Who is it?

What are you talking about?

Me too. Huh? :bugeye:

Anyway, it is not me. I am not around there and I can prove it . Just ask me. :)

Who IS Stephen Hawking, anyway? :confused:

Who is it?

I would not fight a paraplegic in a wheel chair that can't move. One punch would kill him. It would not be a fight but an execution.

I am the one you seek. Although I have never fought him, I attempt to, because I think Steven Hawking is a phoney. I think the universe came out of a spot somewhere on my... left... kneecap... and I call him every damn night trying to express my argument but he never, EVER picks up! one day... one day.. he will see the truth...

ELAINE CUT HIS THROAT, BROKE HIS WRIST AND MADE NURSES WATCH THEM HAVING SEX - EX CARER'S CLAIMS YESTERDAY Jan 22 2004

EXCLUSIVE: WHAT I SAW IN HAWKING HOME

By Nick Sommerlad And Rosa Prince

A NURSE who looked after Stephen Hawking described yesterday some of the shocking injuries she says his wife inflicted on him.

The carer said the motor neurone sufferer was left with gashes, broken bones and bruises.

She too was threatened and abused by Elaine, claimed the nurse.

She also alleged that new carers were put through an "initiation" by Elaine - being called into the academic's bedroom at night to find him and his naked wife having sex.

Two particular injuries suffered by the Cambridge University mathematics professor - author of A Brief History of Time - were recalled by the nurse.

She claimed: "I remember coming in one day and he had a cut on his throat. She must have shaved him very harshly. It wasn't a shaving nick. It was about three inches long.

"Another time she slammed his wrist down on his wheelchair and his wrist broke.

"That actual moment was seen by a nurse but she was given a very hard time.

"Elaine was very jealous of her, she was attractive. If you were a threat at all, that was her worry."

Last night Cambridgeshire police said: "We have been approached by a person with fresh information which we are studying."

An inquiry in 2001 into alleged assaults on multi-millionaire Prof Hawking, 62, was dropped after he and his wife were interviewed.

This week, the Daily Mirror revealed police had launched a new investigation into mysterious injuries suffered by him.

Officers hope to speak to him after he completes his recovery in Addenbrooke's hospital, Cambridge, from an unrelated bronchial illness.

Yesterday the unnamed nurse, who was part of a round-the-clock care team for several years, recalled seeing some of the first round of alleged assaults.

She said: "Elaine makes it very difficult for the family and anyone who is there. We all witnessed assaults, all of us.

"She brought you in on the abuse. If she was hurting him and you didn't do anything, she had two people who she was controlling.

"Everyone was in fear of the woman and in fear of causing problems for Stephen.

"There was one incident I particularly remember when Stephen and I were threatened by her."

The nurse threatened to tell the police and Prof Hawking took legal advice and discussed getting a restraining order against his wife.

But the couple made up and the nurse was warned not to mention the incident again, she said.

THE current inquiry was triggered in August after Prof Hawking was left stranded in his wheelchair in the garden of his Cambridge home on the hottest day of the year.

He suffered severe heatstroke and sunburn. His nursing staff were so suspicious they contacted police.

This week Prof Hawking has denied being assaulted and said: "There is absolutely no substance to the reports."

However, the nurse who spoke to the Mirror claimed: "There used to be strange drug errors that occurred. Strange things happened regularly.

"It was all recorded to protect you, because if anything happened to him the nurses would end up being blamed.

"When his femur was broken, the nurses were blamed. So they used to record things to protect themselves."

She described the "initiation" for new carers, who would be summoned to the professor's bedroom to find him and second wife Elaine having sex.

"She would often be doing some strange show. She would be naked on top of him. At the time, I thought I had made some terrible mistake. It was afterwards I was told that happened to quite a few people.

"It was to make it clear that they had a sexual relationship. It was an initiation."

Prof Hawking has regularly attended Addenbrooke's A&E with unexplained injuries such as a broken wrist, gashes to the face and a cut lip.

The nurse added: "When he came in once, the staff had to ask the wife to leave because she was so aggressive."

The professor's care team had to be protected, said the nurse.

"The staff had to be safe. So I went to speak to the university, because I thought we were really at risk all the time."

The nurse claimed the secretary to his department said: "He brings so much money into the university that they will do what he says."

The nurse went on: "He was saying 'I don't want anything done' so nothing was done.

"The university was trying to do something about it, but was too worried about losing his backing.

"When I left, I was the only one who was saying there was anything wrong going on. Everybody was so frightened.

"When he is hurt, Elaine is not really allowed near him and he is cross with her. It's all very odd. She normally goes off to some retreat and then she comes back and they kiss and make up."

Prof Hawking was diagnosed with motor neurone - a muscle-wasting disease - at the age of 20 while still a student.

His three grown-up children by his first wife are devoted to him.

They are said to be worried by the new developments and one source said they were backing the police inquiry.

Officers have spoken to the nurse. A police spokesman said: "Arrangements have been made for this person to be interviewed in Cambridge."

The nurse lives abroad and police plan to fly her back for a meeting as part of their current investigation.

You were all wrong it was the wife. I don't know, first grant mitchell and now steven hawkings. If Hawkings is taking a beating from the wife what chance do any of us have?

While on the subject of Steven Hawkings, a friend of mine was telling me that he was on the Simpsons. He also said he won an award for being on the Simpsons. I said thats strange why would you win an award for being in a cartoon? He said he was not sure what it was for but he had won one.

Does anyone know what this award was? The only one I can think of would be easiest to animate. Any ideas?

That is all so weird that it could be true.

If I were Stephen Hawking....how does that song go? "I will do anything for love..anything..but I won't do THAT."

I think I would stop doing THAT.

That is all so weird that it could be true.

If I were Stephen Hawking....how does that song go? "I will do anything for love..anything..but I won't do THAT."

I think I would stop doing THAT.

He can't do much as it is! Do you really think he should be cutting down on the few things he can do?

Also the story is true it has been in the news a few times now.

I do not lack sympathy for him in the least. He has courageously maintained a productive lifetime in the face of suffering which may easily have defeated me long ago.

If I were him and had to suffer serious dangers in order to enjoy wifely comforts? I would not do THAT. I would be cutting down on doing exposing myself to dangers.

Cangas I do see your point but can Mr Hawkings service himself, I think not. Therefore what it comes down to is how much of a beating is it worth? You imagine the build up of sperm in poor Mr Hawkings testicles.

I must leave such imagining to you. You can imagine it night and day if you wish.

You are really one of the weird ones.

I bet he likes it.

Did you see "Freddy got fingered"?

Wheelchair chick got off on being caned in the legs because she got just a smidge of feeling from them when he smacked them as hard as he could.

Not that I know if there's a real-life comparison, but I wonder if Hawking likes the abuse because it makes him feel something, whereas he generally cannot.

Then again, that's just a BS theory.