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android
08-10-05, 12:05 AM
It has been determined by the members of this board that, indeed, my favorite works in the "rock'n'roll" (not rap) category are Satanic. Well... there's nothing left for me to do but Worship Satan. Does anyone have any hints, FAQs, walkthrus or other guidance for a new worshipper of Satan?

HAIL SATAN!

DarkEyedBeauty
08-10-05, 12:35 AM
Be prepared for death, as Satan isn't even nice to his followers. (In the event that the whole schpiel is true.)

Cassie Calibre
08-10-05, 04:28 AM
nothing else to do ?? you can help me doing my assignments ...

android
08-13-05, 02:33 PM
Be prepared for death, as Satan isn't even nice to his followers. (In the event that the whole schpiel is true.)

Death is inevitable, especially if society is left in the hands of the weak (GWB and Jesse Jackson come to mind).

Fraggle Rocker
08-13-05, 04:34 PM
These people call this music Satanic. It's your favorite type and you listen to it a lot. Yet you have no idea how to practice Satan worship?

I'd have to say these idiots are wrong!

DarkEyedBeauty
08-14-05, 07:28 PM
Death is inevitable, especially if society is left in the hands of the weak (GWB and Jesse Jackson come to mind).

I don't mean, you're going to die because of it...I mean...watch out, when you do, it won't be pretty(...in the even that there is something to worry about at all).

Xev
08-14-05, 09:17 PM
I think it involves marijuana and repeated viewings of quality films such as "SS Extermination Love Camp"

gurglingmonkey
08-15-05, 01:22 AM
You have to listen to the Satanic music backwards to get the instructions... that's how the Great Satan does these things.... backwards... I dunno why.... frankly I don't argue with him.

cosmictraveler
08-23-05, 02:48 PM
There's no god therefore no satan.

Thor
08-23-05, 05:06 PM
What music do you listen to that makes you satanic?

All that metal breeds satanist stuff is bullshit. Narrow minded statements from narrowminded people.

Hapsburg
08-25-05, 01:30 AM
You have to listen to the Satanic music backwards to get the instructions... that's how the Great Satan does these things.... backwards... I dunno why.... frankly I don't argue with him.
No, you have to listen to "Chicago" songs backwards... :p :D

Who knows what I'm referencing to?

cosmictraveler
08-25-05, 08:24 AM
There are only good and bad people in this world and a few that ride the fence betwen them both.

gurglingmonkey
09-08-05, 08:08 PM
You know what's hilarious... i got locker #666. hehe...

Russ723
09-08-05, 09:09 PM
I love Little Nicky!