I wish to pay Homage to the Esteemed Moderator of Philosophy

HAIL!

You may ask.."Why the Cesspool"? That my Friends will soon be Evident.

Watch in Amazement as this Stupid Bitch engage in Non Sequiters, Flawed Reasoning and Obscenities that will make the Worst Skank Blush

Wanna Share some of your Own? Post Already, Moron!

Thrill your Friends with these Xevism's. Search for Particular Vicious Bile thru Google. Hit after Hit, Page after Page, the Xevism's Never Ends.

Folks, the Circus has come to Town. The Star Attraction? Our Very Own.....XEV, the Moderator (wild applause)

Xev 5.26.04 12.36pm]
I daresay one who gets upset to the point of trying to "report" a post is quite an uptight little prick.

It'd be quite impossible for me to be un-chill wiith this much alcohol in my system, believe me.

comment: reporting posts is discouraged. reason given is that it turns one to a "uptight little prick". confesses to raging through sciforums in a drunken daze. demands the right to do so since "un-chilling" is impossible

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Xev 04-24-04, 11:36 PM
....And? The Russians are East Slavs, probably the most pure sub-race of the Slavs. The West Slavs mixed with the Alpines and the South Slavs are the niggers of the Slavic race.

Xev 10-12-03, 10:26 PM
No woman will ever fuck you no matter how much you beg some internet based skank to do so. Please quit pretending that they will so that you will sooner slide into a suicidal depression, slit your wrists and drown yourself in the blood.

Alternately, since you will never have a chance to use it, you could castrate yourself and shove your cock so far down your throat that you slowly choke to death.

Xev 08-20-03, 01:37 AM
Hmm, this is giving me ideas.
Exterminate the Muslim population in America? Fire up the ovens!

Again? :rolleyes:

And that was a personal attack against what I believe to be a very refreshing person. So what if she doesn't share the same views as you when it comes to political correctness, I wish I had the balls to be half of what she is.

As it stands, I am still a pro-Xevite.

please refrain from getting off topic. besides. i have work to do. sifting thru 10000000 posts is no small task

;)

Off topic?

Hathor, Wake the fuck up. You're taking Xev's posts out of context. Completely out of context.

please refrain from getting off topic. besides. i have work to do. sifting thru 10000000 posts is no small task

;)

In that case... Let's quote FOX MULDER!

Hell is paradise. There Satan and all his followers will be granted eternal life in which we can do mean things to people, have unholy demonic orgies, and eat demon pizza.

I like this one:
GOD will not be mocked! All of you sinners will burn in a lake of fire-ey goodness while I sit in heaven singing the Tequila song with attractive women draped over my arms! Jesus is my lord and personal saviour and will protect me from the demonic forces that try to steal my soul! Eeeah! The bubbling pit! The colour out of space! The crawling chaos! Demon pizza is evil! Good night, and God bless Azjerbistan!


http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=171151#post171151

Hey, I'll quote Muscleman too!

Adam adam adam, child, LOL. your funny, first of all your the one who brought out the car accident analogy, and whats up with a 5 story and a cell phone? Your last resort is to an ATTEMPT to make FALSE ACCUSATIONS AGAINST ME like earlier, your making a fool out of your own words, the analogy i made about the cell phone is the claim of YOUR CHANCE, u think its ridiculous? Then why are u an atheist? LOL
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=11294&page=33&pp=5

"....And? The Russians are East Slavs, probably the most pure sub-race of the Slavs. The West Slavs mixed with the Alpines and the South Slavs are the niggers of the Slavic race."
that is just a statement of facts, not actually opinion, niggers may not be the nicest term, but who cares

"Exterminate the Muslim population in America? Fire up the ovens!"
id like to know where you got this from, it could easily be sarcasm

"No woman will ever fuck you no matter how much you beg some internet based skank to do so. Please quit pretending that they will so that you will sooner slide into a suicidal depression, slit your wrists and drown yourself in the blood."
everyone hates skanks, so what?? maybe a bit excessive tho

"since you will never have a chance to use it, you could castrate yourself and shove your cock so far down your throat that you slowly choke to death."
i think if she actually hated the person, she would say something more serious and less joking

Oh yeah. I have this neat article:
Archaeologists have found what they believe to be the site of the Library of Alexandria, often described as the world's first major seat of learning.

