View Full Version : Why the Wicked Witch of the West melted!


%BlueSoulRobot%
11-14-02, 10:26 AM
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airdog
11-14-02, 10:55 AM
I think one of those flying monkeys in the bell boy outfits might've
been in on it. Rumor has it that the witch was fighting their attempt to unionize.

Walker
11-14-02, 03:36 PM
Dude, those flying monkeys are rank. Their whole bodies smell like flying monkey ass. Two words, guys: Sure Solid.

airdog
11-14-02, 04:29 PM
I've gotta admit it: I've never smelled any flying monkey butt. I've never actually seen a flying monkey. Maybe they have their own website where they can explain this hygeinic lapse. I understand that after the witch kicked off, they finally got the chance to organize: It's "Flying Monkey Local 406."

UberDragon
11-14-02, 09:20 PM
No!!! The witch was made of sugar!!! That is why she melted!

grazzhoppa
11-14-02, 09:28 PM
but she wasn't sweet....she was sour.

And I bet those monkey's don't get much to eat...they'd be all over here if she was made of sugar.

UberDragon
11-14-02, 09:30 PM
No No No !!! Monkeys love potassium!!! They love it!! Monkeys can only eat bananas wich themselves are sweet!!!

%BlueSoulRobot%
11-22-02, 07:14 PM
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psychomantyss
11-23-02, 11:09 PM
duh!! the witch was made of jello and the water was scolding hot thus liquifying the witch....how could you guys not see that.
OK i admit it i haven't ever watched the damn movie.
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