Why spend the time to read or post to sciforums?

I had often wondered.

Motivations are of course mixed, but you are nevertheless invited to declare which best would describe your disposition.

--- Ron.

Watch people try to deal with reality.

To kill time in a fun way between experiments.

Also to think about something other than work (which occupies all waking hours right now) as a mental break.

Also the atmosphere at sciforums is pretty unrestricted and there are some interesting personalities here with a very divergent outlook, which makes for a great deal of entertainment and some really original points of view. :)

Why spend the time to read or post to sciforums?

I had often wondered.

Motivations are of course mixed, but you are nevertheless invited to declare which best would describe your disposition.

--- Ron.

Ron, do you actually think you'd ever hear the extremeties of ideas and delusions in person that you read here?

Ron, do you actually think you'd ever hear the extremeties of ideas and delusions in person that you read here?

Oh no, my sense of moral superiority is founded very much upon my wife's assurance that I am much the same here online as elsewhere, offline, while I know for a fact that others are definitely not the same here, not according at least to private confessions, or the lack of them.

Why else do they flee in fear and squeal like tortured pigs when threatened with their own reality?

It also shows in their own assumptions, that what they see of each other is but a supercial artifice, with some deeper psychological secret yet to be revealed. That is all projection, paranoia.

--- Ron.

Ron, it sounds very much like you answered your own question.

the reason i post here isn't listed in the poll options.

I just can't wait to see what perplexity, aka ron, aka old fart, writes next. He is my life.

Why bother?

That's what I ask myself every time I wake up in the morning.

the reason i post here isn't listed in the poll options.

Please tell.

--- Ron.

Please tell.
eh, it's usually to add my opinion, or in the case of the computer forum to help someone with a problem, unless it is i who needs help.

to help someone with a problem

I'd call that an axe to grind, expecting to persuade.

Chop tree; solve problem.

Couldn't think of a better phrase.

--- Ron.

i post here because i lead a trite, meaningless life, of late.

and to hear a bunch of self styled intellectuals act like they are better than the next guy...that is unendingly amusing to me.

i
and to hear a bunch of self styled intellectuals

I was conditioned, programmed, definitely not self styled.
Tried hard for most of my life to shake off the grammar school arrogance, but it was a loosing battle.
Nowadays I find it better to mind the advantages.

--- Ron.

i post here because i lead a trite, meaningless life, of late.

and to hear a bunch of self styled intellectuals act like they are better than the next guy...that is unendingly amusing to me.

I come here to see what Devil inside thinks about the self styled intellectuals that act like they are better than the next guy.

It's funny to see people think they are intellectuals while they are just monkeys with a typewrites (apes for the connoisseur).

You didn't have any options in your poll for why I was here.

Oh no, my sense of moral superiority is founded very much upon my wife's assurance that I am much the same here online as elsewhere, offline, while I know for a fact that others are definitely not the same here, not according at least to private confessions, or the lack of them.

So you're also a drama queen IRL. Yuck.

I come here to see what Devil inside thinks about the self styled intellectuals that act like they are better than the next guy.

It's funny to see people think they are intellectuals while they are just monkeys with a typewrites (apes for the connoisseur).
*shrug*
you guys are all in the same boat.

not me though, i am a unique and beautiful snowflake of intellectual prowess.

I was conditioned, programmed, definitely not self styled.
Tried hard for most of my life to shake off the grammar school arrogance, but it was a loosing battle.
Nowadays I find it better to mind the advantages.

--- Ron.

"The Devil Inside, youve got to be smarter than what you are fucking with."
---my grandmother (names ommitted to protect the identities of those involved)

Snowflake? :eek:

http://www.he-man.org/cartoon/cmotu-pop/universe/snowflake.shtml

we call it an "artist's rendering", in the biz. :D

I like the man-boobs; in fact, I'm jealous of them. :D

i wish i had man-boobs. i would touch them all the time.

You might try asking the Sexiest Messiah's advocate; he's got a thread especially for such demands.

asking myself isnt my style.

ill just get a toilet plunger and get working on it myself.:D

asking myself isnt my style.

ill just get a toilet plunger and get working on it myself.:D

I was trying to be diplomatic. Take pictures, though. Better still make a movie.

Your contribution to science must be preserved for posterity. :cool:

I even know what song you can use for the background:

You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off you.

