For those who don't know... The English simply can't play cricket. They can't do it. They don't know how. It's like the French and decent food. It just doesn't happen. Yet somehow, after being whipped and beaten all over every cricket pitch in the Commonwealth for ages, they've somehow managed to produce some miraculous play in this one test match. Congratulations England. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crunch i'll munch you with a bunch of peanuts... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! cricket is a gentleman's game... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
so is me jumpin on your head with spiked shoes......eheheh.. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
why would one name such a challenging game after an insect?Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! :bugeye:
i bet u suck at cricket... now ur just mad at the 'game'.... its okk... u'll always be the best 12th man... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
u got it the other way round dawg... the insect was named after the game.. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! now dont ask me why.... it just happened Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
The last time I played cricket, every ball I hit for about half an hour was a 4 or a 6. This was in a practice game. Then the bowlers were simply sick of chasing their balls everywhere and asked me to block instead. Then I was out straight away. :/
what? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I just hate the game of cricket just like you probally hate >insert game you hate here<
i thought u knew a bit about the game to hate it.. c'mon.. how can you hate it if you donno all about it... give it a shot.. and then u'll understand what i meant by the 12th man comment..eheh.. and adam... was the boundary line ten feet away from you? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
aw, why don't you guys be real men and play football??!Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! :bugeye: Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
"It's like the French and decent food." Have you been to France??? That was probably one of the best places I've ever been foodwise. Especially the small towns.
French is second after italian cooking, so that means its good. i thought u knew a bit about French cooking to hate it.. c'mon.. how can you hate it if you donno all about it... give it a shot.. and then u'll understand what i meant by the cooking comment.
See... conditions like this show the clear difference between sports and games. Cricket is a really complicated game, not sport, but a game. Football is a sport, American Rules football is sport, Australian Rules football and Rugby is a sport.
wrong, italian food is first. I come from an italian family and my dads home italian cooking, mmmm..nothing like it. Isn't Cricket kind of like Bocce Ball?
NightFall Cricket Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! OR Cricket Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Glorified jai alai/lawn bowling Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
*Pulls his nose out of a Douglas Adams Hitchhiker book...* Why would anybody want to play such a vulgar, offensive game? :bugeye:
