THIS IS A JOKE! for all you who seem to respond without reading the whole post. Whats that you say "Gravity's not real, thats news to me!" Well you people can shut the fuck up and go to sleep already cause just because you dont know shit doesn't mean you have to stupify little Timmy o' Tool, you fucking Prick!! anyway... as i was saying before i was RUDELY interrupted by Joe Fuckface over there was "thats right. Gravity is just a figment of your imagination." Ok, I'll start from the beginning to give you "Felix's" out there a chance. We, as humans, use our eyes a fucking shitload. We use them to look at things and then come to a conclusion about the thing that we were looking at. We also use our other senses but mainly we use our eyes. Since we use our eyes a fucking shit load, we have made a couple of "blunders" in history and for the rest of this blog, i am going to refer to these "blunders" as "Cockups". For as long as humans have been using our eyes to look, we have been making cockups, the biggest one that comes to mind at the moment is the cockup of "the sun revolves around the earth." Now, i'll let all the "felix's" take it in thats not true, but for the rest of us i think we can all agree that that was a major cockup and that whoever thought it up is probably feeling like a bit of a dick. Now, who's to say that from looking at our history on this planet, we haven't made some more cockups that we are yet to realize, like gravity for one. This brings me to my first point. "The Big Bang" theory suggests that in the beginning a very fucking large explosion made all the planets and stars and shit. Well, following that theory, scientists have actually proven that "the Universe" is expanding. Well, following THAT theory, i have come to the conclusion if the universe is expanding then so is everything in it, right now every single atom and molecule in the whole fucking universe is expanding. Of course you wouldn't notice it just like you don't notice that your being hurtled around the sun at millions of miles an hour, but that doesn't mean its not happening. The reason you don't realize the change in size is because you and the planet are still in the same perportion. Imagine a marble and a bowling ball sitting next to each other, all of a sudden they both become 10% bigger. they are still in the exact perportion to each other and the marble would still look very much like a marble, but the bowling ball would look enormous. now imagine standing on a bowling ball that suddenly got 10% bigger (you would also be 10% bigger). Now imagine jumping on this bowling ball. You would create a small amount of space for a small amount of time, but the size change would fill that space pretty quickly. It would seem to most of you that you are being pulled towards the ball BUT I KNOW YOUR NOT!!!! GEDDIT!!! HAHAHA, my mate wrote that heap as a joke, i think it's well timed with all these, "global warming doesn't exist" bullshit we keep hearing about. It's just a laugh don't take it seriously
Free Matt 417: Can gravity shut your toilet mouth? I hope so. That would be a great start in helping us clean up the world.
There is one point about this. We don't understand gravity. We can see what it does but not why. Its funny how much people can say what gravity will and not do when it is quite clearly not understood. Also, you don't need to put up a fight to point this out. There is not a man alive on this forum that has the right say what is and what isn't. But there is nothing wrong with proposing a personal idea and the pety game of "proving" what you know. Just remember that no one here is a real expert. Reality is what it is, it dosen't need Einstine or anyone elss to write thearies to tell it what to do. So you are free to come up with your own and not have to chanage a soul to prove it. Much of moddern "science" is false and made from limited obsevations. However it can't all be wrong, we had done some incredible with what we believe. Not one of us has gotten it right yet. Why elss does this forum exist, but help us keep trying. Thanks for your addition.
I will explain this so you can all enjoy the weekend: It really doesn't matter if gravity exist or not, as long as we can use the notion in scientific calculations and it works for us. If it works in practical life, it is irrelevant if it trully exists or not. Analogy: religion. As long as people live their lifes according to their religions and make their choices by them, it really doesn't matter if they are right or wrong. The outcome is more important than the truth behind it...
excuse me while i clean the filth that just dribbled out of my screen... *wipe wipe* that expansion theory doesn't exactly make sense alongside the observed F(gravity)=G*m1*m2/d formula. If this formula coincided with everything expanding, then the rate of expansion is determined by your distance from an object! your distance from an object would be determining the expansion of the whole universe! at least i think i'm interpreting that correctly
Why don't you people see that this entire tread was bull**it. My mate wrote it and was just talking crap. I don't know where he got his thoughts from, but I'm guessing it has as much ground as anything L Ron Hubbard ever released.
Do you also think that intelligent design should be taught in schools? Who are biologists to tell us that we come from monkeys? What an outrage!