You'd be like heaven to touch, I wanna hold you so much. :D

I was trying to be diplomatic. Take pictures, though. Better still make a movie.

Your contribution to science must be preserved for posterity. :cool:

I even know what song you can use for the background:

You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off you.

You'd be like heaven to touch, I wanna hold you so much. :D
if it doesnt get deleted from youtube, you will have a link tomorrow morning.

:D

I'll have a totally sleepless night!!

man i cant wait

im pissed.
my fiancee wont let me post the video on youtube.

she just stared at me all :bugeye: :eek: :rolleyes: when i was making it.

Puhlease? Puhretty Puhleaase? *wringing hands together in anguish*

I found the perfect site for perplexity:

http://jabberwacky.com/

indeeeeeeeed.

I found the perfect site for perplexity:

http://jabberwacky.com/

I have often wondered if some of the sciforum member subscriptions are set up to test computer programs designed to emulate human interaction.

--- Ron.

i am a robot.

No, I am.

we can both be robots.


"Elite Robot Strike Force Team, U.S.A."

There can be only one.


no wait..that's immortals.

I come here for the mental stimulation, challenge and ability to share a discussion.

It is handy in between toddler talk.

The buzz I get is from talking to people I would never normally get a chance to engage with, authors, philosophers, scientists. It is great for me when someone I consider to havea great mind entertains one of my views or answer my questions or more boggling still asks my opinion. A kid in a candy shop.

want to be in our elite robot strike force team, ToR?

my robot name is "Jim 3000".

no, jim is not my human name.

I come here for the mental repression, to slow my brain down, and the inability to have a normal conversation.

i come here because my previous internet habit of wild masturbation to internet porno was unsatisfying.

now, i read the computer science subforum to get myself aroused.

I keep a box of baby whipes ready every time I browse the compie subforum.

thats a good policy.

i tend to keep a picture of my grandma handy, as she was into that kind of stuff....

haha...you grind your axe in compie subforum.

You didn't have any options in your poll for why I was here.


I knew they'd be one I forgot, and how terribly obvious in retrospect:

"with no particular need or expectation, and not even curious."

Sorry.

--- Ron.

Wow...we certainly know why you are here.

Wow...we certainly know why you are here.
he is the intellectual "Mr. T" of this forum.

:p

Mr T (BA baracus for americans) was great.

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a2/B137.jpg/180px-B137.jpg

my two childhood heroes together.

when i was 5, my legal guardians let me shave my hair into a Mr. T mohawk for halloween.

i was a very blonde, very skinny, very short kid.

I can't get the a-team tune out of my head now.

maybe this will satisfy your mr. t lust:
http://www.mrtvseverything.com/MrTvs.html

haha..I clicked on one and it was funny. Mr T was kicking a clercks ass for selling cigarettes to kids.


Makes you wonder if Mr T was a communist. The clerck was just exercising his right to a free market.

he was trying to murder little kids.....and keep them from drinking milk.
read the george bush one...its hilarious!
im so glad i remembered that site!!

hehe

http://www.paradigm.nu/tvsbush/pics/frame21.jpg

Wow...we certainly know why you are here.

How wonderfully convenient then, not to have to bother to say, with everybody so keen to tell me.

--- Ron.

mr t throws helluva far!!

indeed he does.

How wonderfully convenient then, not to have to bother to say, with everybody so keen to tell me.

--- Ron.
we would rather not hear it, actually.

I already forgot that Ronnie was here but was brutally reminded of the stench of old men that warns young girls to stay away.

I already forgot that Ronnie was here but was brutally reminded of the stench of old men that warns young girls to stay away.
that is actually the smell of "gumholes", brought about by losing teeth from old age.

really? I always wondered if science did research in this interesting (well, not really) topic. Why do old men smell?

Gumholes you say?

What about armpit decay?

perhaps with country people.

with city folks, it is likely the fermentation effect that deodorant has on the human body.

THE THINGS I SAY ARE BAFFLING!!

'Ripley's believe it or not' is a ripoff from devil inside.

I tell you!

Believe it or not! But only evil people have no belief.

I already forgot that Ronnie was here but was brutally reminded of the stench of old men that warns young girls to stay away.

30 years old and never been kissed.

That is an awful lot of staying away.

Why bother?

--- Ron.

30 years old and never been kissed.

That is an awful lot of staying away.

--- Ron.

