Which Dictator are you?

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  1.          Reign Mack Registered Senior Member

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    Which Dictator are you?

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    Once Taken tell us who you came out as and what it said.

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    As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
    <P><FONT SIZE=1>What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the <A HREF="http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/">"What Dictator am I?"</A> test at <A HREF="http://www.poisonedminds.com">PoisonedMinds.com</A></FONT>
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  3. NenarTronian Teenaged Transhumanist Registered Senior Member

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    Goddamnit, i'm Tony Blaire.

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    As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
    <P><FONT SIZE=1>What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the <A HREF="http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/">"What Dictator am I?"</A> test at <A HREF="http://www.poisonedminds.com">PoisonedMinds.com</A></FONT>
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  5. Joeman Eviiiiiiiil Clown Registered Senior Member

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    George Bush
     
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  7. lotuseatsvipers CloseMindedBob Registered Senior Member

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    hahhaha, joe is george bush! That has me laughing out loud!
     
  8. m0rl0ck Consume! Conform! Obey! Registered Senior Member

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    Yeeeee Hawww!

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    "Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
    <P><FONT SIZE=1>What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the <A HREF="http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/">"What Dictator am I?"</a> test at <A HREF="http://www.poisonedminds.com">PoisonedMinds.com</a></font>
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    Looks like joeman and I have something in common

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  9. Northwind Master of Anvils Registered Senior Member

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    Well, he's stupid enough.
     
  10. dickbaby Banned Banned

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    Oh, nooooooooo, I am Joem....I mean GWB

    Are there only 2 to choose from? Knew I shoulda clicked on 'beard'...
     
  11. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    i got hitler

    not fair i wanted to be the 70's porn star

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  12. dickbaby Banned Banned

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    Hmmmm, used to skip history classes, but don't recall a totalitarian dictator who doubled as a 70s porn star.

    President Dirk Diggler? Could be worse I s'pose

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  13. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    Sudam Hussain looks like a70's porn star

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  14. dickbaby Banned Banned

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    LOL

    Ha, so Dubya could blow him away
     
  15.          Reign Mack Registered Senior Member

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    thank you for your participation but like i said in the first post Once Taken tell us who you came out as and what it said.

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    You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're <I>SO</I> scared!
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  16. MRC_Hans Skeptic Registered Senior Member

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    Mmm, its a bit obvious, this one. I could get whichever I wanted, heheheh, Blair (dictator??), Saddam, Hitler, Fidel, etc. etc..

    Hans
     
  17. Benji Registered Senior Member

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    Stalin, as far as dictators go, makes hitler look like an amature.
     
  18. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

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    I came out as Tony Blair. I don't even like the man.
     
  19. You Killed Jesus 14/88 Registered Senior Member

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    You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
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  20. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    no matter as much as I try, I get this guy

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    As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
    <P><FONT SIZE=1>What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the <A HREF="http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/">"What Dictator am I?"</A> test at <A HREF="http://www.poisonedminds.com">PoisonedMinds.com</A></FONT>
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  21. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    At least, that's what the author wrote about me, just before he kissed the tree-shredder.

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  22. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    "Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
    <P><FONT SIZE=1>What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the <A HREF="http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/">"What Dictator am I?"</A> test at <A HREF="http://www.poisonedminds.com">PoisonedMinds.com</A></FONT>
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    COOOL!
     
  23. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    Xev is just passive-aggressive.

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