A Polish-Egyptian team has excavated parts of the Bruchion region of the Mediterranean city and discovered what look like lecture halls or auditoria.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3707641.stm

Apparently the Library of Alexandria has been found. A lot of information was lost when Caesar burned it down.

Personally, I like this quote:

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake.
--Persian Proverb

Or this one:
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
- Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

What happened to The Collected Works of CounslerCoffee? Did y'all give up?

I think Hathor gave up tbh

Thor, I have problem.. I have 22 books on my Barnes & Noble wish list. This is getting out of control... I think I have a problem Eh, I'll just go out drinking tonight.

What is a Barnes & Noble wish list?

What he said *points up*

It's a book store. I put books on a list, books that I would like to own but can't because I don't have any money. It's getting really big.

Isn't there a library around?

How many books can fit on a page?

How many books can fit on a page?

depends,

are you allowed to stack them on top of each other?

This is Kentucky, half of us don't even know how to read. Nah, just kidding.

Yes, but I hate renting books. I hate having to return them. If I have to return it... Then I won't be able to reference it again, or read it again (Unless I check it out, again). My list has a few non-fiction books on, non-fiction is what I tend to hold onto. I'm a book slut, leave me alone!

27 books on one page. I have one page.

*leaves thread*

Why Thor? Why? Are you afraid of me or something? I will tell you what... I might be a book slut of some sorts, but gosh-darn it; finishing a book is better than sex.

*enters thread*

Better than sex? Only better than sex with a guy (not that I have tried :eek: )

*leaves thread*

You haven't? You really must. ;)

Hathor hasn't come back yet? Pity... :p

I don't go to the library because Finnish libraries suck compared to dutch ones. Hardly anything decent in english unlike in most dutch libraries.

I usually give away books I read, because stuff keeps you tied to a place. Get rid of your stuff CC and move on.

Get rid of my stuff? I only keep books, everything else is crap that I don't care about... Except my DVDs. Other then that, you can come in my flat and steal my couch for all I care.

Get rid of my stuff? I only keep books, everything else is crap that I don't care about... Except my DVDs. Other then that, you can come in my flat and steal my couch for all I care.

I'm afraid I don't have space for a couch.

Do you have a blender?

Did I just say 'flat'? Man, my online Aussie friends are starting to rub off on me.

No, no blender.

Did I just say 'flat'? Man, my online Aussie friends are starting to rub off on me.

What should it be?

penthouse?

No, it should be house. Or apartment. Not flat, that's to Australian.

We say flat in holland too.

Then why am I saying flat? It's those Aussie's. They can't take over America by force, so they're taking it over by way of culture! It's a Kangaroo Jack kind of conspiracy.

Barnes & Nobel's great :) I come back from England with a suitcase will all my stuff, and one stuffed with books :D

Flat is used all the time in the UK. Apartment is used in France and the US...see, you're like the French. Counslers a Frenchie, na na na na na na :p

*leaves thread for good*

Thor, I'll kick your ass. It's a freedom flat now, happy? It's a fucking freedom flat! Freedom fries, freedom toast, freedom flat, etc. End of discussion.

Hathor, Wake the fuck up. You're taking Xev's posts out of context. Completely out of context.

my dear man, what would you know about the state of wakefulness?
however, pick any or all quotes and demonstrate why context is required.

The Aussie invasion of America began with Crocodile Dundee and Yahoo Serious. Luckily, our notoriously short attention span defeated both of these in time. Wonder whatever happened to Yahoo Serious. I always kinda liked young Einstein. He put the bubbles into beer you know.

Oh shit, are you serious? The frenchies use apartment? But of course, they use a pussy ass french accent when they say it, so it probably bears no resemblance to our word.

The French invented the word 'apartment' but I belive they pronounce it 'apartamont'

we say apartement.

Hollanders say "flet" :)

I'm australian and I call people's living quarters different things depending on the person and the vibe I get from their living quarters. I don't think I ever say flat. Shithole, stinkpit, fuckface's den, cuntass's bitch-quarters, shitty fuckin turd head's crap bucket. One person I know who is blatantly a pussy, I call his apartment, 'the vulva sheathe', because he is a vulva and his apartment encases him.
Yeah i don't think I ever say 'flat'.

whatsupyall?

