A movie led me to think of this...

Have you ever been in a face-to-face confrontation with someone? What is the best line you've used, or secretly thought of using to someone that aggravates you but you've, instead, held your tongue. Have you written a short, witty response in this forum, perhaps, that you thought deserved a pat on the back?

Anyway, give it your best shot. Let off some steam... for fun.

Well, I have several... And how ironic is it that most of these occurred at work?

Just recently I told a friend of mine, during a fight, that if he wasn't so angry all the time that he might have most of his hair. (He's got Captain Picard syndrome, he's going bald at 19!)

Another one that was recently was with the same man as above. That day he was wearing a tie-dyed t-shirt. I told him that he looked like he had been at the center of a Care Bear jerk circle.

And when I'm drunk...

"Hey, Coffee. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah" (Insert five minutes about some guy she likes)
"Shut up, whore." And I sat down and drank another beer.