Some of you seem like real jokers. Do you have any good pranks you have pulled on someone ?

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Have you been on the other end of a good prank?:mad:

You do start good threads...

I didn't do it but a guy at my job when I was 20, attached a dildo underneath the women's washroom toilet seat. Imagine looking down while doing your business and seeing THAT there LMAO.

Oh the days before I had to work with a "human resources" department....

You do start good threads...

I didn't do it but a guy at my job when I was 20, attached a dildo underneath the women's washroom toilet seat. Imagine looking down while doing your business and seeing THAT there LMAO.

Oh the days before I had to work with a "human resources" department....

lolol I bet some men enjoyed it:eek:

I thought you said the other night I posted stupid threads? you trying to get brownie points now? i am hoping for some good pranks that I can maybe use!!!

well lets see during my childhood...I have been pulled on pranks. Once I was given a soda bottle with yellow liquid and told to drink it, the first sip I took I realized it was pee. Lets see, second time a guy in my middle school told me to come along with him so that we can become friends, than his other friend comes along they join up and start throwing rocks at me. Than basically there were many times were people asked me for something and than started throwing rocks at me and kicking me, of course I am very fast guy and run very long time, so the amount of beatings I received was practically nothing. So yes society treated me like shit, with these so called pranks.

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well lets see during my childhood...I have been pulled on pranks. Once I was given a soda bottle with yellow liquid and told to drink it, the first sip I took I realized it was pee. Lets see, second time a guy in my middle school told me to come along with him so that we can become friends, than his other friend comes along they join up and start throwing rocks at me. Than basically there were many times were people asked me for something and than started throwing rocks at me and kicking me, of course I am very fast guy and run very long time, so the amount of beatings I received was practically nothing. So yes society treated me like shit, with these so called pranks.

That's abuse, not pranks.

That's abuse, not pranks.

well oops...I guess they didn't understand it.

well lets see during my childhood...I have been pulled on pranks. Once I was given a soda bottle with yellow liquid and told to drink it, the first sip I took I realized it was pee. Lets see, second time a guy in my middle school told me to come along with him so that we can become friends, than his other friend comes along they join up and start throwing rocks at me. Than basically there were many times were people asked me for something and than started throwing rocks at me and kicking me, of course I am very fast guy and run very long time, so the amount of beatings I received was practically nothing. So yes society treated me like shit, with these so called pranks.

awwwwwwww thats not funny! :(

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and what..............you are going to tell us something one day........and go haha you stupid ppl?

and what..............you are going to tell us something one day........and go haha you stupid ppl?

Only when I finally work out whether it's a prank I've played on you or one that's been played on me... :D
Although I did hack someone's brain once... that was fun.

omg that james is a wanker loking all these threads !!! oh and probably when i pretended i had down sydrome to a teacher and he was all sympathetic tto me and when another teacher came in i said hi in a a normal voice

omg that james is a wanker loking all these threads !!! oh and probably when i pretended i had down sydrome to a teacher and he was all sympathetic tto me and when another teacher came in i said hi in a a normal voice

lol

one time my ex (prick) filled a glass with something that looked like gingerale.
I took a big swig and gagged!!!! it was cooking oil.....OMg i was gagging for a long time after that.....:puke: He said he was getting me back for always drinking all the pop!!

that just mean well my dad fell asleep so my mom thought she would put some sunscrean on him it only turned out to be cooking oil he was bright red after lol

There is a cool show over here for kids (teens) called Prank Patrol. I have watched it a few times its actually pretty funny.

My 6 yr old keeps getting ideas he takes some thing from the show and adds his own twist (he's pretty creative) He wants to pull on his older brother.

lol litle brothers are crafty mine userd to tie a dore to another dore so people were stuck in the room cuase when u opend one the other one would pull shut and jam the other one righ there

lol litle brothers are crafty mine userd to tie a dore to another dore so people were stuck in the room cuase when u opend one the other one would pull shut and jam the other one righ there

I did that one myself to my brother when i was a little kid. lol

lol but cuase i have 2 brothers middle child"sigh" he loked both of us in there at the same time and my sister who happend to be in the oter room lol

its not really a nce prank to pull, but i was having some real hassle from a neighbour, where i used to live, and i knew she liked the men (if you get my meaning) so i went onto a chat site and signed up and said i was looking for a dirty unwashed guy, who didnt care about his appearance, after about 2 hours of looking at photos of guys, (some real bad pictures may i add) i chose the dirtiest, and said i would meat him at my address, so the next night me and my mate watched this guy go to this girls house, she was screaming and shouting and we were laughing behind my curtains, after that day she kept herself to herself, and didnt bother anyone else again.
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not nice but funny!!

and then one day after a particualr big fight with my mum, i put her name and phone number in a contacts magazine!! she had all sorts of men calling her on her house and mobile phones!!

its not really a nce prank to pull, but i was having some real hassle from a neighbour, where i used to live, and i knew she liked the men (if you get my meaning) so i went onto a chat site and signed up and said i was looking for a dirty unwashed guy, who didnt care about his appearance, after about 2 hours of looking at photos of guys, (some real bad pictures may i add) i chose the dirtiest, and said i would meat him at my address, so the next night me and my mate watched this guy go to this girls house, she was screaming and shouting and we were laughing behind my curtains, after that day she kept herself to herself, and didnt bother anyone else again.
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not nice but funny!!

