You heard me. I don’t have plastic, and I'm unemployed besides, I can't afford to be paying monthly fees for anything. So who's going to step forward, be a good Samaritan and pay in my name for a subscription to the sciforums?

There's really no point in debating the fact that among the noteworthy non-subscribing members of the board I stand among those who really do disserve such an honor. So honestly now, who's it going to be? It's less a donation and more an investment into my continued presence on these sciforums. . . and possibly some sexual favors to be preformed at an uncertain time in the future.

you stupid freak!

Originally posted by Mystech
and possibly some sexual favors to be preformed at an uncertain time in the future.

You expect people to cough up hard earned money on the basis of the possibilty of some vague sexual favors?

You gotta give specifics and guarantees. :D

Originally posted by one_raven
You expect people to cough up hard earned money on the basis of the possibilty of some vague sexual favors?

You gotta give specifics and guarantees. :D

Can I take that to mean that you are interested Raven? We can talk about the spacifics in private message if you like, tiger.

. So who's going to step forward, be a good Samaritan and pay in my name for a subscription to the sciforums?

why for the love of God should I pay for you to have some stupid Avatar next to torrent of putrified bile you have the audacity to call "Posts"?????



and I'm unemployed besides

...more like unemployable:rolleyes:


There's really no point in debating the fact that among the

u said it chump,...so shut up.


I stand among those who really do disserve such an honor. So honestly
No you dont. You deserve a slap. Why do u deserve such
an "honor"


It's less a donation and more an investment into my continued presence on these sciforums. .

I'd rather pay a hitman to pop a cap in yo' ass.

and possibly some sexual favors to be preformed at an uncertain time in the future.

goodnight freeeeeek.

:eek:

I'm not going to try to rip you apart. Only ask the question - are you serious?

Or was this some sort of joke?

I'm actually considering buying my own pretty soon.

Of course I'm serious. I'm looking for a patron, someone who appreciates what I do enough to put me on the dole just to ensure I keep doing it. Normally, for a guy like me, that means moving in with an older guy and giving him head all the damn time, but I was hoping it could work here on Sciforums, as well.