Women are superior to men because we can........

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  1. Creative Fossil Banned Banned

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    I know we've gone over this topic before, but as I recall the list was unreasonably short, so I have transferred a list I compiled today for my blog site. Details below:

    Women are superior to men because we can........


    find stuff
    multi-task
    have higher pain tolerancy levels
    don't cry if someone passes in front to the Tv when the footie is on
    can reach for the TV remote if not within our immediate grasp
    can 'hover' when using the loo - seat up/down irrelavnt.



    We are more intelligent
    Men's brain are 10% larger than womens BUT we have more grey matter. A whopping 5.4% more than men!


    We are multiorgasmic.
    We have periods and get away with murder for having PMT!
    When we buy a vibrator it is empowering. When men buy a blow up doll it's just sad.
    We look good in mens clothes but men look crap in ours
    We don't fall in love with cartoon characters or game females
    We live longer
    We can live without the pleasure of showering with a load of other females after sport.
    We look good in speedo's
    We can fake it men can't
    We get to wear a multitude of add-ons: hair, eyelashes, bra pads,nails. Men have always liked 'transformers'
    We can dress ourselves
    We can chat to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked- well sometimes

    Anyone disagree?........... No I didn't think so

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    Please take note of the speedo's thing guys!!! If you can cram your manhood into a set then you should not be advertising! And if you can't fit in them, you look ridiculous. No one wants to see your hairy nuts.
     
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  3. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    And women are always right. Especially when they're wrong.
     
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  5. Creative Fossil Banned Banned

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    'women - wrong'

    two words that do not justifiably go together.
     
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  7. Creative Fossil Banned Banned

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    This is in the cesspool because?

    It is of less value than all the other crap in free thoughts? More evidence of victimisation. You guys never quit do you, ass holes.

    up yours and bollocks

    Don't bother with the red font warnings. I think we know they don't work ay!
     
  8. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    this has been debunked to the cesspool because men rule the world.

    you might be better but we are in charge now deal with it bitch

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    peace.
     
  9. Creative Fossil Banned Banned

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    I shan't be back here so pass on my regards to the remaining crew.

    I can't stand the blatant hypocrisy.

    If anyone wants to say stay in touch and say Hi they can do so via my blog (see profile) no spam as I don't sell anything.

    Take care

    Leah
     
  10. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    We heard that before.
     
  11. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    Absane, vslayer and athelwulf moderate free thoughts...there was NO NEED to send this to the cesspool and whoever is responsible has clearly done it to satisfy their own agenda and that is just SICK.

    Fossil, don't be so defensive, you know what they're like around here sometimes.
     
  12. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Whats this doing in Free Thoughts?? Damn thats it, I'm leaving forever.
     
  13. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    dont be like that,


    peace.
     
  14. ashpwner Registered Senior Member

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    yea women are right men shall stay at home and women can fight our wars.
     
  15. Creative Fossil Banned Banned

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    Thank you Tab

    Meanwhile I now need to add my list

    women are superior because.......

    we can make dramatic exits and entrances without messing up our hair.

    Oh and Nick

    it is a females perogative to change her mind
     
  16. Creative Fossil Banned Banned

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    there wouldn't be any wars if women ruled the world.

    boys like blowing stuff up, women like blowing men

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  17. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    it is a females perogative to change her mind



    tell me about it, whats the deal with you guys and mind changing,


    dont bother leaving.


    peace.


    peace.
     
  18. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    War is Hell. :shrug:
     
  19. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    blowing stuff up is sweet.


    peace.
     
  20. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    You forget Maggie!
     
  21. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    lol!


    peace.
     
  22. mountainhare Banned Banned

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    ToR, post some piccies of yourself, and I'll agree with anything you say!

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  23. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    because doing the dishes doesent require that much physical strength. its all down to evolution my friend.


    peace.
     
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