You want to get Laid?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Creative Fossil, Jun 1, 2007.

  1. Creative Fossil Banned Banned

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    You want to get laid but the bitch aint giving you no clues

    OR

    are you just missing them?

    Read my secret report on the body language of LURVEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    coming soon......

    YOU WILL BE

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  3. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    One thing I liked about the 1960s: People didn't play so many games and rely on passing "clues" back and forth. If a girl liked you she'd just walk up to you and make the first move.

    Couple that with the fact that the Cold War was on red alert and we had a Space Race going on with those evil Russkies. It was actually cool to study science and math for your country. Geeks were getting laid all over the place.
     
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  5. Creative Fossil Banned Banned

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    Lol, excellent.

    I met a Rocket Scientist last Saturday.
    It was all I could do not to say

    Is that rocket in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me.

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  7. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    work out and put on some big muscles, get a nice tan, dress smart and you wont need any bullshit tricks to get women, get a nice car aswell that always helps.

    70-80% of women will let you sleep with them if you meet all of the above standards.


    peace.
     
  8. Creative Fossil Banned Banned

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    Hmmm I must be in the remaining 20-30%
     
  9. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    No
    Too many but I ignore them.
    If sticking her tongue down my throat is a clue then I'm not missing it, otherwise; maybe.
     
  10. Creative Fossil Banned Banned

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    Silly Oli

    She's hungry and she's noticed you have some spinach trapped in a molar.
     
  11. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    indeed you must, they are rough statistics not totaly accurate, i would even say they are not high enough % rates.




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  12. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    oli i think you hang out around trashy people too much lol, im guessing you go to bars and pubs alot?


    peace.
     
  13. Creative Fossil Banned Banned

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    if you are 90 or pig ugly, those 'qualities' aren't going to help you my friend.
    A tan will only hide so much.

    I hate muscle bound bleuhhhhhhhhh ...............athletic is much nicer.
     
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    if you are 90 or pig ugly, those 'qualities' aren't going to help you my friend.
    A tan will only hide so much.

    I hate muscle bound bleuhhhhhhhhh ...............athletic is much nicer.

    Oh and I expect all guys to have a nice car in my age group. (Though neither my last two did, but that aside........)
     
  15. Creative Fossil Banned Banned

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    This free thought relocation is very annoying. I have to spend an extra 2 seconds trying to find the damn thing. Not sure I can hang around wasting all that TIME!!!!!!!!



    (yes I see the irony......)


    I'm being forced to post in the actual science thingy for convenience and guess what!!!!!!!!!

    I made a valid contribution. It's been a while boys, it's been a while. I need to go lay down.
     
  16. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Trashy people? Nope. I'm just hard to get. (Okay, impossible).
    Nope. Two/ three times a fortnight.

    I rarely eat anything other than cheese on toast. I can't remember the last time I had spinach... (but I do still have all my own teeth).
     
  17. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    how can yu have big muscles and good looks when you are 90? but if you have a expensive motor and alot of cash, that will still get you some loving at that age

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    edit- ps i dont mean huge muscles, like comming out of your head and ears lol. i mean just nice muscles. i dont like huge muscles either, i dont fully bodybuild myself i am not built like a tank.



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  18. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    i was actualy just thinking the same thing, i nearly actualy posted in a scientific thread. i had to take a breather.

    peace.
     
  19. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    so thats like every weekend? lol

    peace.
     
  20. Creative Fossil Banned Banned

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    you never mentioned 'good looking'
     
  21. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Nope. A Saturday night. A Thursday night the week after and maybe (if there's band on) the following Saturday. Some times I'm not out for three or four weeks at a time.
     
  22. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    OK, I must confess, my real name is Hugh Heffner, I am almost 90 and buttugly and girls my great granddaughter's age want to fuck me.

    What's wrong with that picture?? :bugeye:

    Oh yeah, I am rich and famous and I have influence....
     
  23. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    You aren't really Hugh Heffner?
     

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