Better put some water on that shit! (phr)
?@ A strong recommendation to someone to improve their appearance. You better put some water on that shit. [West Virginia University, Morgantown, WV, 1998]


bag up (v)
?@ To laugh uncontrollably. [University of Delaware, Newark, DE]

crack-monkey-crapweasel-whorebender!

Not quite sure what it means, yet, or who it is for.:D

PHAT
always tell people they r phat.
its a great complement.


YOOZAHO
meaning: a reason u make for someone that is acting less than respectable.

u refuse 2 complete your assignments because: yoozaho

u never pay people back money u owe because: yoozaho

u sleep with 2 many crackheads because: yoozaho

yoozaho but u cant help it

milli vannili chili willy - means over and out - bye - see ya later. its from the movie hot shots:D

Lights off! means feck off.

What're you sniffing lately? means "How are you?"

Up your wazzoo. means "Up Yours."

A penguin stole my insanity...and my underpants. basically means what it says. :D

FOB
n. pl. FOB·s

A person who just came over from another country, usually of asian descent. They sport fashion that, according to most, would be deemed outright hideous. They speak broken english if any at all and like to squat while talking to you.

v.
Can be used to describe a person. "Look at that guy over there. He looks kinda fobby."

see also Gangsta FOB

Gangsta FOB
n. pl. Gangsta FOBs or Ghetto Fobulous

A FOB who thinks he can rule by force. They associate with other Gangsta FOBs and speak fobinese all the while smoking a cigarette and drinking Heineken. They think they are the supreme beings of the world when in fact they are the lowliest beings aside from cockroaches and turds. They tink dey are kool and da sheeeet but when in an argument insues they say stupid shit like "dawk, who you tink you are. We are fuck you up dawk."

see also dumbass.

sidenote: This was meant for humor. If you take it seriously you can kiss my Fobby ass :D

Originally posted by %BlueSoulRobot%
A penguin stole my insanity...and my underpants. basically means what it says. :D

Muahahahahahahahahaha!

Roobs

Butt-pirate; homosexual

Butt-buddies; homosexual lovers

Ghey; Faghat Hempdaddy

jay - homosexual, or having pedophile-like qualities.

ex. "dont be jay like that"
(usualy said while lifting a cup, pinky-up)

gob - mouth

gobsmacked - speechless

gobshite - (expect you can guess)

LOMBARD - lots of money but a real dickhead

plonker - idiot

right wally - idiot

pratt - egotistical bastard or idiot

fuckwit - idiot

pan handle - (let's just say the guy's excited...)

what's the damage? - how much?

dog's dinner - a mess ("I made a right dog's dinner of it") or done up too much ("she's looked like a dog's dinner")

shitfaced - totally drunk/wasted

fanny - in Britain, NOT the backside but the c***

spunk - in Britain, not bravado but semen

Oh, and to add to the homosexual ones:

pillow biter
fudge packer
fruit
bum bandit

Asshat: Intensely stupid, asinine person.

spank the monkey
polish the helmet
lube the pistons...etc.

dust the dragon.
I was dusting off my candle dragon one day and my friends thought it was anal of me. I told them I was "just dusting my dragon" and he said it sounded like a sexual comment. Hehe so we use that every now and then.

Tronic in da tonic - drugs in a drink. (not regional slang, just me and my buddies..and no we're not date rapists, it just rhymes)

fantabulous - beyond fabulous

clue-by-four - The notional stick with which one
whacks an aggressively clueless person.

psychodramatic - blend of psychotic and dramatic

penguins are silly creatures, indeed!!:D

Apeshit=Going totally apeshit. Or nuts. Crazy. You get the picture.

Mover- A person who lives in a trailor park in Kentucky and is also white. Basically me, Im a mover!

chillax- chill and relax

i'm chillaxen, you really need to chillax as well

To 'bag up' here means to use a condom :D

404 - Extended to humans to convey that the subject
has no idea or no clue - sapience not found. May be
used reflexively; "Uh, I'm 404ing" means "I'm drawing
a blank".

