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View Full Version : Which Sex God/Goddess are you?
Which god/goddess are you? (http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/god_switch.jsp)
Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:
VULCAN, God of Fire.
In a world full of philanderers, you are a cherished god. Though you might not be incredibly suave, your irresistible good nature makes you every woman's sweetheart. While all the other guys are stuck in their adolescent ways, you've got a maturity that all women ultimately desire. You present the perfect package to the ladies, with your combination of ingenuity and charm. They call it "marriage material." But let's not forget your erotic side. Between the sheets, you are unmatched. Your passion is like a volcano waiting to erupt. In your hands, a woman is simply a pleasure machine and you are the mechanic. Be careful not to make her overheat when you begin to work your magic! One night with you, and they'll know why you're called a true sex god.
Asguard 08-20-02, 11:18 PM Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Apollo, the God of Poetry and Light. As every god's ideal, you're also every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.
:D
VULCAN, God of Fire.
In a world full of philanderers, you are a cherished god. Though you might not be incredibly suave, your irresistible good nature makes you every woman's sweetheart. While all the other guys are stuck in their adolescent ways, you've got a maturity that all women ultimately desire. You present the perfect package to the ladies, with your combination of ingenuity and charm. They call it "marriage material." But let's not forget your erotic side. Between the sheets, you are unmatched. Your passion is like a volcano waiting to erupt. In your hands, a woman is simply a pleasure machine and you are the mechanic. Be careful not to make her overheat when you begin to work your magic! One night with you, and they'll know why you're called a true sex god.
NightFall 08-20-02, 11:40 PM Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your deeply sensual nature and sexual confidence drive men crazy with desire. Persephone, goddess of the night, is your inner deity and she guides your every move. To learn more about your divine bedroom talents, sign up with Emode.
i love this question!!!LOL
10. Which of the following scenarios appeals to you the most?
A prince riding up on his white horse
You riding with the prince on a white horse
You riding the prince
woohoo.. go me!
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.
So this time I answered all the opposites, the things that annoy me, the things I would expect from an idiot. And guess what. No friggin difference!
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Zeus, the God of Thunder. Charming and popular, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of you new godliness, sign up with Emode.
Firefly 08-21-02, 06:41 AM ROTFL, not sure how accurate it is, I was being fairly truthful ... :p
Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your feminine charms and deep sensuality drive men crazy with desire. Hestia, the goddess of family and peace, is your inner deity and she guides your every move. To learn more about your divine bedroom talents, sign up with Emode.
http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/scorchio/sgrin.gif
More fun if there's a banner thing to paste though..
Bebelina 08-21-02, 06:57 AM Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your natural sensuality, and a strong moral resolve drive men crazy with desire. Diana, the goddess of chastity and virginity, is your inner deity, and she guides your every move.
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Eros, the God of Love. Master of romance, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.
:D lol, what is this??
Since everyone gets the same response, with just the name different, it's clearly just advertsiing for membership.
tablariddim 08-21-02, 08:42 AM Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Eros, the God of Love. Master of romance, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.
Your inner superpower is Animal Communication! The kinship you feel for animals may go much deeper than you imagine.
Overall, your emotional age is quite adult. You are a clear thinker who recognizes your emotions and knows how to express them. You follow your instincts, without ever letting yourself get carried away.
You're quite an introvert! A quiet day by yourself beats any day stuck in the crowd. In a given social setting, you probably prefer to remain in the background. But there's so much more to learn about your identity. Wanna hear about your other four personality traits? Sign up with Emode
Well, now you know!
Dark Master 08-21-02, 08:50 AM Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:
ZEUS, God of Thunder. :D
Like a ten-megaton bomb, you drop from the sky and into the arms of your lovers. Seduction is not just a simple game for you, it's a way of life. With your handsome looks and masculine charms, you wow the ladies until all resistance has worn away. As ruler of the gods, you like to remain in control of your relationships. From casual discussions to techniques in the bedroom, you like to call the shots. You may have many admirers, but you might tend to fall a little short on some virtues -- such as fidelity. Your mind wanders at the slightest provocation. You have been known to have several women on your mind (and in your bed) at once. But, hey, with such powerful feelings thundering inside, you need to spread your love around, right? What's certain is that once you get busy, your godly nature starts working overtime. As you perform your magic, that special someone will know exactly why they call you a true sex god.
