Not here in the universe, still here in Sciforums.
Shouldn't I be banned by now?
I stopped posting seriously almost immediately.
My every word drips spite and sarcasm.
I despise and provoke you all.
I'm petty and superficial and those are the same thing and I string too many sentence fragments together with "and" and I'm the Greatest and you all suck although not equally and I'm ashamed every time I log on to this life draining site but it keeps dragging me back like a mind fuck crack pipe and more importantly I only type words in an attempt to make you read my only true point:
Now go suck a tit.
EDIT
I'm sure I can get banned if I just try hard enough.

Maybe you're incompetent at getting your point across?

Maybe you're incompetent at getting your point across?

There's no maybe about it.

(This post is best read speaking with the accent of one partially deaf while stuttering in sign language)

Go suck a tit.
Thats my point.
I think its pretty clear.

Aww. Look at how cute he is. I think he's trying to say something.

What's that, boy? Is grandpa pinned under a fallen tree on top of the mountain again?
Lead the way.

Duh...grandpa..uh pinned down duh... tree (wiping spit from mouth) mountain...
WTF?
You already suck.
Now go suck a tit.

you are here to worship me
begin

Duh...grandpa..uh pinned down duh... tree (wiping spit from mouth) mountain...
WTF?
You already suck.
Now go suck a tit.
is this the best you can do?
poor,
try harder cunt.
use some imagination,

I accept your apology. Now worship Varda swine.
Also, notice how when criticizing my post your most intelligent language involved improper use of the word cunt? I'm awestruck. You rock ....
now go suck a tit.

PS I win again. Next victim

I accept your apology. Now worship Varda swine.
Also, notice how when criticizing my post your most intelligent language involved improper use of the word cunt? I'm awestruck. You rock ....
now go suck a tit.

PS I win again. Next victim
pejorative untermensch
you wanna play linguistics?
retard.

his improper use of cunt was the same improper use fo swine in your post

Wir hier koennen Duetsch sprechen?



Und Ja....gehen und Titten sucken jetzt!!!

Ich glaube die Punkt ist....


jetzt gehen und Titten sucken!!!


Guten Ausweis!!!

Wahl fuer Damen und Herren Beides!!!

Its very hard to argue with morons but I love the challenge.
You may notice that niether "cunt" nor "swine" was actually used in a grammatically incorrect way. When I said improper use I was referring to the fact that I'm not in reality a cunt. Having rendered both of your previous post stoopid, I'll now further insult your lack of intelligence.
Gehen Sie jetzt säugen einen Tit
-as you were victim

Its very hard to argue with morons but I love the challenge.
You may notice that niether "cunt" nor "swine" was actually used in a grammatically incorrect way. When I said improper use I was referring to the fact that I'm not in reality a cunt. Having rendered both of your previous post stoopid, I'll now further insult your lack of intelligence.
Gehen Sie jetzt säugen einen Tit
-as you were victim


Damn man....he's got the umlaut keys!!!!:huh:
And his German is better then mine!!!!:fright:
Be warned everybody!!!:runaway:
And and and...

Gehen Sie jetzt säugen einen Tit

...

Its very hard to argue with morons but I love the challenge.
You may notice that niether "cunt" nor "swine" was actually used in a grammatically incorrect way. When I said improper use I was referring to the fact that I'm not in reality a cunt. Having rendered both of your previous post stoopid, I'll now further insult your lack of intelligence.
Gehen Sie jetzt säugen einen Tit
-as you were victim

they lacked a comma:

try harder, cunt.
Now worship Varda, swine.


now you made yourself sound stupid

No I didn't make myself look stupid, you did (notice the proper comma usage- how quickly I adapt).
So once again, as always, I win.
Also I was looking at the Varda thread. Nice pic.
One question though, how could you possibly find the nerve to comment on SAM's nose with that freakin ski slope setting between your eyes?
How do you even see? I think I saw Gollum in there lookin for the one ring with Enu.
I would say go suck a tit but you would need some kinda extension to get your lips past your nose.

Varda...

naked pictures help intensify extreme worship!!!

Gehen Sie jetzt säugen einen Tit
Which, off course, when between done women, intensifies extreme worship into madness!!!

No I didn't make myself look stupid, you did (notice the proper comma usage- how quickly I adapt).
So once again, as always, I win.

It doesn't matter if you win or not, you're still stupid in the end.

Also I was looking at the Varda thread. Nice pic.
One question though, how could you possibly find the nerve to comment on SAM's nose with that freakin ski slope setting between your eyes?