Un-ass: Get rid of that thing, ass.
Trippy!: Hey, that's very cool!
Barking Spiders: Someone farted.

You guys should go here http://rsdb.fuck.org/

The Racial Slure Database?

Yep. I dont mean to insult or offend anyone but its fairly interesting.

I didn't know there were so many. wow... :D

Originally posted by MacZ
fuckwit - idiot

never FUCKWIT a crackhead!
LOL

hahahah "border bunny". LMAO

ME

Our Living Language The usage of cool as a general positive epithet or interjection has been part and parcel of English slang since World War II, and has even been borrowed into other languages, such as French and German. Originally this sense is a development from a Black English usage meaning “excellent, superlative,” first recorded in written English in the early 1930s. Jazz musicians who used the term are responsible for its popularization during the 1940s. As a slang word expressing generally positive sentiment, it has stayed current (and cool) far longer than most such words. One of the main characteristics of slang is the continual renewal of its vocabulary and storehouse of expressions: in order for slang to stay slangy, it has to have a feeling of novelty. Slang expressions meaning the same thing as cool, like bully, capital, hot, groovy, hep, crazy, nervous, far-out, rad, and tubular have for the most part not had the staying power or continued universal appeal of cool. In general there is no intrinsic reason why one word stays alive and others get consigned to the scrapheap of linguistic history; slang terms are like fashion designs, constantly changing and never “in” for long. The jury is still out on how long newer expressions of approval such as def and phat will survive.

in chem a friend and i call the bunsen burners BB's...

this is not my slang but is used by many in this country (scotland)
"deye wannae go eh big man?" - Do you want a first fight old chap?

rad - you know what this means
radtastic - way better than rad
radtasmic - 1000000x better than radtastic

gonnae tap us a fag? - can you please lend me a cigarette?

I figure since Im a scifi freak that il post this here

Trekkie/trekker- a person who is a fan of startrek.

Scaper- A person who is a fan of Farscape.

I-Maniac- A person who is a fan of the current Invisable Man series.

Bronzer- A person who is a fan of buffy.

Anybody got anymore?

grok - Heinlein's Martian verb for a thorough understanding.

ppol always assume im a homosexual wen i tell them im gay.

<meta http-equiv="Content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">xtian (ĔKS·ʧın, ·ʧian) n.,
A Christian.
plural: xtians
etymology: following suit of the substitution of Christ for X in xmas, most likely

lol (løl) int., v.,
1. A responce to something that one thinks is funny.
2. Laughing out loud.
etymology: an abbreviation for "laughing out loud" has come to be used as an interjection even when the user is not really laughing, but thinks something is funny.

roflmao (RØ·flmau) int., v.,
1. A responce to something one thinks is extraordinarily funny.
1a. Meaning has slightly deteriorated in some places to mean the same thing as lol.
2. Rolling on the floor, laughing uncontrollably.
2a. Meaning has slightly deteriorated in some places to mean simply laughing uncontrollably.

gay means happy!
r u gay?


actually in miami:

gay = petty, unfair
"this gay computer wont work."
"the teacher gave me a gay quiz today."
"stop being gay, and help us."

jit = child
"that jit peed in his pants."
"that jit better stop playing in the street."

to = in/at
(people dont say,
"im IN the store" or
"im AT the store"
they say
"im TO the store"

trade = manly gay person that does not consider himself gay because he likes woman and only likes men that are fem. he looks at some men like they r women. most people dont know hes trade because hes usually muscular, rough looking, thugged out, gold teeth, and fresh out of jail. hes the most masculine person, but he just looks at some men like they r women.

http://www.memorialcare.com/miller/images/penguin.jpg
AHHHHH!!! AHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!

(lol, me 'n' my penguins.) :D

"weinery" means prissy, girly, squeamish. Usually used for guys.

"You boron." goes back to Chem class, where we discovered the delights of the aptly named chemicals, like Einstenium, or UUB. :D

"Whack!" means F**k! :D Of course, there are many, many different meanings, but I usually use whack like that.

-oober gay- something is really gay
*this is the oldest post in free thoughts, yes i'm bored*