Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.

Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

David Hume: Out of custom and habit.

Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

http://homepage.mac.com/mseffie/handouts/chicken.html


Whats your take on it?:p

I'll agree with douglas adams on this one:

Douglas Adams: Forty-two.

it was nailed to the old lady by malicious boyscouts.

To buy a bag of ganja.

did anybody ever bothered of asking the chicken?

She couldn't go around it.

because the road was in it's way

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/4679/farsidejustdoit6gm.jpg

Flea on chicken's back, named Einstein:

"We did not go anywhere.- The road passed under the chicken."

grass is always greener on the other side

Voltaire: I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.

why did chicken cross the road??

to prove she wasnt chicken ;)

Because it seemed eggciting?:D

To get away from the horny rabbit.

http://www.bleacheatingfreaks.com/mark/mainpics/chicken.jpg

Whats your take on it?:p


To get away from you!!!

Poacher take off your fur.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because there was no river there to ford.

I like captain kirks