As far as I can tell, I am never wrong. Look at my posts on this forum. I've got over 500 of them, and to this point, as far as I am concerned, none of you have ever proven me wrong. I know it must be tough to be subjected to my tyranny of truth, but it's my hope that you will learn from my perfect ways, and go forth and multiply. This wasn't my motivation for joining this forum. Shit, I was reluctant to even post here for months after learning about this potential exploitable universe, but after careful consideration I thought it my civic duty to come here and educate the ignorant masses in the ways of the universe. Indeed, it is a heavy burden that I bear, always being right, but I think that it would be selfish and misanthropic of me to hide my wisdom under a bushel no(this little light of mine), so I reluctantly share my undisputable my wisdom with you in hopes of making the world a better place. At heart, I am a true humanitarian. So naturally it would be wrong of me to be stingy with my truth.

I don't ask for any compensation for my contributions to humanity. But I would ask that you respect my teachings and don't attempt to contradict me, lest you invoke my wrath. All I ask is that you credit me when you go forth and spread my message, so as not to plagiarise my teachings.

And so, with all of that being cleared up, here is my lesson for the day:

No, Everybody does not love Raymond you fucking asshat. Raymond is not funny. He's a broke dick, misogynistic fuckwit married to a pathetic woman who couldn't make a decent grilled cheese if her very being depended on it. His brother is a total retard, and his parents are the TV equivalent of After-Mash. Get an original concept, and maybe I will pay attention. Otherwise, take that shit off the air. Why in the hell does my 6:30 Mac n Cheese experience have to be corrupted by Raymond, and his non-working, non-funny, predictable shit-com one-liners? What would be funny is if she took a fucking skillet out of the kitchen and bashed in his pea-sized brain for being such an oafish shitcock. Now that is something that I would tune in for. Maybe the last episode will be the whole cast actually carrying out the Seinfeld finale in a fiery plane crash. That would make me happy.:)

Congratulations 15ofthe19 with your succes. I hope that you don't mind to much that I try to contribute to this thread about truth, you, tv, and other stuff

I have a truth for the masses:

Don't watch TV.

It is the new and improved opium of the people.

The king (religion) is dead, long live the king (TV).

ps. I have been wrong on many (most) occasions.

Now there you go putting the cart before the horse...

*switches card*

... now hand me the baby!

*reaches out*

"as far as I am concerned, none of you have ever proven me wrong."

I've been spraying lion repelant on my lawn here in AZ and I've never had a lion in my yard. It's amazing.

That can mean at least three additional things:

1. Your head is so far up your ass you will never see the light of day again
2. Nobody takes you seriously enough to care to try to prove you wrong
3. You're wrong but nobody found the right question yet to prove it.

Anybody who claims that there is no argument to prove them wrong is a waste of time which leads to number 2 because they think number 1 of you.

Ben

15ofthe19, one time you said "to" where you were supposed to say "too".
That's wrong motherfucker:cool:

As far as I can tell, I am never wrong. Look at my posts on this forum. I've got over 500 of them, and to this point, as far as I am concerned, none of you have ever proven me wrong.
It's true that you are never wrong. You are just never right :D.

Indeed, it is a heavy burden that I bear, always being right, but I think that it would be selfish and misanthropic of me to hide my wisdom under a bushel no(this little light of mine), so I reluctantly share my undisputable my wisdom with you in hopes of making the world a better place. At heart, I am a true humanitarian. So naturally it would be wrong of me to be stingy with my truth.
Ah and the last 2 words in that quote say it all... "My truth"... yes that's right.. your truth and no one elses. Therefore you are not always right, you are only right in your own truth and your own mind.:p

Dr Lou Natic

15ofthe19, one time you said "to" where you were supposed to say "too".
That's wrong motherfucker


You must understand and forgive the great one Lou. I think he's been blinded by his own truth and can't see the keyboard properly :eek:.... bright light... bright light... aaaiiiieeeeeeeeeee.. it burns... buuuurrrrrnnnnsssssss...

well, why don't we let him enjoy his optimism :)?

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Boy, 15ofthe19, you must really be out of tune today. It sounds like you hate everybody, and everything.

You sure seem to know alot about Raymond...

You sure seem to know alot about Raymond...
... for a person who hate it. :D

You misspelled "mysogynistic". It is spelled "misogynistic".

15ofthe19, all you've done for yourself is a temporary ego boost at the expense of having someone leap on top of every mistake of yours from now on. ;)

What would be funny is if she took a fucking skillet out of the kitchen and bashed in his pea-sized brain for being such an oafish shitcock.

But then that would remind me too much of my own childhood and my shrink said I should just let that shit go.

As far as I can tell, I am never wrong.Never wrong? Possibly.
Mostly irrelevant? Absolutely.

:m: Peace.

You sure seem to know alot about Raymond...One of my abstract points about life is a big mess having to do with soap operas. I hate 'em. Despise 'em. But somehow or another, I've managed to see an incredible amount of the last twelve or thirteen years of Days of Our Lives and more of the last eight years of All My Children than I really care to remember.

