many types of faces in my databasa (brain), so whenever I meat a white european person I can tell smth about him."

Yup. For me it's generally the face. And I know what you're talking about personality judging. Around December 2000 I got big into psychology and I started making profiles of everyone I met. Eventually I started guessing thigns about them and inevitably, I started finding out I was right about a lot of those things. By summer, I was able to make a complete break down of a person after saying 'Hello'. From popularity to wealth, from relationships to schooling, and even parental situation. And I usually wasn't far off at all. It became a force of habit eventually and it was slightly hard to stop doing.



"Nonsense, makes them easier to manipulate."

Yes. Yes it does. In the Female Orgasm thread you questioned the fact that women didn't enjoy sex like men did. From knowing my personal sex drive and that of my peers, I can guarantee you that if men and women had the same sex drive, nothing would be accomplished. Because we'd all be fucking. All the time. No stopping.



"And Tyler, you didn't contribute."

I did vote! I went with breasts! Out of those, the ones listed, I would have to pick breasts. I did this by deduction. Feet I have no idea why anyone gets off on that. Legs are hard to dismiss, but there's a girl in my school with awsome legs that is just too bad on the upper-body to find attractive - so I know they can be knocked off. And the ass is also a tempting answer, but I seem to think I spend more time thinking about breasts than butt. Though face outranks the both of them about 65% of the time. The other 35% would be split about 25% breasts, 10% ass. There ya go, hun!

Xev's nice , I won't use my timespace-continum-destruction-beam on her:)

I have no idea why some guys are so attracted to a woman's feet either, and i wasn't even going to include that, but then i've seen on TV and in movies where some guys seem to be every bit as sexually turned on by a woman's feet as most guys are her breasts, butt or legs, so i figured i'd include it.

There's an interesting reason why i posted this particular poll, and i'll share it after most everyone has voted.

why didn't you include the face?

"But why did Tyler (who claims that he has not yet met anybody smarter than himself and that it would be even scientifically impossible to be smarter than him) admit that?
Was that a stroke of genious not recognized in its full glory or just the common stupidity that are so often found in the male population?"

sarcasm: A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language

Understand? It wasn't a stroke of genius (note: no o) or common stupidity. It was just me being honest.



"So, to me, honour and integrity are very beauitful traits in a woman. A nicy body and face helps, but they are nothing without honour and integrity."

Yup, true.


"LOL I went on about Natalie Portman because most of the other guys on here adore her. I really like her though she's not my ideal sort of girl."

Natalie is gorgeous. That's undebatable. And I just heard some crazy rumour that she may be bisexual or a lesbian.

Originally posted by Tyler
In the Female Orgasm thread you questioned the fact that women didn't enjoy sex like men did. From knowing my personal sex drive and that of my peers, I can guarantee you that if men and women had the same sex drive, nothing would be accomplished.

Women don't reach sexual peak until they are in their mid 30's. When they do, they become fucking annoying (literally).

Men peak on average at 19. After that men begin to slowly lose sex drive and appetite. When you get older, you like a nap as much as sex. Eventually you prefer to take a nap instead of sex.

Yes, sarcasm....
But was being honest about that smart or stupid? :eek:

Originally posted by Avatar
why didn't you include the face?

Because i knew that some people would vote for it and i wanted to see how their votes would be divided among the other body parts.

And I just heard some crazy rumour that she may be bisexual or a lesbian Lucky Xev:):(

Originally posted by Lykan


Because i knew that some people would vote for it and i wanted to see how their votes would be divided among the other body parts. you won't see mine. I say and I vote for what I think:p

Originally posted by Avatar
you won't see mine. I say and I vote for what I think:p

That's cool, i understand. You'll notice though that i didn't say, "Which female body part are you the most attracted to?" but rather, "Which of THESE female body parts are you the most attracted to?" There's a big difference.

Was that a stroke of genious not recognized in its full glory or just the common stupidity that are so often found in the male population?

What's stupid about it, Bebe?

Tyler:
Girls in my school come to the varsity hockey games just to see the guys.

