Given my recent dumping, I figured I'd ask who does most of the dumping. Are we guys cold-hearted bastards? Is it the women? Half and half?

I have herd of WAY more guys dumped than guys who dump there girl. Can't really talk from experiance tho, seing as every girl (except TI) has just laughted in my face when i wanted to go out with them

Hope you find a better chick adam

I'm sorry Adam. :(


In my own life: it's a draw I guess. But I know of more girls dumping boys than other way around.

I've never dumped anybody, but have been cheated on 6 times. So from my experience, I would say guys.

But I do believe girls are more likely to, as they are more fickle.

Originally posted by Asguard
Can't really talk from experiance tho, seing as every girl (except TI) has just laughted in my face when i wanted to go out with them




I STILL think you were telling a joke at the time, sweetie

The only joke was the thought of going out with me

Pffft
I have video evidience that the joke was 'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

So ner
*cuddles*

The women are winning, as expected. :p

You're all dead ducks when the Revolution comes...

I've always seen the signs beforehand and dumped first.

Adam:

Awww, somone needs a beer and kvetch session.

You are too good for her anyway.

What's a kvetch?

To complain.

What'd you think, prevert? :p

Seriously, there's other and better fish in the sea.

Or you can become a bitter cynic like me. :D (Okay, so I'm not a bitter cynic - but I'm getting there!)

Originally posted by Xev
To complain.

What'd you think, prevert? :p


Actually I was thinking of the nun on the Blues Brothers smacking them around with a wooden ruler...

Nuns spanking people with wooden rulers? Prevert indeed!

I find it hard to answer this one, because I've never been dumped (I guess I'm too good to lose). It must be men who dump most often.

Well, this was my first dumping. :(

Well, I just spoke to the Evil One's sister, and apparently the sh%$ has hit the fan there. The Evil One isn't taking it all too well. Serves her right. :p

You know what's the most fun of breakups?

DISPOSING OF THE BODIES!

"What's that on your face, dear?"
"What? Where?"
"DIRT!"

Look at it this way, you came frighteningly close to marriage and getting tied down (NOT THAT!) to a house and kids and whatall.

Plus, this way, your friends have to get you drunk - and you get sympathy sex.

Right? That's how it works, right? It better be!

Well, I'm getting drunk at my cousin's wedding this weekend. As for sex, well, I have permanantly sworn off women - until the next time.

I have permanantly sworn off women

Going to stick with men, eh? :D

Going to stick with grumbling about how much the world sucks, and how much I hate people.

Well guys i only recently quit that club and thank god it was killing me (that was a VERY bad joke, I think i even managed to offend myself with that one)

Well anyway thank god i found TI because i was so depressed I'd be dead by now anyway

Is it possible to dump your best friend? Because HATRED is REALLY annoying me right now, with his dodgy singing :(
*Grumbles*
*bites him*

*sells him to Alex* (only he can understand this! :P)

And that's the BAD alex, not the one we both love
lol

you know you love it TI :)

and no price would be enough to sell me to shrek....err...i mean alex (the ugly one)

Don't look now, but I think she's staring at you...or maybe it's me...ARGH!
Oh well...I have Anthony, you have no excuse not to go out with her ;)

So, to feel better, do I:
A) Hit on the really hot chick from Singapore who lives just down the hall?
B) Get drunk?
C) Get drunk with friends?
D) Get drunk and hope some girl take spity on me?
E) Get really drunk?
F) Get really drunk and hope some girl abducts me and abuses me?
G) Go drown some politicians?
H Spend a drunken weekend with bandy-legged two-dollar hookers? (Not likely.)
I) Bash myself with a crowbar, sue myself, and live happily ever after on the court winnings?
J) Get so drunk I vomit up my lungs?

So far I'm leaning toward F.

F) Get really drunk and hope some girl abducts me and abuses me?

Wow.

What about getting drunk and hoping the really hot chick from Singapore abducts and abuses you?

Sounds good to me. :p

Sure. I'll even lend you my set of leather handcuffs....if you help me with my english paper.....

*Xev realizes that she is scaring people*

I make it a point to never turn down a lady with hand-cuffs. :p

Like she would let you turn her down anyways....:p

Stop teasing, woman. I'm far too depressed for that stuff. And I refuse to be otherwise until at least Saturday.

Forget the $2 hooker.
I'll sell you HATRED for 50 cents ;) (plus GST)

Stop teasing, woman

Neener neener neener.

I'm far too depressed for that stuff.

That's bad. That's really bad when you get so depressed that you would turn down a lady with handcuffs.

May Great Cthulhu preserve me from such a fate.

The worst I've had it was the intense desire to be a harbor seal.

I would never turn down a woman with hand-cuffs. However, I would whinge and complain about people teasing me about hand-cuffs and associated activities. So neener to you boogerface.

As for you, TI, I don't know HATRED, but I'm sure she will kick your arse. :p

By the way, apparently I'm "a stupid romantic, and the real world just doesn't make allowances for people like you". Nice, huh?

However, I would whinge and complain about people teasing me about hand-cuffs and associated activities. So neener to you boogerface.

No, you are whinging and complaining.....:p

Boogerface eh? Fine! Prevert!

*Realizes that calling Adam a 'prevert' after bringing up the subject is a bit hypocritical....:o*

By the way, apparently I'm "a stupid romantic, and the real world just doesn't make allowances for people like you". Nice, huh?

She is a bloody fool! Mein gott! Has she no idea of the WORTH of a INTELLIGENT and SWEET and FUNNY man who appreciates leather?

Grrrrrr. She is soooo not worth you. What a fool!

*Realizes that she is getting jealous :eek:*

Nuffing wrong with a little preversion now and then. *shrug*

Nope.

What a horridly stupid woman!

That's what I said.

Originally posted by Adam

As for you, TI, I don't know HATRED, but I'm sure she will kick your arse. :p

she?
hatred is a guy
hehe
but he has long womanly hair down to his waist!

and it was nice and fluffy and clean today...yay!

Temporary_Illusion
Sorry, my gate only swings one way, and that isn't it.

Xev
Thanks. Now tell everyone else that so I can get abducted and abused.

ADAM IS TOO GOOD FOR NOVEMBER!

Check - new sig

Ah well, enough of me bitching about life in general and love in particular. I'm heading out with friends tonight, and it's time for me to go.

handcuffs are GOOD:D

Asguard,

Can't really talk from experiance tho, seing as every girl (except TI) has just laughted in my face when i wanted to go out with them

I definetly know how do you feel!!!!!

Only tried about 25 times... :(

I have been having a little more luck as I learned some secrets of the Universe to attract good girls... :D:D

Love,
Nelson