You look more like 70 in your picture ronnie, not 30.

You look more like 70 in your picture ronnie, not 30.

I am curious.

Would you usually describe somebody 30 years old as a "young girl"?

--- Ron.

Please put your wife on the phone, because I have no fucking clue what you are talking about.

want to be in our elite robot strike force team, ToR?

my robot name is "Jim 3000".

no, jim is not my human name.

what is this?

what is this?

Humour. You wouldn't understand.

what is this?
read the previous page or so.

I am curious.

Would you usually describe somebody 30 years old as a "young girl"?

--- Ron.
in comparison to a geriatric spouse, absolutely.

in comparison to a geriatric spouse, absolutely.

If you had something intelligent to say there was a thread especially for the subject:

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=55652

Please put your wife on the phone, because I have no fucking clue what you are talking about.

That is odd.

There you were, seeming to know all about what I was brutally reminded of, and here you are with no idea at all of what you remind me of.

Never mind.

-- Ron.

bla bla

If you had something intelligent to say there was a thread especially for the subject:

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=55652
this comes from the guy that said the crocodile hunter died from having sex with a stingray.

you are so funny! ugh.

After being bathed in acid by Ronnie, we all need something to cheer up!

HERE IS A MONKEY!!!

http://www.stock-monkey.com/images/bald-monkey.gif

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...monkeys cheer me up!

it is funny when monkeys drink their own pee.

Or taste their own sperm after a nice bout of masturbating in front of little children in the zoo.

yeah....turns out you get in trouble if you do that as a human.

....youthful indiscretions can teach you sooo much about the legal system!

I was once in this zoo in Holland (Netherlands) where the orangutans could move above the people by means of rope bridges. One particular female did this by sampling her vagina with her fingers and testing the sample in her mouth every 5 seconds or so. The children were fascinated!

"testing the sample"


haha!

Animals are cool!

I couldn't say where she's coming' from,
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
(Y'jes can't do it)

She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum

I don't mind that she called me a bum,
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
(So I got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm,
Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Where's this Dinah-Moe
Comin' from
I done spent three hours
An' I ain't got a crumb
From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe
From the Dinah-Moe Humm

Got a spot that gets me hot, ow!
An' you ain't been to it
(No no no no!)
Got a spot that gets me hot, ow!
An' you ain't been to it
(No no no!)
Got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
(No no no no no!)
Got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
'Cause I can't get into it
Unless I get out of it
An' I gotta get out of it
Before I get into it
'Cause I never get into it
Unless I get out of it
An' I gotta be out of it
To get myself into it

(She looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said . . . )

Just get me wasted
An' you're half-way there
'Cause if my mind's tore up,
Then my body don't care

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An' said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?

I checked out her sister
Who was holdin' the bet
An' wondered what kind of trip
The young lady was on

The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor
She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet
But she could use a little ______ if I wasn't done yet

I told her . . .
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky
No reason to assume
I wouldn't give her a try

So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An' asked if she had any cooties on there

(Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin'
BUNS UP!
I was wheelin' an dealin'
WHEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH!
She surrender to the feelin'
SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED
An' she started in to squealin'

Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red
Some drool rollin' down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in
She quivered 'n quaked
An' clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
About her mental health
'Till Dinah-Moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline . . .

Kiss my aura . . . Dora . . .
M-M-M . . . it's real angora
Would y'all like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An' how 'bout you, Fauna?
Y'wanna?

MMM . . . sound like you're chokin' on somethin'

Did you say you want some more?
Well, here's some more . . .

(Oh, baby . . . )

Oh, sure . . . look,
D'you think I could interest you
In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

MMM . . . tweezers!
Wait a minute, lemme sterilize 'em . . .
Gimme your lighter . . .

I couldn't say where she's coming' from
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
(Y'jes can't do it)

I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
An' you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm

I hate to take away from all the above-mentioned porniscuous fun, but I think much of the banter in sciforums is based on assumptions that the posts have personal meanings and/or involve situations unlike those which actually apply - that accounts for about 50% of the really juicy posts.

I personally find it fascinating to view this little research center for the human zoo.

I like seeing and talking with people who think well compared to the average human - and the people that think poorly are fun too.

I truly wish I had much more time to hang out here - the last while, as I have been away, you all have been missed.

P.S. I'm, sure I'm not the first person to use the word "porniscuous", but if I am, I want royalties...

