Just wishing to increase my repetoire. Anyhoo, here's some of my favorites: Yo' momma's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters. Yo' momma's so dumb she failed a survey. Yo' momma's so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo' momma's blood type is Ragou Yo' momma's so nasty she sweats Crisco Yo' momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family Any more folks?
Yo' mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth... Yo' mama so ugly she made an onion cry... Yo' mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on....
Yo mama is so ugly, when she was born they put her in a incubator with tinted windows. Yo mama is so fat, she has skinny people orbiting around her. Yo mama is so fat, she gets runs in her jeans. Yo mama is so ugly, Gorillas in the Mist was filmed in her shower. Yo mama is so fat, she rolled over a dollar and got 4 quarters. Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the movies and they told her under 17 not admitted, so she went and got 16 of her friends. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Yo' momma is so fat she has her own zip code. Yo' momma is so fat the neighborhood kids use her for a sun shade, all at one time. Yo' momma had a birth defect. You. Did yo' momma have any kids that lived?