The sad thing is that all it really says anything about is my taste in women. Nonetheless, the fact that I can say "Oh, Larry's back," and have recent Days addicts (last eight or so years) look at me and scratch their heads. It's pretty scary when you can sit and listen to two people chatter about soap operas and actually know they're wrong because you remember a seed of this plot line from 1990.

And that I can remember that particular episode, can tell you how Susan Lucci took "an informal year off" on All My Children after finally being given a sympathy Daytime Emmy, can tell you that the last time I saw this one dude from Andromeda he was running from a murder rap on AMC ... that I'm yawning through a serial killer plot line while it turns out one of Days' characters hopped to a soap I thankfully don't see in order to play a killer who was operating about the same time his Days character got whacked ... none of it changes the fact that I absolutely hate the shows.

And yet, 15 is lamenting Raymond? Looks like there are some things worse than having to have soap operas as a backdrop while ripping a bong. (What? It is a buzzkill, but I managed to avoid Tim, Jeff, and Raymond--speak nothing of the resurrection of Jonathan Silverman's career that flopped in the late 90s--almost entirely; to have endured those guys any more than the three or four episodes of Full House I suffered through as a teenager ... I might have shot myself.)

I would love Raymond if he would get steady work off-Broadway so I didn't have to hear about him at all. I'm much more a fan of Jerry Seinfeld now that I don't have to put up with that crap daily.

Some women with endometriosis stay on them more or less permanantly.

You dare to correct my spelling?

Ha! ;)

Yah. Ignore the fact that you were wrong, though. :rolleyes:

i love the fact that asshat is in the title of this thread

I'm trying to get a mental picture of how one properly wears an asshat with the proper decorum.

I'm trying to get a mental picture of what an asshat is. Apparently we're all asshats. (according to 15ofthe19.) Maybe he could enlighten me.

I think it's the Third Lesson of Political Contortionism.

15 your opener fits to a t eh?

Furiously working on today's lesson from the Grand High Council of My Incredible Brain, so I will have to deal with your assertions in due time. For the moment, know that you have my blessing, and go forth and spread the good news that indeed, the Savior of Humanity is alive and well, and busy hashing out the most esoteric details of his latest, most spot-on piece of scripture to date.

More later... :)

way... WAY too short.

if you really had any self worth, you'd have a lot more to say.

For the moment, know that you have my blessing, and go forth and spread the good news that indeed, the Savior of Humanity is alive and well, and busy hashing out the most esoteric details of his latest, most spot-on piece of scripture to date.

Hmm tell me 15, do you wear a cape? Scream out 'to infinity and over there' when your errrr saving humanity...?

Do you wiggle and squeeze yourself into your lycra suit with your support underwear on the outside? Cape flapping behind you as you stand in front of the fan... for effect of course... ;) ...

Are you 'speshuuuuaaallllll':D?

hehe, your funny Bells, first laugth of the day thanks :)

At this time I think it's only prudent that I share my second lesson in what will become known as "The Undeniable Truth" as put forth by me, 15ofthe19, the lord and savior of Sciforums.

It has come to my attention that many of my subjects, not just here on Sciforums, but across this fruited plain, have unwittingly, or in some disturbing cases, wittingly come to believe that personal responsibility is no longer an essential ingredient in the make-up of a decent human being. The very idea that a person could find themselves in a bad situation as a result of the choices he/she made seems to cause great cognitive dissonance for many of my subjects. Were I mortal, I would find this realization quite perplexing, but thanks to my inherent infinite wisdom on all subjects, I view this growing trend with equal amounts of disappointment and compassion. It is this compassion that compells me to share my infinite wisdom with the mere mortals that inhabit my domain.

Lesson the first: If you believe that ordering a Diet Coke, with your Big Mac, Large Fry, and Apple Pie somehow offsets the fact that you are ingesting close to 100 grams of fat with each setting of said meal is somehow going to offset the potential negative effects on your body, you are a complete and total shitcock. And further, if you drag your lardass into some shyster attorneys office and implore him to file a class action lawsuit against Mickey D's on your behalf, because you displayed no self-control, and couldn't limit yourself to one cheeseburger once a week, and now you have deadly serious health concerns which you want to blame on Mc, you are the Lord Of The Shitcocks. You deserve to die a painfully slow death at the behest of heart disease, stroke, and whatever else results from over-indulgence in eating shitty food.

Lesson the second: This is the year 2004. The revelation that cigarettes are bad for you is at least 50 years old. With the exception of FR, Spyke and maybe a few others, there is not a person on this forum that can honestly plead "I didn't know" when it comes to the potential health hazards that go along with regular use of tobacco. So with that being said, if you are a big enough asshat to keep smoking in light of all of the warnings against said habit, you don't have any fucking right to complain to anybody about the heinous shit that is going to befall you if you continue the aforementioned behavior. You wanna smoke? FINE. But don't come crying to me when you're carrying an oxygen tank around with at Wal-Mart. You made the choice to keep smoking, and guess the fuck what? You've got emphysema or lung cancer now, and tough fucking shit for you. I'm as sympathetic to you as I am a guy who gets his jollies playing Russian roulette and BOOOM!, one night his number finally gets called. Tough luck loser. You don't like it? QUIT FUCKING SMOKING! It will save all of us a lot of money in the end.