EDIT - I like this one... "with a need to make up my mind, but not expecting to do so."

I hate to take away from all the above-mentioned porniscuous fun, but I think much of the banter in sciforums is based on assumptions that the posts have personal meanings and/or involve situations unlike those which actually apply - that accounts for about 50% of the really juicy posts.
....

I personally find it fascinating to view this little research center for the human zoo.


I concur.

In order to understand what goes on here one needs to bear in mind the need to be here at all,
to start off with, whatever the need was, hence this thread.

While writing a previous post this morning I realised what exactly my own fascination is:



....the constant struggle of people obviously overcome by the irrationality of their own emotions but nevertheless determined to convince themselves if nobody else that this is not in fact the case.



It is amazing how often I have had comments treated as a personal issue when there was nothing of the sort in mind,
when for the most part I'd had no idea of the offline personality anyway,
no reason to regard them as important to me, one way the other.

--- Ron.

I think "need" is a word which is too strong to apply to this forum most of the time.

I think "need" is a word which is too strong to apply to this forum most of the time.

LOL.

Again, I know what you mean.

It came as quite a shock to me to discover that for some people their online interaction is pretty much the only source of emotional stimulation,
with no friends offline to speak of, and a disturbing tendency to speak of online affairs as if in every sense they were just as real,
and with no apparent intention to meet those concerned except online.

I am not going to be tempted now to mention anybody in particular but I have commented about this before,
and I think it does need to be adressed as a general psychological issue.
If that is what life toward the other end of this century is going to be like, I'd rather not be around to take part.

It is not healthy.

--- Ron.

LOL.

Again, I know what you mean.

It came as quite a shock to me to discover that for some people their online interaction is pretty much the only source of emotional stimulation,
with no friends offline to speak of, and a disturbing tendency to speak of online affairs as if in every sense they were just as real,
and with no apparent intention to meet those concerned except online.

I am not going to be tempted now to mention anybody in particular but I have commented about this before,
and I think it does need to be adressed as a general psychological issue.
If that is what life toward the other end of this century is going to be like, I'd rather not be around to take part.

It is not healthy.

--- Ron.

HAHA..says the internet stalker!!!! the fucking irony of it all!

LOL.

Again, I know what you mean.

It came as quite a shock to me to discover that for some people their online interaction is pretty much the only source of emotional stimulation,
with no friends offline to speak of, and a disturbing tendency to speak of online affairs as if in every sense they were just as real,
and with no apparent intention to meet those concerned except online.

I am not going to be tempted now to mention anybody in particular but I have commented about this before,
and I think it does need to be adressed as a general psychological issue.
If that is what life toward the other end of this century is going to be like, I'd rather not be around to take part.

It is not healthy.

--- Ron.

sit on it, ron.

you are the guy that tried to set up e-dates through a science forum.

just shut it.

you are the guy that tried to set up e-dates through a science forum.


There is no foundation to that, as a matter of fact.

I was set up.
I came here by invitation, invited to guess which local identity somebdy was posting as.
Before that I had never heard of the place.
The said "e-dates" had already been in progress for some considerable time, and with a good number of people involved.

--- Ron.

yeah, ok.

shut it.

There is no foundation to that, as a matter of fact.

I was set up.
I came here by invitation, invited to guess which local identity somebdy was posting as.
Before that I had never heard of the place.
The said "e-dates" had already been in progress for some considerable time, and with a good number of people involved.

--- Ron.

So you online interaction is pretty much the only source of emotional stimulation for you.

haha dumbass.

So you online interaction is pretty much the only source of emotional stimulation for you.

I have a wife and son here at home, and she advises me well in this respect.

Others are not so fortunate.

-- Ron.

I have a wife and son here at home, and she advises me well in this respect.

Others are not so fortunate.

-- Ron.

Loser. I have two sons.

Why do you want to go on desperate e-dates if you have a wife at home..and a son.

Most be a stimulating environment.

Why do you want to go on desperate e-dates if you have a wife at home..and a son.

Most be a stimulating environment.

I am not going to go any further with that.

If you think it order to do so, take that up with James R.


If you persist in dragging up things about a member who is not even here to respond, your next ban will be for 2 weeks.

--- Ron.

I am not going to go any further with that.

If you think it order to do so, take that up with James R.



--- Ron.

Didn't know your wife and son were members here.