Sounds like a DJ to me. :cool:
NightFall 08-21-02, 11:02 AM you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.
there are also positions to be filled at nightfall.com
hm.. i think that said a little more than i was going for.. oh well..
Originally posted by nightfall
there are also positions to be filled at nightfall.com
hm.. i think that said a little more than i was going for.. oh well..
WOOHOO!!!!!!!
*Adam signs up immediately!*
You're a tease. :p
*stRgrL* 08-21-02, 12:34 PM Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your feminine charms and deep sensuality drive men crazy with desire. Hestia, the goddess of family and peace, is your inner deity and she guides your every move. To learn more about your divine bedroom talents, sign up with Emode.
Woohoo!!!!
ZEUS, GOD OF THUNDER!!!
:cool:
<i>"Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Eros, the God of Love. Master of romance, you're every woman's dream lover. "</i>
There goes my modesty
this quizz is a complete bs.....all of us get told the same
I was Eros
%BlueSoulRobot% 08-21-02, 05:53 PM What if I don't have the *ahem* background knowledge to complete this quiz? :bugeye: :D
imagine yourself in the situation
for some questions I did the same:p
Asguard 08-21-02, 07:44 PM Can any of you women get aprodity?
i spent 2 hrs trying to work out how to get her:P
Dark Master 08-21-02, 09:51 PM Originally posted by nightfall
there are also positions to be filled at nightfall.com
hm.. i think that said a little more than i was going for.. oh well..
:eek: hehe, so easy to turn a man on, but for women, it's a bit harder.
~The_Chosen~ 08-21-02, 10:11 PM http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/god_result.jsp
Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:
Don Juan, God of Thunder.
Like a ten-megaton bomb, you drop from the sky and into the arms of your lovers. Seduction is not just a simple game for you, it's a way of life. With your handsome looks and masculine charms, you wow the ladies until all resistance has worn away. As ruler of the gods, you like to remain in control of your relationships. From casual discussions to techniques in the bedroom, you like to call the shots. You may have many admirers, but you might tend to fall a little short on some virtues -- such as fidelity. Your mind wanders at the slightest provocation. You have been known to have several women on your mind (and in your bed) at once. But, hey, with such powerful feelings thundering inside, you need to spread your love around, right? What's certain is that once you get busy, your godly nature starts working overtime. As you perform your magic, that special someone will know exactly why they call you a true sex god.
NightFall 08-21-02, 10:35 PM ugh!! ive tried and tried.. and i dont think there is an aphrodite... i kept getting persephone and diana... but maybe its possible.. cuz i never got mine either when i was trying for aphrodite...
Dark Master.. yes... girls are just so damn tricky to get my hands- err um.. no no.. i think we're prety simple if ya know what you're doin. :p
Dark Master 08-21-02, 10:48 PM Originally posted by nightfall
cuz i never got mine either when i was trying for aphrodite...
Maybe need the mind of a Don Juanita to get aphrodite, because I got Zeus. ;)
Dark Master.. yes... girls are just so damn tricky to get my hands- err um.. no no.. i think we're prety simple if ya know what you're doin. :p
Hahaha, simple yes. Compared to a man, no. You see, if any man, even if he is hot, makes a sexual statement to a women, most likely she will turn away. I've done those statements myself to test it out, and most likely they'll say,"Ewww you're nasty." But now I got no problem to turn any woman on. ;) But I found it works when you have your shirt off and have them stare at your 6-pac. ;) Then they'll flirt back for sure. :D
You see, any women that makes a sexual statement, no MAN is going to turn away. :p HAHA
NightFall 08-21-02, 11:19 PM Maybe need the mind of a Don Juanita to get aphrodite, because I got Zeus.
nah. i dont want aphrodite.. she's overdone. haha. im happy being Persephone, goddess of the night. :)
Fukushi 12-13-02, 09:35 PM Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Eros, the God of Love. Master of romance, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.
but no way I'm signing up, thank you!
XXX's
fukushi
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