When was the Last Time You Saw a Prositute?

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  1. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

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    For me, yesterday. 11pm

    A couple of guys and I stopped off at McDonalds after hockey, and saw this prostitute whacked the hell out on crack. (you could tell) Yelling at the cooks.

    First she ordered a double something or other.

    Then she wanted a Big Mac.

    Then she wanted salt sprinkled in exactly the right places.

    Then she wanted it grilled on only one side. etc.

    It was actually very funny until they told her to get the hell out. Saddening, but funny. They should've called the police to get her into rehab. And you could tell from her shaking that she was *really* hooked and needed the help.

    After we ordered, her pimp came up to us for no apparent reason - this is after she left (we were sitting at one of those car-themed tables) -- and told us that he was worried about her...ya.. right..

    Anyways, describe the last time you saw a prositute in public.
     
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  3. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    Oh "see" as in literally see, I thought you meant "see" as in "visit", in which case it would be about july 2002.

    In terms of "eyeballing", don't know. Here the prossies have a bit more class, not the stereo typical yankee white trailer trash junkies you're used to seeing.
     
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  5. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

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    This is in canada, in a calgary where we don't really have trailer parks, but instead, shitty appartment buildings from the 70's

    edit:: My point being that our prostitutes are normally very classy.
     
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  7. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    even worse.
     
  8. fireguy_31 mors ante servitium Registered Senior Member

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    This makes me chuckle. I travel quite a bit for work so, needless to say, I spend a lot of time in hotels. The prostitutes I'm familiar with - no, not that familiar - look like everyday women you would see grocery shopping or just hanging out. But you can always tell if that woman who just passed you in the hotel lobby or in the hall-way is in fact a prostitute.. They walk with purpose, dress very casually, never make eye contact or engage in small talk. Some business guy calls up the local whore house, orders a cum dump and when he's done, that woman wants nothing more than to get the hell out of that hotel. Next time you're in a hotel during the week keep your eyes peeled for the mannerisms I just spoke of, you'd be surprised how many of them are around...

    As far as seeing the stereotypical "Cum gargelling Crack Whore", I have never seen one of those...
     
  9. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

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    I've never bothered looking in the hotels, but you're right. The signs are there.

    You wouldn't have needed any subtleties if you saw the one I did. She was wearing a mesh shirt with nothing underneath, and had her ass handing out of her pants. Very unnatractive. You're stereotypical, crack addicted, miserable prostitue. Worst I've ever seen. Calgary -the cleanest city in the world- is the Canadian capital for this sort of thing.
     
  10. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    .....come on admit it, you thought about it didn't you?? What happened, short on change??

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  11. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

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    heh...funny thing...but

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    she really was very unnatractive. Okay body figurewise..but all the shaking, slurred speech and saggy ass was disgusting. I tried avoiding looking at her because I didn't want see her womanly goods.. As one of the guys said, she was ugly, but fuckable, and being from Newfoundland...well...for him, that philosophy goes for just about every woman. He was even fantasizing over a picture of Queen Elizabeth the second a few hours earlier...

    But honestly, I would rather bang Elizabeth

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  12. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    you want to save up some cash and go see a real bit of class, one who's got her own appartment, every young man should at least a couple of times in his life.

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  13. fireguy_31 mors ante servitium Registered Senior Member

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    Hahaha, Wraith... The real question might be "short on communicable diseases" not change.. Just imagine how much of a cess-pool that twat would be?? Mmmm, gonorrhea anyone?? Or how bout' a life-long gift of Herpes? Nahhh, rather stick my dick in a crusty colostomy bag, thank-you very much...

    Calgary huh? Hmmm, is this an example of the prosperity good ole drunkard Klein speaks of so admirably? I suppose that sort of thing is a bi-product of "anywhere" really. It takes all kinds to make up our wonderful society, from the priest to the pimp to the prostitute - in my opinion, all vial elements of society.
     
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  14. fireguy_31 mors ante servitium Registered Senior Member

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    The Queen Mother??? Hell ya! Just for the bragging rights alone.. The only thing left to concquer would be Antarctica..(to paraphrase a popular Hip song)
     
  15. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    I had one over last night, she was a cheerleader somewhere....Ra RA RA !!

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  16. SoLiDUS OMGWTFBBQ Registered Senior Member

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    I told my mom good night just ten minutes ago...

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  17. testify Look, a puppy! Registered Senior Member

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    So Xerxes...Where abouts was this McDonalds? I have some suspision that it's one downtown, but I could be wrong. I hit the C-Train a lot and I always go by one McDonalds that constantly has drug dealers hanging around it. I wouldn't be surprised if hookers started hanging out there too.
     
  18. molotov5 Registered Member

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    last night

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    j/k
     
  19. MISSunderstanding@ Registered Senior Member

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    HI:
    THE LAST TIME I SAW him WAS ON TV. he WAS GIVING ORDERS.
    THE FUHRER, I MEAN.
     
  20. DarkEyedBeauty Pirate. Registered Senior Member

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    That's funny, I just woke up and said 'Hello' to my roommate.

    Go figure.
     
  21. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    meeeeee-oooooowwww!

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  22. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

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    I have nothing against prostitution, just the idea of those diseases...

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    like fireguy said.

    ha

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    Unfortunately, its difficult to prevent. Like you said, prostitution and drugs go hand in hand with a fast growing city. We have one or two high school programs trying to prevent kids from joining in, but I think it only encourages them(not me of course) or doesn't leave a mark. No matter how much money they direct to policing, there will always be many drug operations since the demand is there. Prostitution funds drugs, and stupid businesspeople fund prostitution. Guess its just a symptom of our wealth.

    If klein wanted to stop it, he'd boost funding of education of health and wait for our newer residents to smarten up.

    I'm sure its not the only one, but the 50's themed McDonalds on 17th. Surrounded by those ugly/old apartment buildings. In the SE I think. Its funny, cause driving into that area (and not having seen anything illegal,) I could tell it was full of that sort of thing.
     
  23. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    I see prositutes every day. They're everywhere. If you need any, let me know. I know all kinds. White, Black, Japaneze etc.
     
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