Didn't know your wife and son were members here.

I had already quoted one of her postings to you, during the "What to do against bullies" thread.

You are tying yourself up in knots again, monkey.

I suggest you give it rest lest you make too much of fool of yourself.

-- Ron.

You assume too much. That I actually pay attention to your drivel.

Can we talk about your emotional bond with your son then?

Anyway.

You admitted that you do come here for the emotional stimuli, despite blaming others for doing so.

That's lame.

and gay.

totally gay.

perplexity
if you talk about his country he'll put you on his ignore list, then you won't be bothered with him any more.

I have two sons.
they're called nuts, you know, testicles?

perplexity
if you talk about his country he'll put you on his ignore list, then you won't be bothered with him any more.
*proves leopold wrong*

i hear that the dutch sodomize their children straight out of the womb, because they are all hopped up on drugs and clog dancing.
fucking pussies.

You assume too much. That I actually pay attention to your drivel.

To the contrary, monkey, in these respects I had always thought it safe to assume that you have no idea of what you are talking about.

That was evident enough at an early stage of it.

--- Ron.

To the contrary, monkey, in these respects I had always thought it safe to assume that you have no idea of what you are talking about.

That was evident enough at an early stage of it.

--- Ron.
hey ron, guess what?

shut up.

*proves leopold wrong*

i hear that the dutch sodomize their children straight out of the womb, because they are all hopped up on drugs and clog dancing.
fucking pussies.

i put you on my friend's list!

finally someone dares to speak the truth!

see, leopold?

*shrug*

monkey: how do you keep them from splitting up the sides upon insertion?


(im probably going to be banned for that last one..ugh)

see, leopold?

*shrug*

do you give 'im the reach around too?

see, leopold?

*shrug*

monkey: how do you keep them from splitting up the sides upon insertion?


(im probably going to be banned for that last one..ugh)

i just let them split like god intended

fucking europeans....

There was an interesting article in the Dutch news site that loads like an overweight american. It said that the american government was really pleased with the Dutch. They were referring of course to how good of a bitch we have been for them in the afghan and Iraq war effort, and the abduction of foreign nationals and their transport to secret prisons.

That's right. The USA government thinks the Netherlands is their best bitch.

So if I were Leopold or the devil inside I would stop their unpatriotic behaviour and start praising their patriotic ally in the American endevour to rid the world of evil and bring freedom to those who do not want any.


Interesting were also the reactions to the article. They were mostly of embarrassment of the Dutch people for their own government for being USA's bitch. But they are not patriots like us. To hell with them!

yeah, from what i hear, there was a LARGE amount of dissent on the dutch govt's official positions on those wars.

you guys are so foul - have you ever stopped to think that some things don't need to be said at all?

I am so disappointed by this page of posts.

Why bother?

do you give 'im the reach around too?
i have fairly long arms and big hands, but i cant reach to finland.

http://community.weber.edu/museum/gibbon.jpg

You need a graft.

yeah, i have problems....

Please put your wife on the phone, because I have no fucking clue what you are talking about.

I'm sure if you think for half a second you could probably guess exactly what (who) he's talking about.

It came as quite a shock to me to discover that for some people their online interaction is pretty much the only source of emotional stimulation,
with no friends offline to speak of, and a disturbing tendency to speak of online affairs as if in every sense they were just as real,
and with no apparent intention to meet those concerned except online.

blah blah blah blah blah blah...
God damn you're a pathetic old shit.
Skirting the line too. I won't report you yet. Wonder how long you can keep yourself from going too far.

Why bother?

We live to disappoint. It started with disappointing our parents and it just moved on from there.

I'm sure if you think for half a second you could probably guess exactly what (who) he's talking about.


....You assume too much. That I actually pay attention to your drivel.

They don't even listen to each other.

--- Ron.

Ronnie!

Who is 'they'? And why do you suck so much?

Ronnie!

Who is 'they'? And why do you suck so much?
the grey aliens from zeta reticula,
and he sucks because he looks like dennis hopper, but is a presumptuous prick.

Dennis doesn't look like a smelly hippie.

http://gfx.filmweb.pl/p/187/po.19941.jpg

this one doesn't count, because it was actually hippie time

http://www.robinsonarchive.com/images/photolarge/Hopper02.jpg

i find a fairly strong resemblance to dennis hopper in perplexity's avatar. maybe it is just me.

anyone else have an opinion that can settle this epic debate?