HERETICS!

Although I do admit that that is one of baseball's attractions - besides the warm beer.

I did vote! I went with breasts!

Oh, okay good.

Avatar:

Ah, you are bluffing. But that's okay.

Lucky Xev

Yeah, well, Olaughson isn't going to lift the restraining order in the forseeable future, may as well.

Why didn't you include the eyebrows?

"Women don't reach sexual peak until they are in their mid 30's. When they do, they become fucking annoying (literally).

Men peak on average at 19."

I think this fact proves that if there is a God, he's playing a huge joke on us. 'Hmmmmm. People enjoy sex...... How about I make women want it most 11 years AFTER guys want it most! Hahahahah!'

Funny guy, that God.



"Yes, sarcasm....
But was being honest about that smart or stupid?"

Honesty is the best policy ("however, that means dishonesty is the second best policy. And second best ain't bad" - George carlin). It was neither!


"Lucky Xev"

Lucky female population in general. If she's bi, lucky planet.



"HERETICS!

Although I do admit that that is one of baseball's attractions - besides the warm beer"

Haha. Two girls were actually having a convo in science today about how hot the major-junior players are and why going to a game is worth it just for that. Ahhh hockey. Is there anything you haven't done for me?

Sexual drive is there, and we can't help it. Men have brains just like women, although there are differences (sometimes obvious ones) like aggression level, that sort of thing. The key here is not to generalize, all men are not pigs, all women are not pigs, but some of each are.

For me I can't tell diddley-squat about anyone's face, as much as I enjoy them. I would have to say the face, not the eyes, are more important to me than the tushy.

Lucky Xev

Avatar you dog!!! I remember that, one of Xev's first posts she mentioned she was bisexual. Damn!

As for this ruling the galaxy thing, both avatar and Xev think too small. You're too linear-and it will be your undoing, for I, the great Pollux the Fifth (even though I insist I be called Pollux Five), have control over billions of galaxies beyond the range of the greatest telescopes, the universe bows down to me, and the time will come, I repeat: The Time Will Come when all of Earth's petty lifeforms and small-time dictators will be forced into my military, to take on the last vestiges of the universe controlled by the Solarian Federation.

There'll be no one to stop us this time.:D :D :D

I'm already the Elite Leader of Solarian Federation, Pollux. And nomatter how much galaxies you have at your command , nothing has a chance against mine timespace-continum-breaking-beam (actually I needed to say breaking in the first place, but I retranslated it incorrectly)

AAAAAH, you are wrong, for I rule all....forever! You can travel to any point in time-(watto voice)it will make no difference! Now I will sic my stormtroopers on you! Weeeeeeeee!

I am beyond time

Say what you will, but I will vanquish my foes!

BTW Xev why are you in invisible mode? I ask again: are there any benefits of it?

good night y'all. tomorrow will say if I have to start to look for a permenant job/ a new school, or I can enjoy the summer and find some people for which to make webpages for. (have no commercial luck for now:( )

btw Pollux, remember you talking about those extracts from your book. I'm thinking to launch in 16-17 days, so you could give sm of thm to me smtime. (you know what I'm talkin about)

BTW Xev why are you in invisible mode? I ask again: are there any benefits of it?

Why, I do it deliberatly to frustrate you, Polly.

Say what you will, but I will vanquish my foes!

I have already vanquished you. See above.

I repeat: The Time Will Come when all of Earth's petty lifeforms and small-time dictators will be forced into my military, to take on the last vestiges of the universe controlled by the Solarian Federation.

You will lose. I have vanquished you already, and I will do so again.

Tyler:

Funny guy, that God.

Guy? I thought we had decided that Monica Lewinsky was God?

(I am beyond God. I am the ultimate intelligence. I am above time and space. I do not need worship. I simply AM.)

I do, avatar. I'll find some and send em over when you're ready. See you around.

BTW I'm gonna be getting a job as a salesguy attendant sort of thing in a store. Itsa gonna be easy and there's a hot chick who works there who is supposedly my age. Whoa momma!

lucky you... my father can't help me in finding a job. and in this country it's all on the contacts. you can't just so walk in and get a job.:( .......

Why, I do it deliberatly to frustrate you, Polly.


I knew it! Arrrr everyone is pushing the great emperor's buttons today!

You will lose. I have vanquished you already, and I will do so again.

My war scimitar is ready for battle! Your great demon will convert to (gasp)--a polluxian god, when I am finished with you!

By the way everyone, just so you know, i already won and was named Universal Victor -- i just hit the rewind button and am playing this all back so that you can view me winning again.

And then i'm going to do it again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And then we're going to watch some reruns of Three's Company. Love that theme song...

Well avatar all I can say is good luck. And may the force be with you.

(hurls jagged war scimitar into VCR)

Ha! No reruns for you! We shall watch All in the Family!

I knew it! Arrrr everyone is pushing the great emperor's buttons today!

I am a capricious ultimate intelligence. I find it amusing to toy with the emotions of petty mortals such as yourself.

My war scimitar is ready for battle! Your great demon will convert to (gasp)--a polluxian god, when I am finished with you!

Cthulhu will never convert. Cthulhu would die before he converted.

And Cthulhu is not my God. He's simply a friend. We occasionally go clubbing and such together.

I have no Gods. I am beyond God. I am greater than any God ever could be.

I have no Gods. I am beyond God. I am greater than any God ever could be.

You kid yourself, you wretched brat!

Cthulhu would die before he converted.

Then he would die by my hand!

(just to let you know I am kidding, not really saying you're a brat, it's all in a bit of fun...)

I have no time to PM you back Pollux, but the answer is >I have no idea<

cheers!, I'm outa here

Then he would die by my hand!

Cthulhu cannot be killed.

That is not dead which can eternal lie
And with strange aeons even death may die.

(just to let you know I am kidding, not really saying you're a brat, it's all in a bit of fun...)

Ah, you are trying to avoid being punished for your presumption, foolish mortal.

That's very well. Adam doubted my nature once and was punished severely.

(I think he enjoyed it, though. :p)

I'm a sucker for a woman who is well endowed. I just love the way a woman looks with nice cleavage

Immortal joke
Cthulhu the bloke
Will die by my jagged sword

Xev, his pet fool
Will drown in his drool
As I smite his shovelish head

They will all feel my wrath
The demon, his brat
And I will ascend the universal throne!


Avatar: gotcha.

The Rump! :D of course

"Guy? I thought we had decided that Monica Lewinsky was God?

(I am beyond God. I am the ultimate intelligence. I am above time and space. I do not need worship. I simply AM.)"

I am not. Beat that, woman.



"lucky you... my father can't help me in finding a job. and in this country it's all on the contacts. you can't just so walk in and get a job."

Where do you live? In most cities you can find jobs pretty easily if you're willing to do shitty work.



"BTW I'm gonna be getting a job as a salesguy attendant sort of thing in a store. Itsa gonna be easy and there's a hot chick who works there who is supposedly my age. Whoa momma!"

Oh man. I work as a bike builder/fixer/seller at a store near me and theres two girls there that are absolutely gorgeous. I have many an interesting story about them!

Cthulu sounds a lot like the godly RPG character a friend of mine created and was pretty much obsessed over in junior high. His name was Stalker. And when my character just about killed Stalker (to annoy my friend) my friend (who was the gamemaster) annoyed me by having Stalker teleport to his home dimension so that he could heal himself and recuperate. And of course, Stalker was the only one who could go there (my friend decided when my character was going to teleport and go after Stalker). :D

Sorry for being kinda bitchy to you earlier in this thread, Xev. I'd just come in from working outside and was hot and in a testy mood. Not that you probably care, seeing as how you're invincible and all, but just the same.

"My, those is some mighty big breasteses, ma'am!" :p

Originally posted by Xev

That's very well. Adam doubted my nature once and was punished severely.

Any time. :p

Everything and more, but looks are secondary to what a woman can do for you:eek:

Hand Of Course. A woman can accomplish anything with her hands.





Sex..... is a lot like Poker.

If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

My point was merely to be funny, but as always, I failed, sorry. :o
The funny thing was supposed to be that if Tyler is so smart then why should he reveal that men are so singleminded. And then if revealing that was just a prove of him actually not being so smart, or if it was part of a secret genious plan that had some hidden agenda unknown to us not as smart as him-people, but obviously it was only funny in my twisted part of the universe. Why do I always fail at that? Always when I try to say something funny, poeple think I'm being serious and get offended...why? Should I include MORE smilies??? :eek:

Your apologies are always entertaining, if that helps.:)

Where do you live? In most cities you can find jobs pretty easily if you're willing to do shitty work. In the capital city:D But it is true- I don't like shity work. I hate to be a slave, even if I get more or any money. Hope to find smth connected with webdesign for the summer. Cheerz!

Slave work is the only way to go, Avatar! At least around here...

It'll have to hold me over until I publish my book, even if I do know HTML (took a class on it).

Slave work is the only way to go, Avatar! no it isn't. there is another road-> don't do anything:D At least around here... [pretty much everywhere zI think. .

I passed all the tests so now the summer is mine. (Muhahahaaa)First thing I'm going to do is create my own business page, where I offer my services, put in some ads and .............. sit and wait for money:D:D:p okok, it could take pretty long, so I have to think for another plan/possibilities. I like planning:p

I read somewhere that a lady spent a whole day making lists, but then didn't do anything she had set out to do.

Ah, a warning! But I need money now, for I want a digital camera, and they are expensive, and require a good supply of funds. One of my friends just burned me ~2000$ worth of video editing software, so as soon as I get it I'm gonna start 'rocking.'

It's just a hobby, though, no future in it for me. I will make blockbuster movies if I get filthy rich but that is unlikely.

Well, good luck with your porn site :D

I would have said brain, but it seems everyone has already kind of mentioned that it got missed out of the topic, as for the rest of the thread??? Well it's a bit Taboo, to tell you the truth just putting the brain is no good, Kind just have a single piece that you find attractive as usually it's the whole person.

Especially when the Ladies Radiant with an air and glow about her that just captivates a mans heart... (I'm going to go hide up again lol)

"My point was merely to be funny, but as always, I failed, sorry"

Talking about how frequently men are single-minded is something that a lot of women say seriously. So, my bad!

Originally posted by Bebelina
but obviously it was only funny in my twisted part of the universe. Why do I always fail at that? Always when I try to say something funny, poeple think I'm being serious and get offended...why? Should I include MORE smilies??? :eek:


Maybe if you put (j/k) at the end of your post, to let people know that you were just joking. From what i've noticed, sometimes adding a smiley face to your message will give the impression that you're just joking around in an attempt to be funny, and other times it can come across as being a smartass and people take it more seriously. And some people who use a smiley face with the vast majority of their messages lose some of the effectiveness of when they do use it to try and imply something like that they're just joking, because people are already so used to seeing it in their messages.

Or... if you're willing to spend some money for postage and handing, you could send us all some free oral sex -- most people i think would be a lot more tolerant towards you after that. :D You are Swedish, right?? I don't know what the others on here have heard about Swedes, but... ;)

GOD you have all fogoten HAIR

I would do ANYTHING for a girl with red hair (like TI:D)

and brain

as xev said
i can't STAND air heads

Asguard would do anything for Xev:p

I'm an Ass Man.....I love girls with a nice Banger!!!!!

Okay, here's much of why i posted this poll. I wanted to give people a chance to answer the poll without having my reason possibly affect their selection.

It's been many years since i watched it, but as i recall, in the movie CRUMB

http://us.imdb.com/Details?0109508

when R. Crumb is at something of a party, he's talking about how much he absolutely loves womens feet. And this young woman (who appears to not like him) tells him something about how it's been said that you can tell how a man sees himself in relation to women by which of the female body parts he's sexually attracted to the most in general -- the breasts, ass, legs, or feet -- the higher up on the body it is, the more the man esteems himself in relation to women. So, someone who sexually gets off the most on a woman's feet would tend to see themselves in a very lowly kind of way when it comes to women. And with R. Crumb, i could see how this was true.