I have a not of nerve


How do you even see? I think I saw Gollum in there lookin for the one ring with Enu.
I would say go suck a tit but you would need some kinda extension to get your lips past your nose.

tell me to go suck my nose then... that would have been lolz

MikeHoncho has been banned, per his request, for the duration of one Earth year.

so, whose sock puppet was that?

He was mikehoncho.
We've never had him before, at least as long as I've been here.

Is this Spidergoat's site? 18,000+ posts by the eight-legged goat?
I noticed after he replied (very intellectually!) "no, no, no, no, no" to a post
showthread.php?t=27489
the thread was closed! Does he close them?
Then I looked at his dysfunctionally illiterate personal website.
If this is spidergoat's site, why do people bother posting here?

I only became aware of Mikehoncho today (yesterday). I started liking him, actually. A male version of Gendanken.

wtf is this? Was it a sock puppet?

Mike was leading us on...he is a lot smarter then he was pretending to be.
he was probably having fun mind jousting in his own way. At first I found him annoying, but as time went on I started to like the guy more. In between his tit sucking advice he'd make some very good points. Besides...tit sucking isn't bad advice the more I thought about it. So since he isn't here I will throw in this little statement in his thread...so that it remains in his spirit!!!

Now go suck a tit.

there was a member here named Mike Honcho???

there was a member here named Mike Honcho???

Yeah...why, do you know the guy outside of the internet?

I only became aware of Mikehoncho today (yesterday). I started liking him, actually. A male version of Gendanken.
please,
he/she/it wasn't fit to lick gendy's boots.

I thought he was cute. :)

Damn man....he's got the umlaut keys!!!!:huh:
And his German is better then mine!!!!:fright:
Be warned everybody!!!:runaway:
And and and...

Gehen Sie jetzt säugen einen Tit


Gehen Sie jetzt säugen einen Tit
-as you were victim


Du willst eine Titte säugen? Wie zum Teufel willst du das machen, hast wohl von tuten und blasen keine Ahnung, oder auch nur von der deutschen Sprache. Ihr könnt mich am Arsch lecken...

Tschüss

Du willst eine Titte säugen? Wie zum Teufel willst du das machen, hast wohl von tuten und blasen keine Ahnung, oder auch nur von der deutschen Sprache. Ihr könnt mich am Arsch lecken...

TschüssI don't speak German, so can you in the future make a translation in English...???:shrug:

30,000+ posts? 45 posts per day average? What's the story behind that?Maybe this is your site. At least this site gets crawled by Google fast.

please,
he/she/it wasn't fit to lick gendy's boots.Well, I never quite completed the comparison: a water down version of Gendanken. BTW, were you around the previous-to-last time Gendanken popped in as her usual self? The natives went medieval and pelted her. And then there was Xev's bizarre mutation into a kinder and gentler bitch over the course of her recent fling. And of course, Gustav keeps tucking his shirt back in and applying the lip gloss. And Wanderer found his cage to be a bit too tight for comfort. I don't even bother to say fuck anymore.

Well, I never quite completed the comparison: a water down version of Gendanken. BTW, were you around the previous-to-last time Gendanken popped in as her usual self? The natives went medieval and pelted her. And then there was Xev's bizarre mutation into a kinder and gentler bitch over the course of her recent fling. And of course, Gustav keeps tucking his shirt back in and applying the lip gloss. And Wanderer found his cage to be a bit too tight for comfort. I don't even bother to say fuck anymore.
i really oughtta pay more attention to the political manouverings around here, at least make sure i'm up to speed.
fraid my attention span is lacking somewhat, i find reading reams of posts a chore.

i was aware of gendy popping her head through the door, but what happened after that?
like her or loathe her, gendy is pure quality, underestimate her at your own peril. she's well schooled, but then she dont get out much being fugly n all.

xev is a washed up hack.

wanderer writes well, props to his prose, n all that literary jazz.

gustav? well even though the gaping wound in my back where the knife he stuck in lay is still raw, i cannot deny him his props.

he knows how to play the game, and he plays it well.

I thought he was cute. :)
i'm still orgasmic from those pics.
me like! me like a lot!

please tell me that was you, and not your hot chic friend...

Du willst eine Titte säugen? Wie zum Teufel willst du das machen, hast wohl von tuten und blasen keine Ahnung, oder auch nur von der deutschen Sprache. Ihr könnt mich am Arsch lecken...

Tschüss

Deinen Arsch!!! Nein!!! Ich weiss nicht genug ueber du zu seinen arsch lecken!
Bist du wansin? Ich brauche mindestens eine Bild...und nur wenn meine Frau sagt das das isk ok. Und denn wenn du bist einse schone Frau!!! Ich wird die Arsch lecken von keinen Maenner!!! Ich bin nicht Schwool!! ABer Schwoolen Frauen sind sehr Schone!!

