they just look ugly and hairy and make some peeps look homeless. Wots the point?

p.s. this IS a Free Thought.

some people like them. some people think they make them look good. The point is your style.

Originally posted by Captain_Crunch
some people like them. some people think they make them look good. The point is your style.
did u just change opinion to style or am i goin nuts?, cause that has really confused me.!

um yeh i did, couldnt think of the correct word until after i had submitted so i went back and edited.

no, ur just going nuts.

Originally posted by Captain_Crunch
um yeh i did, couldnt think of the correct word until after i had submitted so i went back and edited.

no, ur just going nuts.

WELL I WISH U WOULD TELL ME THESE THINGS!!! Ha, ha.

i've gone nuts actually. How are you today? i dont know you but how are you?

i am fine. :(

Originally posted by Captain_Crunch
i am fine. :( #
Then why the sad face?

dont know actually. :(

Originally posted by Captain_Crunch
dont know actually. :(
oh, do you wanna hug any way or what?

I've never liked beard they just seem odd :bugeye:

Gets you into al-quaida quicker though ;)

Gets you into al-quaida quicket though
he he :D

to me, there are two points to my beard:

one, I look DAMN good in it (still convincing myself after 10 years of solid beardness - I keep the sucka trimmed pretty short though)

two, I don't shave everyday, just trim beard once a week. HA! Efficiency!

i cant be bothered shaving, a beard seems so appealing to me because i see shaving valuable time wasted.

i hate beards, no actually I will refraise that, I do not like beards that much. (i could not think of anything to say)

A bit of facial hair is sexy. Maybe a day or two worth of growth, combined with slightly above waist length hair...quite perfect.

Beard is not.

I've had a pot-scrubber ever since the day i could grow one. They're fun, you can style em differently, and you can play with them and look like you're intelligent and contemplating something. Ah well, it's always served me well ;)

I've had a beard for over ten years. Many of my (male) friends sport fuzz, we are all Uni educated do folk music and walking.

Have to agree with two points here, it's economical - you don't have to shave every day and it makes you look intelligent. Sortof.

Or a lumber jack, or a member of a terrorist organisation, or a fisherman or santa claus.

;)

Originally posted by Captain_Crunch
Or a lumber jack, or a member of a terrorist organisation, or a fisherman or santa claus.
That's an interesting point..... *rubs chin* Terrorists have beards. Santa Claus has a beard. Santa Claus is therefore a terrorist. I will have to write my congressman.

(and yes, I know I'm denying the antecedent, leave me alone!)

- Warren

Originally posted by Captain_Crunch
Or a lumber jack

Refrain:

Oh...
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay;
I sleeps at night and I works all day.

Verses:

I cut down trees
I eat my lunch
I go to the la-va-tree
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
and have buttered scones for tea.

(Refrain)

I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
and hang around bars

(Refrain)

I cut down trees
I wear high heels
suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear pa-pa!

th "some one had to say it" ed

how can you be a viking witout a beard? :eek: :D

or a tramp :eek:

American Powerlifters often have Bold heads (DHT ?) and a beard to compensate lack of hair.

Religious nutters have beards...

Medieval kings have beards...

Beards are really anti-social, only those that consider themselves above or without the law have beards, that's why you find them with tyrannic rulers and homeless people alike, sailors have hteir kind of freedom , the sea and don't want to answer the laws of the lands, proudly having their "indepence" beard.

Generally beards i don't like at all , maybe a guy with an aristocratic face (three musketeers) and thick black hair can look very good with a carefully tuned beard, but otherwise yuck!

So Vortexx,

We recognize the following beards:

The independent beard.
The tyrant beard.
The zealot beard.
The fugitive beard.
The compensatory for steroid-shriveled penis beard.

What else?

- Warren

Originally posted by chroot
That's an interesting point..... *rubs chin* Terrorists have beards. Santa Claus has a beard. Santa Claus is therefore a terrorist. I will have to write my congressman.

(and yes, I know I'm denying the antecedent, leave me alone!)

- Warren

I believe that was the premise of the South Park last week. Quality comedy.

Okay, it was only close. Actually Santa got shot down over Iraq for violating their air space. Good stuff.

My girlfriend does:cool:

Originally posted by Vortexx
only those that consider themselves above or without the law have beards

Yeh! You've noticed at last, well done.

The powerlifters beard aka shrivled penis substitute:


Here we see the official Worlds Strongest women Jill Mills and her Husband Milo, He may loose with armwrestling to his wife, but at least HE got da beard!!!

http://www.jillmills.com/jm/gallery/training/jill_talking.jpg

I like the hippiebeard or the gurubeard.

How do you eat without getting your beard dirty? I find it funny that you hardly see an asian man with a beard but when they get to 80 they suddenly grow a beard and become wise. Hey Mr Myagi had a beard didn't he?

solution: keep it short!:rolleyes:

solution: use intravenous feeding

Originally posted by Xev
A bit of facial hair is sexy. Maybe a day or two worth of growth, combined with slightly above waist length hair...quite perfect.

Beard is not.

DAMNIT. Just when I thought I had a shot with that hot little avatar. BOOM, I got nuthin.

Sadly, still not motivated to shave.

Originally posted by chroot
That's an interesting point..... *rubs chin* Terrorists have beards. Santa Claus has a beard. Santa Claus is therefore a terrorist. I will have to write my congressman.

(and yes, I know I'm denying the antecedent, leave me alone!)

- Warren
ARRGH!! Santa Clause can't be a terrorist!! Itz nt fair!:( And itz nt rite!!!:mad:

santa terrorizes parents by causing unreasonable demands from the children around xmas

I've got a bit of a beard... not too bad either.:D

There are only four reasons to have a beard:

1) It's friggin freezing and it helps keep the face warm.

2) No access to razors.

3) Vanity. You do it because you like the appearance.

4) Laziness. Too lazy to shave.

:mad: i don't like beards..:p

I am always clean-shaven. I hate that stuff on my face.

and, you do have a sweet face, Adam... :D

4+1 for me but sometimes i do shave.


:m:

:confused:

what do you mean 4+1?? is that another way of saying 6 of one, half-dozen of the other..do you mean?? :bugeye:

Adam

There are only four reasons to have a beard:

1) It's friggin freezing and it helps keep the face warm.

2) No access to razors.

3) Vanity. You do it because you like the appearance.

4) Laziness. Too lazy to shave.

I was responding to that.

:m:

ok, dude.:m:

:eek:

;)

:eek: