(In all circumstances.)


Apparently under certain circumstances, Batman can beat Darkseid. Has anyone seen this?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/populaceintwo/SupermanBatman012-11.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/populaceintwo/SupermanBatman012-12.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/populaceintwo/SupermanBatman012-13.jpg

cat woman (didn't she always get away? ).

Batman would get his ass kicked by the entire justice league, jointly and severally.

cat woman (didn't she always get away? ).

Catwomen was never an officially accepted enemy of Batman. She was a thief. Batman has shown compassion for people committing petty crimes under certain circumstances. Such as Jason Todd and Terry McGinnis who both either stole something or broke in somewhere. The relationship between Catwoman and Batman has always been dubious. Although Batman puts the justice ahead of his petty human fallibility.

And Darkseid kicked his ass. Batman didn't beat him!

Batman couldn't beat the T-1000.

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/t/t1000rp.jpg

Batman would get his ass kicked by the entire justice league, jointly and severally.


Not a good enough statement. I don't know if you've ever seen the last season of Batman Beyond when Terry McGinnis takes on the entire brainwashed Justice League. Also, Bruce Wayne himself has taken out most of the X-Men, including Bishop, when they attacked him in the Access Comic. But then Iceman iced up the floore and Batman slipped and lost his footing, that was when Bishop pointed his gun at Batman and told him not to move. Luckily, Superman and the Justice League were transported to the Marvel World in time to rescue Batman.

Catwomen was never an officially accepted enemy of Batman. She was a thief. Batman has shown compassion for people committing petty crimes under certain circumstances. Such as Jason Todd and Terry McGinnis who both either stole something or broke in somewhere. The relationship between Catwoman and Batman has always been dubious. Although Batman puts the justice ahead of his petty human fallibility.


Well I figured he wouldn't beat women anyway, so I was safe

And Darkseid kicked his ass. Batman didn't beat him!


How do you know? You didn't read the comic.

How do you know? You didn't read the comic.

I don't care if the comic portrays darkseid getting beat by Batman. I just know that the "real" Batman is really a pathetic wanna-be. ;)

Batman can only kick the asses of fags such as "The Joker", "Penguin" and etc..

I've never understood why Batman gets to run around with the likes of Superman and other actual superheros. He's just a rich dude.

I don't care if the comic portrays darkseid getting beat by Batman. I just know that the "real" Batman is really a pathetic wanna-be. ;)

Batman can only kick the asses of fags such as "The Joker", "Penguin" and etc..

Dude,

Haha. :D That's the beauty part. Just when you think your enemy is weak that is when your already dead. Its Machiavellian tact which Batman uses to stop beings like Darkseid and Superman.

I don't care if the comic portrays darkseid getting beat by Batman. I just know that the "real" Batman is really a pathetic wanna-be. ;)

Batman can only kick the asses of fags such as "The Joker", "Penguin" and etc..

I would have to agree with him. Batman is really just a mortal fighter with obvious weaknesses. Gun to the face, dead. The T-1000, on the other hand, would pwn him. Even a lot of characters from the X-men.

Batman can only kick the asses of fags such as "The Joker", "Penguin" and etc..

The Joker is by no means a fag. He is deadlier than his face paint makes him look and possible one of Batman's most brilliant villains. He may be insane, but he ain't stupid.

Dude,

Haha. :D That's the beauty part. Just when you think your enemy is weak that is when your already dead. Its Machiavellian tact which Batman uses to stop beings like Darkseid and Superman.

I know one thing since I have seen the future. Batman grows old and becomes a disgruntled, horny, lonely old man. Maybe you can pay him a visit and give him a vietnemese sucky sucky BEFORE HE DIES IN 2050!

I would have to agree with him. Batman is really just a mortal fighter with obvious weaknesses. Gun to the face, dead. The T-1000, on the other hand, would pwn him. Even a lot of characters from the X-men.

Batman has defeated people ten times stronger than himself in hand-to-hand fights. If given enough time to prepare, he can stop the entire Justice League. He knows everyones weakness. If you do not have a weakness, he will create one.

I would have to agree with him. Batman is really just a mortal fighter with obvious weaknesses. Gun to the face, dead. The T-1000, on the other hand, would pwn him. Even a lot of characters from the X-men.

Goku will pwn anyone. This includes Batman, Darkseid, and the T-1000.

I know one thing since I have seen the future. Batman grows old and becomes a disgruntled, horny, lonely old man. Maybe you can pay him a visit and give him a vietnemese sucky sucky BEFORE HE DIES IN 2050!

Hahaha, thankyou for the laugh. :)

Goku will pwn anyone. This includes Batman, Darkseid, and the T-1000.


Goku would be a good hand-to-hand fight with Batman. But he would never beat Batman in the long run.