LOL.

that muscleman sure seems familiar.

dig the CAPS! stylin!

Spurious, you're a frenchie? That explains some things. :p J/k. I do hate that accent though.

Spurious, you're a frenchie? That explains some things. :p J/k. I do hate that accent though.


No, I'm Dutch...but from the south.

so ahh, here we have an unsuspecting member that dared start a thread in xev's fiefdom

good and evil (http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=628521#post628521)

her response...

Xev 07-06-04, 02:58 AM

This is so fucking deep, mountainhare. You're a genius! It's hardly as if these questions have been argued to death by pseudo-spiritualistic simpletons, no! Congratulations.

she is actively dissuading members from paticipating in her forum simply because the topic is one she heard before.

Hey anu, just a question.... Your join date is 07-02-04. Xev has left for the summer; her last post was 07-06-04. But before that her last post was on 05-26-04. Tell me how you can complain about someone that you don't even know or have yet to encounter on the board?

Hey anu, just a question.... Your join date is 07-02-04. Xev has left for the summer; her last post was 07-06-04. But before that her last post was on 05-26-04. Tell me how you can complain about someone that you don't even know or have yet to encounter on the board?

Counsler...Hint...anu is someone who has been a member for a while.

NO!?!??!!?! *shocked*

Hey anu, just a question.... Your join date is 07-02-04. Xev has left for the summer; her last post was 07-06-04. But before that her last post was on 05-26-04. Tell me how you can complain about someone that you don't even know or have yet to encounter on the board?

Why does any of that matter when anu is right?

Who really cares how long he/she has been here? You can't tell me that you agree with Xev's response, or that you yourself would have responded in the same way to the original post. Does it matter if someone had argued that before? Xev is there to moderate posts, not to moderate what can be discussed in the forum. If it was involving philosophy, it should stand and not be shunned upon by the moderator. If it's something people have talked about before, the thread will either die, or someone will link to the original. No reason to be nasty about it. That's just what Hathor and anu are pointing out, there is unjust cause to be rude, obnoxious and downright bitchy to people in your forum when they have done nothing but ask a question or start a discussion.

Your argument about it not being a valid point is bullshit, and now you are fetching at straws to cover up for your moderator who is apparently manic and out of control.

Xev has left for the summer;

let us pray

dear lord
please let xev be living out URBAN LEGEND 2
if she eats, let her die of food poisoning
if she swims, let the sharks attack
if she crosses the road, let a semi sweep her away
if she drives, let a sinkhole open up

dear lord
i hope you get the picture
now get you useless ass to work

amen

oops

hey lord
if she gets pregnant, let there be complications

oops

amen

Why does any of that matter when anu is right?

It matters because Anu hasn't been here. It's opinion is void. I'm sorry, Anu. Please continue to bitch about something that you had no part in it, or about a person you've never even talked to.

Xev is there to moderate posts, not to moderate what can be discussed in the forum.

Actually, yes. Yes she is there to moderate what can be discussed in her forum.

Coffee,

Anu is a *long-time* member of this forum. He's been here under many names. Hint, his previous incarnation had much to do with this thread.

Ah, fuck it. Why play coy. It's Spookz. It's Hathor. Any others?

More anti-Xev hate?

People simply don't like women with brains, do they? It threatens them to observe eloquence from the twin-X-chromosome gender.


Getting serious now. It's quite dirty to attack someone while she isn't there to defend herself. I do agree that perhaps she could soften her words a bit, but it's undeniable that she does contribute (along with gendanken, sometimes I get the feeling that they're twins or something :bugeye: ) thought-provoking and informative, though ego-painful, discussion in the General Philosophy section, if not many other parts of the forums.

Restart this topic when she gets back from her little jaunt.

coffee

duh duh? duh! duh duh duh? duh, duhduh. duh!

Actually, yes. Yes she is there to moderate what can be discussed in her forum.

somebody take a sledgehammer to this numbskull and put him out of his misery

More anti-Xev hate?

People simply don't like women with brains, do they? It threatens them to observe eloquence from the twin-X-chromosome gender.