If there is some truth to this, whether it applies to women who are attracted to other women, i don't know.

Lykan!!!

I want to mark the first two...
Why didn't you put multiple choice... :(

It's hard to choose between the breasts and the butt... :p:D:D

Now... seriously...
I Love the eyes... :)
The simile... :)
And the hands... :)
And the feet... :)
I Love it all! :D:D

you do realise that dosn't work

i have a VERY low opinion of myself with girls yet the most atractive features are face and hair, can't get much higher than that

Avatar: You trying to get me in trouble with TWO girls?

Originally posted by Asguard
[B]you do realise that dosn't work

i have a VERY low opinion of myself with girls yet the most atractive features are face and hair, can't get much higher than that


You do realize that i didn't include face and hair, yes? I figure the majority of guys would pick those -- after all, where do you look at when you communicate with a woman most of the time? So, it's based on the body parts lower than the head.

*shrug* Doesn't really matter to me though, i just found it a kinda interesting idea.

I chose butt, but it's more the hips. I love a good set of hips, birth'n hips!! When I see them I ... "EDITED FOR CONTENT!" .

Of course this all depends what I'm looking for. If I'm in a lustfull mode I look for the hips and forget about the mind, but if I am after some one I may want to spend more then 30 - 60 min with , the brain / mind is the choice. A smart women is one thing, but a stable women is even better. This is why I thew in the / mind!

Originally posted by Adam
There is an incredibly beautiful girl here at the university dorms. Excellent face, body, hair, everything. But recently I heard her talking to someone. She was saying how she had cheated on her boyfriend, and wasn't going to tell him because she couldn't be bothered dealing with him being upset. That's when she became no longer beautiful to me.

So, to me, honour and integrity are very beauitful traits in a woman. A nicy body and face helps, but they are nothing without honour and integrity.

Go Girl!! FREEDOM!!!!

oh Adam... you are SO conditioned.... :)

I don't give a damn about feminism. Most feminist chicks I know are incredibly stupid and rude. I like honesty and integrity in all people, not just women. I have dated beautiful women and not-so-beautiful women, and I prefer the ones with strength of character and a bit of decency.

Squid, if some annoyingly pathetic political lobby group said murder was bad, would you say murder is good just because they say it is bad? Or would you actually have your own opinion on the matter? My preference for honour and integrity has nothing to do with the beliefs of feminists.

i agree

and add

GET A LIFE

girls are ALWAYS shown as loyal

Its usully sugested that GUYS take advatage not the girls

In really life i have seen a LOT of girls doing the cheating

could be because i asocate MAINLY with guys so its guys that i see cheated on

there are some really mean people around and i am glade to have found a girl who IS loyal AND intellegent

Originally posted by Squid Vicious


Go Girl!! FREEDOM!!!!

oh Adam... you are SO conditioned.... :)

I disagree, and would say it's lack of honesty and integrity instead, as Adam said. Freedom in those terms would be to agree with the guy to be in an open / non-monogomous relationship to begin with, in my humble opinion.

Adam doesn't sound like the conditioned one to me... :rolleyes:

I don't give a damn about feminism. Most feminist chicks I know are incredibly stupid and rude.

Yeah, well fuck you you stupid wanker! :p

Umm, what in the name of the Great Gretzkyson and his prophet, Dominic Hasek, has any of this to do with feminism?

Femininists are just like any other crusaders. Tunnel vision. I've never met a card-carrying feminist who wasn't a dumb-arse crusader. Maybe smart ones exist, but I've never met one.

All of it is pretty good. I can't decide. Hmm, I would say all of her...I want to taste the whole menu.

Just making sure this doesn't die because of nader.

Not only are most feminists I know quite dumb, but so are most other people I know. People suck. I hate people.

Only most people, Xev. I couldn't hate someone who sends me naughty pictures like you do. :p