Batman has defeated people ten times stronger than himself in hand-to-hand fights. If given enough time to prepare, he can stop the entire Justice League. He knows everyones weakness. If you do not have a weakness, he will create one.

How would he beat the T-1000?

How would he beat the T-1000?


He can beat the Spawn.

Nuff said.

How would he beat the T-1000?

Goku would beat both the T-1000 and Batman with his kamehameha wave.

Let's assume Batman or the T-1000 gave him a hard time by finding out a way to circumvent the kamehameha, Goku still has the spirit bomb in his back pocket.

Burnt Face Man could beat Batman.

Nuff said.

How would he beat the T-1000?


The T-1000 doesn't think like a human. Its a supercomputer. Batman can outsmart him with compromization. T-1000 is relentlessly retarded when it comes to planning. It would just pursue Batman when Batman wants it too. If T-1000 were lead into the Batcave, Batman would bust out a stun device to send more than a million volts coursing through T-1000.

Burnt Face man couldn't beat his own penis; even with ample instruction from the two Seths (Green and MacFarlane).

Batman would bust out a stun device to send more than a million volts coursing through T-1000.

Then Batman inhales a shitton of vaporic heavy metals and dies of mercury poisoning. What a humiliating end for the Dark Knight.

Batman couldn't defeat Wolverine. Nothing Batman could find would block Wolverine's adamantine claws. Snick, you're dead.

Batman couldn't defeat Wolverine. Nothing Batman could find would block Wolverine's adamantine claws. Snick, you're dead.

Yea, not to mention he would heal much faster than Batman if faced with any injuries.

Yeah. Batman could pretty much open up with whatever gadget of the week he's got, and 2 seconds later, Wolverines rimming his asshole with a metal finger.

Then Batman inhales a shitton of vaporic heavy metals and dies of mercury poisoning. What a humiliating end for the Dark Knight.

Batman couldn't defeat Wolverine. Nothing Batman could find would block Wolverine's adamantine claws. Snick, you're dead.

You're right he can't kill Wolverine, and he won't be stupid enough to do that. But he can easily lead Wolverine to a giant electromagnet. Boom, Wolverine is putty. You guys are only thinking in hand-to-hand. Not in tactic.

Yeah. Batman could pretty much open up with whatever gadget of the week he's got, and 2 seconds later, Wolverines rimming his asshole with a metal finger.
LMAO. Perfectly said, ninja who knows not of his orgin and past lives.

In Batman-vs-Predator, Batman uses tactic to beat Predator in the end. He leads him into his cave and sends him through a series of traps.

Alright. Get this. Bruce Wayne is going to some sort of gathering cause he's a socialite. Then some random dude from any random anything shoots him, in the head, with a very big rifle.

Bruce Wayne brains all over the punch bowl.

Uhhhhh, what now?

You clearly are ignorant of the fact that Batman has beaten Captain America.

In Batman-vs-Predator, Batman uses tactic to beat Predator in the end. He leads him into his cave and sends him through a series of traps.

No, that's what Schwarzenegger did.

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The one thing Batman can't beat...
http://www.niceice.com/images/eraser@10x.jpg

LoL
:cool:

Or censorship!

No, that's what Schwarzenegger did.


Then why do I have two separate published comics of Batman defeating Predator?

Let me take a stab at "King of the hypotheticals". Bruce Wayne is having kinky sex with a hot chick he met at this social gathering. When his eyes are closed and his little pecker is about to recede. BAM! She slits his throat with a razor blade that she was hiding in her hair.

Don' tell me that Bruce Wayne carries a metal detector wherever he goes!

Alright. Get this. Bruce Wayne is going to some sort of gathering cause he's a socialite. Then some random dude from any random anything shoots him, in the head, with a very big rifle.

Bruce Wayne brains all over the punch bowl.

Uhhhhh, what now?

Well ya think? Human is as human does.

Then why do I have two separate published comics of Batman defeating Predator?
Onna count of the other end...
http://www.niceice.com/images/pencil_tip@10x.jpg
;)

Have you ever seen Predator?

Why is there a penis lurking in the shadows of that picture? And if that is 10x magnification, someone has a little pee pee.

Onna count of the other end...
;)


Nah, he was already stabbed with that. I've witnessed it with my own two eyes. Didn't do shit.

Just as I expected BATMAN WINS! Off to bed!

Have you ever seen Predator?

I have! :cool:

Rambo could beat Batman :p M249 PARA might do the job?

BATMAN WINS!

Of course he wins. As a commercial pawn, he is far too valuable to permanently kill..

Industry totally ownd batman.

Nah, he was already stabbed with that. I've witnessed it with my own two eyes. Didn't do shit.
You watched someone draw it ?