Ja, meine Deutsche ist nicht die Beste! Es ist egal, ich weiss genug zu sprechen!!! Und ja, ich konnen die Titten saeugen von meinen Frau, es is veil spass!!!:D

So...ich sage dies fuer Mike Honcho....

Gehen Sie jetzt säugen einen Tit

I think mike honcho was the sockpuppet of some inconsequential poster still here, who saw people being radical and assumed it would be easy with a bold alter ego.
He learned a valuable lesson, it isn't.
Once he made this dreadful realisation he wanted an end to his own humiliating misery, so he requested a ban, mind you, maintaining his ludicrously manufactured cockiness to the end. Undoubtedly his funniest achievement.

Prime suspect is jozen bo, it's like who the fuck is jozen bo for starters, and then note he is defending mike honcho and claiming there were layers of complexity we weren't seeing.
No one who wasn't mike honcho would see any redeemable quality in mike honcho.
It was 1 dimensional, very transparent, unfunny mediocrity. No one didn't get it.

Gustav on the other hand...
gustav? well even though the gaping wound in my back where the knife he stuck in lay is still raw, i cannot deny him his props.
I find it peculiar he warrants a mention with those posters.
It's not that I dislike him, there's not enough to dislike, he doesn't do anything.
Was there a time when gustav or "spooks" went balistic on every motherfucker? And now is too jaded to bother?
He's sure been resting on his laurels for a while. I've been here for the better part of this millenium and haven't seen anything.
But it's not just you who acts like he has merit, so I don't think you're a deluded maniac, lots of people seem to put him up on a pedestal, so he must have done something worthwhile, but when, and what was it?
Maybe it's because I'm in a different timezone, I have caught him editting and deleting his posts, maybe while I'm asleep he writes huge awesome posts, and then before I wake he whittles them down into a few words telling some female she's lovely?
That would be interesting and ingenius, off the wall conceptual abstract art, his "props" are fair enough if he is doing that.

This is sincere curiousity, not criticism.
Often people like stuff that sucks and I'll criticise them, but I do this from the vantage point of understanding why they like what they like, and understanding why they are wrong for liking it.
This is different, I don't understand.
I don't get it, I have a flaw where I lack the capacity to comprehend the brilliance of spooks.

I find it interesting to experience what I see other people experience all the time- not getting something.
It's cloudy and mysterious.
What's going on? I don't know.
In my mind it's like it's simply not happening. Gustav just isn't doing anything good. That's how it feels, but I'm switched on just enough to gather this isn't the case.

It's been insightful to experience not getting something, but it's been plaguing me for years now and I want out of the haze.
What is he doing?
Can one of you sly smirkers who are on the gustav train tap me on the shoulder and whisper the secret in my blind buffoonish ear?

Is this Spidergoat's site? 18,000+ posts by the eight-legged goat?
I noticed after he replied (very intellectually!) "no, no, no, no, no" to a post
showthread.php?t=27489
the thread was closed! Does he close them?
Then I looked at his dysfunctionally illiterate personal website.
If this is spidergoat's site, why do people bother posting here?

That site is a joke. It's not my personal website, since I don't have one.

I think mike honcho was the sockpuppet of some inconsequential poster still here, who saw people being radical and assumed it would be easy with a bold alter ego.
but there is no abundance of radicalism.
these are lean times for sci IMO, but it's cool.
shit is cyclical.
ppl come, ppl go, ppl stay n all that...



He learned a valuable lesson, it isn't.
no style, no pzazz,
awful, the mhamfistedness was painfully embarassing.

Once he made this dreadful realisation he wanted an end to his own humiliating misery, so he requested a ban, mind you, maintaining his ludicrously manufactured cockiness to the end. Undoubtedly his funniest achievement.
i loathe ppl asking to be banned, worse form of childlike narcissism .



And now is too jaded to bother?
perhaps.

He's sure been resting on his laurels for a while. I've been here for the better part of this millenium and haven't seen anything.
but when you have potential, you can cruise in second gear, no need to floor it all the time.
plus sci is different things to different ppl
we use it in different ways.
different purposes are served.


lots of people seem to put him up on a pedestal, so he must have done something worthwhile, but when, and what was it?
Maybe it's because I'm in a different timezone, I have caught him editting and deleting his posts, maybe while I'm asleep he writes huge awesome posts, and then before I wake he whittles them down into a few words telling some female she's lovely?
That would be interesting and ingenius, off the wall conceptual abstract art, his "props" are fair enough if he is doing that.