Getting serious now. It's quite dirty to attack someone while she isn't there to defend herself. I do agree that perhaps she could soften her words a bit, but it's undeniable that she does contribute (along with gendanken, sometimes I get the feeling that they're twins or something :bugeye: ) thought-provoking and informative, though ego-painful, discussion in the General Philosophy section, if not many other parts of the forums.

Restart this topic when she gets back from her little jaunt.

heya fanboy

get a clue, the facts speak for themselves. the thread is still open
despite the bitch's distaste for the topic, it was not modded out of existence.
she merely vomited her crap onto the thread and left. while i kinda dig it, she is still a mod and that is...conduct unbecoming!

kapeesh fanboy?

you wouldnt know this.. "thought-provoking and informative, though ego-painful, discussion".. even if it hit you in the ass

And you wouldn't know it if it sliced off your cock, if you even have one. :)

I love you too, Zero.

I can't believe I can leave for the Peleponnese for months, spend those months snorkeling, drinking and touring the various archeological sites, and I am STILL being discussed when I next check in here.

I feel so loved.

lord
do not fail me, you maggot!

RELEASE THE SHARKS!

I feel so loved.

heh, cmon back, hurry! i gots a whole lotta lovin jes fer yer :)

Coffee, just because anu is seemingly new... does not make your argument valid one bit... More of a red herring actually.

Do you actually address the points in the argument, or are you too busy dancing around the big picture to actually think for yourself?

A coherent argument in the cesspool? That is unheard of! Scandal!

why thank you, monkey
i worked on this particular one for quite a while. extra care was taken to iron out any fallacies. a certain amount of consultations were undertaken with learned rabbis. they approved.

coffee

duh duh? duh! duh duh duh? duh, duhduh. duh!

I was thinking he sounded more like the teacher from the Peanuts cartoons...

Waaah wah wah waah wah waaaaah.

coffee

duh duh? duh! duh duh duh? duh, duhduh. duh!

Maybe you should suck my dick? Or at least jerk it off a little. Because when you're playing with my dick, you're not typing out stupid shit.

Spurious,
A coherent argument in the cesspool? That is unheard of! Scandal!

And it will continue to be unheard of.

no thanks
i prefer to bend you over and invade your rear with long, rapid strokes
you dont mind, do you?
hmm?

yeah! twist it around!
spank! spank!
who's yer daddy?
spank!
say my name, bitch!

And it will continue to be unheard of.

you mean you intend to spam the threads here with your trash as you have done in this thread?. is that it? you defend your bitch by raining down tripe on my topic? you have intentionally derailed this thread. i see that as a challenge

on a side note.....

duh duh. duh? duh! duh duh duh duh? duhhhhhh! duh?

poor frikkin coffee, imagine going thru life with half a brain.

dear lord
thank you for not making me like coffee.
thank you for allowing me to spell counselor correctly

I assume from the way you type, that you only have three fingers. It's too much of a challenge for you to jerk me off, just stick to sucking.

haha
cant you take no for an answer, fag boy?

why cc why?
why do you hate me so? :(

why do you hate me so?

I don't hate you. If anything I find you funny.

Ah, i love the cesspool. Why did i resist you for so long!

I love you too, Zero.

I can't believe I can leave for the Peleponnese for months, spend those months snorkeling, drinking and touring the various archeological sites, and I am STILL being discussed when I next check in here.

I feel so loved.

*kiss*

The only reply that's needed. :D

gross

what the hell do you people have against xev?

try thinking about your arguments and give her some good material to rip apart and you will get a decent responce from her

post crap and you recive crap in return

whats so hard about understanding that?

Assguard:
try thinking about your arguments and give her some good material to rip apart and you will get a decent responce from her

Or very diplomatically pull up a forgotten thread with her name on it, to voice your Sycophantsy without outright voicing it, and get your NSync-y girlfriend all jealous.

You're so damn beautiful.

Xev, great sarcaster, decent philospher , but often bad tempered, looking to pick a fight, why is that?

Well , I must admit that I have a really bad name as a complete prick in another forum, but I use that forum only when I wish to prank/ poke people in the sides days. Sciforums I come for some reflective thought.....