Herd any good ones?

Why do young Buffalo need to excercise caution on the prairie?
For fear of a pat on the head.

How do Buffalo greet each other?
"Buff, 'allo",.."Buff, 'allo",.."'Allo Buff, 'allo"

How does a Buffalo get by in the modern world?
By the power of prayer 'e does.

What does daddy Buffalo say when his son goes off to another herd?
"Bye son"

What is rhyming slang for a bison's bi-son?
Buffaloes hoof.

Herd any good ones?

Why do young Buffalo need to excercise caution on the prairie?
For fear of a pat on the head.

How do Buffalo greet each other?
"Buff, 'allo",.."Buff, 'allo",.."'Allo Buff, 'allo"

How does a Buffalo get by in the modern world?
By the power of prayer 'e does.

What does daddy Buffalo say when his son goes off to another herd?
"Bye son"

What is rhyming slang for a bison's bi-son?
Buffaloes hoof.

(Use your best British accent):

What's the difference in a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your hands in a buffalo. :D

Thanks Read-Only.
Works even better with Aussie accent.
BTW, I was just brushing my teeth.
/bad mental image

Thanks Read-Only.
Works even better with Aussie accent.
BTW, I was just brushing my teeth.
/bad mental image

I almost suggested that, too, but wasn't sure how well it would work unless the accent was really heavy.

There'a story about an Aussie nurse who tells an elderly foreign patient "You're going home today"
The poor patient was sure she was going home to die.

Why did Buffalo roam become a gay rights activist?

On account of his Bison.

Old Jasper Carrott song -
Oh give me a home, where the Buffalo roam, and I'll show you a house full of cowshit.

What do you call a confused Gnu?

A bewildered beast.