This is sincere curiousity, not criticism.
Often people like stuff that sucks and I'll criticise them, but I do this from the vantage point of understanding why they like what they like, and understanding why they are wrong for liking it.
This is different, I don't understand.
I don't get it, I have a flaw where I lack the capacity to comprehend the brilliance of spooks.
hey, that's your opinion.
you say what you feel is true.
kudos.
why shouldn't your opinions hold validity?
stick with them, fuck what the majority think.

I find it interesting to experience what I see other people experience all the time- not getting something.
It's cloudy and mysterious.
no, it's admirable.

What's going on? I don't know.
least you have the cahunas to admit it.

In my mind it's like it's simply not happening. Gustav just isn't doing anything good.
many of us need to pull our socks up




It's been insightful to experience not getting something, but it's been plaguing me for years now and I want out of the haze.
What is he doing?
fuck knows.


Can one of you sly smirkers who are on the gustav train tap me on the shoulder and whisper the secret in my blind buffoonish ear?
they're all simpletons, rather kiss ass then get their own fucked.
they're all clueless.

Prime suspect is jozen bo, it's like who the fuck is jozen bo for starters, and then note he is defending mike honcho and claiming there were layers of complexity we weren't seeing.
No one who wasn't mike honcho would see any redeemable quality in mike honcho.
It was 1 dimensional, very transparent, unfunny mediocrity. No one didn't get it.


I hate to burst your bubble...but I am not Mike Honcho. If the modulators have a way of checking the history of who has been online and when, they will find that we were both on at the same time.

Either he used a translator...or his German is better then mine. I looked up the word säugen and found that it could mean 'to lactate' or 'to suckle', as in suckle a tit.

I could ask the same about you...who the fuck is Dr Lou Natic? Just because I
was able to detect the subtlety of his observation doesn't make me him!!!
I specialize in catching subtleties that others miss. I am real good at it!!!

You aren't, obviously...but this is too subtle for you to understand isn't it?
Your accusation is very weak and bland...just because I saw something in him you didn't you assume I must be him? Are you so simple?


No, I don't post NOW GO SUCK A TIT an my other threads. I found it offensive at first and even wrote the modulators referring to that phrase as being childish...then I changed my mind, because I can do that if I want and no one can stop me!!!! Now I think its funny as hell..LOL!!!

I bet if Mike could read this he'd laugh his ass off at your accusation!!! Because he knows as much as I know I ain't him. But I have decided I like the guy so much that I will post now go suck a tit any time I make a remark in the thread he started. The more I am told not to like him...the more I will end up liking him...because I value my freedom more then you could imagine.

Now go suck a :):)

Oh wait, this is embarrassing, I just got it.
Suck a tit, yeah like a lactating breast, you're right, that is funny.

I specialize in catching subtleties that others miss. I am real good at it!!!
Yeah you are.
You should be one of those negotiators who talks to terrorists on the phone and then you pick up cues about where they are from what they say, or even how they say it.
You could say "where are you damn it?"
And then they'd say "wouldn't you like to know" with the last word slightly broken like they were trying not to laugh, and then you'd check under your desk and they'd be sitting there.

I bet if Mike could read this he'd laugh his ass off at your accusation!!
Yeah he would, that would be just like mike.
He'd be sitting there, just laughing and laughing. Rolling in it.
I played right into his hands.
No shame in being outdone by the best though.
Always the puppet master, even after death, just tugging on my strings and making me entertain him.
Classic honcho.

modulators
lol

Yeah you are.
You should be one of those negotiators who talks to terrorists on the phone and then you pick up cues about where they are from what they say, or even how they say it.
You could say "where are you damn it?"
And then they'd say "wouldn't you like to know" with the last word slightly broken like they were trying not to laugh, and then you'd check under your desk and they'd be sitting there.


Yeah he would, that would be just like mike.
He'd be sitting there, just laughing and laughing. Rolling in it.
I played right into his hands.
No shame in being outdone by the best though.
Always the puppet master, even after death, just tugging on my strings and making me entertain him.
Classic honcho.

Dr Lou,

I cannot deny that you are funny!!! The quoted bit above was a riot...I couldn't help but to laugh!!! You should be a comedian..for real!!!

In fact...that was so funny I am left wondering if its your own original content or if you borrowed it from somewhere else!

I am trying to think of a way to tell you now go suck a tit, but its not coming to my mind...sorry. I pick up ideas from other people...I am not mike...he told me to keep my post short and get to the point...but I tend to have the compulsion to write long threads. Anyway, I hope you have more jokes for me to laugh at...laughing is so good for the health!!!

Thanks,
Jozen

Lets all run around and try and get banned.. yay!....