Kewl.

Stabbed by the penis or the pencil? I am lost.

Of course he wins. As a commercial pawn, he is far too valuable to permanently kill..

Industry totally ownd batman.


So we agree Batman is as good as Superman.

You watched someone draw it ?

Kewl.

No it was late at night in the city. No artists were around. Just stupid thugs with pencils.


Now to get some sleep.

Stabbed by the penis or the pencil? I am lost.
I think it was "The Boy Wonder" who got that sort of stabbing... the former, I mean.

I don't think the Comics Code would let the latter depict it, though...

http://www.niceice.com/images/pencil_tip@10x.jpg

Who agrees that there is an erect penis at the bottom right hand corner?

Yup, Batman has been undone by the erect penis once again.

I thought it said "@10x magnification" in the bottom right hand corner...

I thought it said "@10x magnification" in the bottom right hand corner...

Look behind the 10x magnification.

Who agrees that there is an erect penis at the bottom right hand corner?

I am telling James R on you! :mad:

lol

Look behind the 10x magnification.
Must be that of an aboriginal or other dark-skinned man, as all I see is a black field O' nadda.
Perhaps you just want to see an erect penis there...

Speaking of erections, what's up with Aquaman and those "hard water balls" ?
Sounds like a painful condition...

http://www.niceice.com/images/eraser@10x.jpg

Who agrees that there is an upside down ball sack at the bottom right hand corner of this picture?

that's a dice bag.

that's a dice bag.

Where did you get these pictures from, Killjoy? Did you produce them yourself? Speak up!

It's a double exposure of a writing instrument and extreme close ups of a Chewbacca action figure.

I'm an ahhhh-tist, Ja ?

:cool:

LOL!

1M7, you're still completely fucking batshit (excuse the expression) over Batman ? Wow. Seriously... if Bruce Wayne was in front of you right now, would you offer to perform fellatio on him ?

Haha, cute.


Batman '66 (http://www.planetout.com/pno/images/quickt...lers/batman.mov)


Superman on A&E (http://www.aetv.com/listings/episode_detai...pisodeid=169141)


Brandon Routh gives award to Christian Bale (http://youtube.com/watch?v=WluWfNZL80I&sea...20movie%20award)


Peace. :D

Staying within the DC universe, I haven't seen Batman beat Brainiac yet...Superman and Flash have. (Or have I missed something?).

I think the caped crusader couldnt be beat by the inferior biotech engineering of these guys: He's like an advanced government engineered superfreak built to extinguish his own creator

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/t/terminators.htm

the only person batman beats is himself

(In all circumstances.)


Apparently under certain circumstances, Batman can beat Darkseid. Has anyone seen this?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/populaceintwo/SupermanBatman012-11.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/populaceintwo/SupermanBatman012-12.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/populaceintwo/SupermanBatman012-13.jpg

MR T

Batman can't beat Herpes or AIDS....

whereas Wolverine can bang any crack alley whore and not have to worry.

hah!

People BatMan can't beat without trully extraordinary measures or things he would not be able to lay his hands on.
Doctor Doom
Galacticus
WitchBlade
Darkness
Doomsday
Professor X
Pheonix
Molecule Man
Scarlet Witch
The new and improved Spider-Man
Iron-Man
Taskmaster
Apocalypse
Mr. Sinister
Silver Surfer
Doctor Strange
Cable
Nathan Gray
Thing
Mr Fantastic
Franklin Richards
Onslaught
Adam Warlock
Her
Mephisto
Sersei
X-23
Deadpool
Domino
Supreme
Old style Hulk
Ultron
Rogue
Thor
Loki
Enchantress
Odin

you forget uncurable STDs

Batman can't beat PowerPuffGirls

http://www.acclaimposters.com/_gallery/large/10083321.jpg

Batman can't beat me in CounterStrike, Ill snipe him in Simulated Al Qaida env.

http://www.ironyparty.org/ipa24thmar06.php

Batman can't beat PowerPuffGirls

http://www.acclaimposters.com/_gallery/large/10083321.jpg

Batman can't beat me in CounterStrike, Ill snipe him in Simulated Al Qaida env.

http://www.ironyparty.org/ipa24thmar06.php


The powerpuff girls kick ass. Ask Mojo Jo Jo.

Yeah, but they must have a weakness ... maybe their huge eyes make them easy to blind or something.

Yeah, but they must have a weakness ... maybe their huge eyes make them easy to blind or something.

a huge cock, thatll bring tears to those big eyes they have

Nah, manbutter will just cover them up.

a huge cock, thatll bring tears to those big eyes they have

those arent eyes...they are giant wormholes...even light cant escape...only singularity in the center.

Batman can't beat me.

Because I don't like him in that way.