In my boredom, I have decided to post a personal ad on yahoo.com to see what kind of replies I can generate. Problem is, I can't think of what the hell to write about myself... If you've got an idea for a gripping personal add, please share the wealth!
Rich handsome guy with own house seeks nice female to spend his fortune on Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I made some adjustments to your add Filthy Rich old guy (almost about to die) seeks blonde with big breasts to leave his fortune to. Morals not required.
The ever changing ad Filthy Rich Old Guy seeks Young female with big breasts. Automatically signed into will. No autopsy ordered. Morals not required. There, sounds about right