Dennis doesn't look like a smelly hippie.

Grammar Police Warning: The word 'smelly' in the above is redundant.

All hippies smell.

Maybe you are right, and it is merely the contrast between the coolness of Dennis and the suckness of Ronnie that makes me want to puke.

Refuses to pay attention with a vengeance,
sick with jealousy, or what?

Refuses to pay attention with a vengenace,
sick with jealousy, or what?

Grammar police Warning: vengeance

Refuses to pay attention with a vengeance,
sick with jealousy, or what?
just because you wish someone was jealous of you, doesnt necessarily make it so.

just because you wish someone was jealous of you, doesnt necessarily make it so.

Does that mean to suppose that this is a wish of mine?

Does that mean to suppose that this is a wish of mine?


If one examines semioticist narrative, one is faced with a choice: either reject rationalism or conclude that the task of the artist is social comment. In a sense, if semioticist narrative holds, the works of Gibson are modernistic. This could imply that we have to choose between the neodialectic paradigm of context and conceptual Marxism.

Does that mean to suppose that this is a wish of mine?
you arent cool enough to talk to me.

shut up, ron.

So spuriousmonkey and the devil inside are one and the same....

We live to disappoint. It started with disappointing our parents and it just moved on from there.
good point

Because some of the best science comes from relative unknowns and their idea exchanges, and not from corporate or gov sponsored science think tanks

So spuriousmonkey and the devil inside are one and the same....
heh.

not even close.
we live about 1500 miles (im guessing the distance) away from eachother.
if you compare my dutch to his dutch, you will see that he speaks Nederlands, and i speak Flemish.

it is about as different as british english and american english.

How could you live so far apart when you're the same person?

Lying puppets. Should have known the monkey was a puppeteer.

check my profile, you will see a link to my myspace page.

butthole.

Oh. Nevermind. Someone as cool as spurious would never get one of those.

My bad.




Unless... unless that's what he wants us to conclude!

butthole.

The term is 'bunghole'.
Get it right.

Pff, I bungle holes all the time. It's sort of embarrassing.

"Erm, I don't think..."
"Just a little..."
"Wait–"
"There?"
"Yeah– Ow!, no."
"Hang on...."

and so forth.

heh.

not even close.
we live about 1500 miles (im guessing the distance) away from eachother.
if you compare my dutch to his dutch, you will see that he speaks Nederlands, and i speak Flemish.

it is about as different as british english and american english.

Kilometers bunghole!

I'm roman.

me too.

*spills his morning coffee down a mineshaft*

Kilometers bunghole!

I'm roman.
i was guessing in miles.
dont you know that the rest of the world does things backwards?

12 inches to a foot, 3 feet to a yard, 5280 feet to a mile.
dont tell me that doesnt make more sense than your "100 diddles to a blah blah blah.

fucking europeans and their simplistic measurement.
no wonder the communists wanted to take your stuff.

i was guessing in miles.
dont you know that the rest of the world does things backwards?

12 inches to a foot, 3 feet to a yard, 5280 feet to a mile.
dont tell me that doesnt make more sense than your "100 diddles to a blah blah blah.

fucking europeans and their simplistic measurement.
no wonder the communists wanted to take your stuff.

The commies also use the superior metric system!

Unless you have less than 10 fingers.

im not interested in your "new way of doing things".

if history has taught us anything, it is that doing things in new, englightened ways only leads to an intelligent population. we cant have the masses thinking for themselves.

No worries. television still works under the metric system.

Is it because the 'meter' is safely stored in France that the americans don't want to convert to the truth?

your metric system is to measurement what the new testament and the koran are to abrahamic faith:

add-ons by some crazed, bearded, unibrow sporting madman.

Lies! lies!

the metre was defined by the French Academy of Sciences as 1/10,000,000 of the distance from the equator to the north pole through Paris

Paris really exists! And so do polar bears!

but polar bears dont know how many feet are in a mile.

or how many square feet are in an acre, for that matter.

as for the french...fuck them.

but polar bears dont know how many feet are in a mile.

because they use the metric system.

fuck em then.

real patriots use the american standard system.

Most polar bears are Russian. Commies. Then there are a lot of Canadian ones. Socialists. And then there are the ones from alaska. Gays.

It's safe to say that none of them are true hero patriots.