In the meantime, the asshats in California that want to ban smoking on the beach need to get a grip. If I catch a whif of side-stream smoke, so the fuck what? How is that an assault on my civil rights? I smell the stench of the paper mill every time I make the drive down to Chattaboogie and pass through Calhoun. Should I sue Bowater for making me wrinkle up my nose? If I do, I damn sure better not use ANY paper around my house, or you know what, that would make me an asshat. I like cheap paper, hell I use a lot of paper. So I tolerate the smell, and go on my merry way. Wow, what a tough guy that makes me. I can actually tolerate something I find unpleasant because I can see the bigger picture. They should build a monument to me in downtown Knoxville. I'm a friggin hero. :rolleyes:

Lesson the third: YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING. REALLY, YOU DON'T! THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

With that little lesson out of the way, I would just like to point out a disturbing pattern of behavior on Sciforums. It goes a little something like this:

Posted by some asshat: I believe that chocolate ice cream is the best flavor of ice cream ever invented. Please prove me wrong.

Responses: You might be right, but studies have shown that in some areas Vanilla outsells Chocolate 2:1.

Asshat: Screw you. Your results are biased and what the hell do you know anyway! :mad:

Responses: Ok, I thought you wanted people to respond with arguments of why Chocolate might not be the best ever invented. Don't take it personal. What was the point of your question anyway?

Asshat: Quit ad hom-ming me dammit. You're just bad people dammit. Leave me alone.**runs off to room, slams door, and loses self in Mortal Kombat for a few hours until mom says "go to bed"**

And so on and so forth....

Any of you with at least a few years of separation between you and your teenage years have certainly witnessed the above scenario.

Conclusion: Don't ask open ended questions on the internet and then turn around and get pissed when the answers contradict your preconceived notions. It just makes you look like an insufferable twit.

Thank you for proclaiming the obvious. :rolleyes:

You're welcome Ozy. Somebody's gotta do it. Might as well be me. After all, we've already established that I'm never wrong. :D

15th...

Lycra suit stretched and sagging at his knees..

Support underwear worn on the outside of his pants.. wonder if I should tell him they're on inside out and that there's a hole in his backside..

Cape flapping in the wind behind him as he runs for the glass sliding door on his way out to save humanity from its own stupidity... hmmm should I tell him the door is closed..

Watches as 15th knocks himself out after smashing into the glass door... hears him fart as he falls to the ground.. ugh .. loss of consciousness also means loss of bowel control.. .. hope he remembered to wear his nappy.. errr asshat... :confused:

Hears the support underwear split further as he falls over... ugh and he farts again... :( His nappy.. ermm asshat.. is going to be full when he comes to...

What a ... a ...

... vibrant and interesting personality you have.

Now kindly remove yourself from the gene pool, you're muddying it up.

What a ... a ...

... vibrant and interesting personality you have.

Now kindly remove yourself from the gene pool, you're muddying it up.

What an incredibly lazy response. I would have expected better from a self-proclaimed Buddhist. :)

I never actually said I was Buddhist myself. :)

You definately rule, and I am SO the asshat for ever having doubted that!

I think I might have been thinking there for a second. Sorry about that. I know I'm not qualified in comparison.

It's this ass on my head.

I'd take it off, but the smell is crippling.

(((((I shouldn't be writing this, actually, but my vanity propells me to it: I think 15ofthe19 is being subversive. Meta.
Khhhihi. By claiming things like "As far as I can tell, I am never wrong" and being "the lord and savior of Sciforums" -- he is saying, at least to me, that one shouldn't think that there is such a thing like "the lord and savior of Sciforums", and that by all means, we should not think that someone can never be wrong. A certain delicate/stinky phenomenon can sometimes be represented best by presenting what that phenomenon isn't. Good one, 15ofthe19. Ja, du hast IMMER recht. :D )))))

this thread is about how cool 15ofthe19 is....
but he has feathered hair.


just thought you should all know.

The thread is also 3 years old.

I've got over 500 of them, and to this point, as far as I am concerned, none of you have ever proven me wrong.

That's because you don't post in the Physics forum.

how about the next 1 that resurrects a thread that is more the 6 month old gets a 3 day ban, including a free 3 days bonus ban for complaining upon there return.

how about the next 1 that resurrects a thread that is more the 6 month old gets a 3 day ban, including a free 3 days bonus ban for complaining upon there return.
Nah, I think 50ft warnings would be better.

I'm just trying to figure why on earth anyone would be replying to a thread I posted as a joke, and a comeback to something said in another thread, that was active three years ago?:shrug:

I realize I resurrected a three year old thread the other day, but there was actually a point to that, as mentioned by several who replied.