hahhaha I need a good prank to pull on my neighbour i hate!

yea i remember you telling me big fat guy eho thinks his hot shit and big fat lady who bosses her husband and does no work

yea i remember you telling me big fat guy eho thinks his hot shit and big fat lady who bosses her husband and does no work

lmao good memory.......Yeah thats who i need to prank one of these days~

My college telephones had a conference feature. I would call a local foreign owned sandwich shop (that made it even more confusing) and then call another student and connect them. Hilarous!
Sometimes just connecting two students was funnier, if they didn't hang up right away, they would try to find out what classes they shared and have a long conversation!

lol i called a a man demading to stop calling me and when he hun gup i just kept callling back

I have thought about this one.........calling some health line for sexually transmitted diseases......and then getting them to mail me the information I requested......but instead giving them the address and name of my neighbour.....So when the wife opens it she is like what the fuk did he request this for.....

or you could just withold your number and send him dirty text messages and make his wife think his had an afair ...well if you realy wana go that far and destroy a home go for it

oh please I told you that one a long time ago when I worked for that printing company and actually made the envelopes for the STD clinic in Edmonton and dropped them in people's mailboxes.

oh please I told you that one a long time ago when I worked for that printing company and actually made the envelopes for the STD clinic in Edmonton and dropped them in people's mailboxes.

I didnt say i had the idea i said i was thinking of actually doing it!!!

I need to go workout now and clear my brain.....i will be back with more exciting posts........stay tuned lmao

I have thought about this one.........calling some health line for sexually transmitted diseases......and then getting them to mail me the information I requested......but instead giving them the address and name of my neighbour.....So when the wife opens it she is like what the fuk did he request this for.....

good one, i am definalty going to try that, next time my neighbour pisses me of.

well if anyone has heard of 'lemonparty'(its too vile to post a link to, but you can google it if you dare) i made a program and put it on a cd, so that when it gets put into a computer, it autoruns my little tool, send copies all over the computer(as the login icon, the folder icons, the main screen, etc..) then pops up an image on the main screen, which should it be closed, initiates 'shutdown -s'

dude give me a hint what it is i'm 14 so please don't damege my fragile litle mind!

me and my friends kidnapped one of our other friends ages ago all wearing ski masks, we tied him up blind-folded him and took him back to one of our houses in the boot of the car.


we took him to one that he has never been to before so he wouldent realise. we told him if he didnt tell us where all the drug were, we was going to kill him, he was getting scared and i was acting like the crazy guy and i held my gun to his head and told him i would shoot him in the face if he didnt tell us everything, (he didnt have any drugs left) and he kept saying "i dont have any man i swear i swear,


so i took a few steps back pointed the gun at his face and pulled the trigger the gun was loaded with blanks, and he was shitting bricks, then we all pulled off our masks and couldent stop laughing.


boy was he pissed but also so very happy it was not for real,


peace.

hahah lmao rofl i can't stop luaghing at that

so i took a few steps back pointed the gun at his face and pulled the trigger the gun was loaded with blanks, and he was shitting bricks, then we all pulled off our masks and couldent stop laughing.

Umm...wow. You do know blanks can be dangerous too right? Esp pointed at someone's head...

Umm...wow. You do know blanks can be dangerous too right? Esp pointed at someone's head...

yeah man thats why i took a few steps back. i wanted to go for some pistol whips aswell to make it more realistic but i decided not to,


peace.

hahah lmao rofl i can't stop luaghing at that

yeah seriously you should have seen him, it was so funny it was pulled off so well, if i was him i would never realise it was a joke, it was so realistic, everybody played there part like experts, nobody laughed or gave it away.




peace.

me and my friends kidnapped one of our other friends ages ago all wearing ski masks, we tied him up blind-folded him and took him back to one of our houses in the boot of the car.


we took him to one that he has never been to before so he wouldent realise. we told him if he didnt tell us where all the drug were, we was going to kill him, he was getting scared and i was acting like the crazy guy and i held my gun to his head and told him i would shoot him in the face if he didnt tell us everything, (he didnt have any drugs left) and he kept saying "i dont have any man i swear i swear,


so i took a few steps back pointed the gun at his face and pulled the trigger the gun was loaded with blanks, and he was shitting bricks, then we all pulled off our masks and couldent stop laughing.


boy was he pissed but also so very happy it was not for real,


peace.

OMG thats nuts.........its like that prank in jackass 2 when they kidnapped him in the trunk with the pubic hair glued on his face lolol

OMG thats nuts.........its like that prank in jackass 2 when they kidnapped him in the trunk with the pubic hair glued on his face lolol

lol i havent seen it, explain more about the pubic hair on his face what happens?

peace,

lol i havent seen it, explain more about the pubic hair on his face what happens?

peace,

you should see it, you would laugh esp after pulling a stunt like that.

Well they pick this guy to dress up like a terrorist and the plan is to take a cab to the airport, and him and his friend also dressed up are talking in the back of the cab like they are going to blow up a plane.


What they dont know is the Cab driver is a set up......and he turns it all around and takes them to a parking lot and gets them out with a gun yelling and swearing that them.........these 2 are terrified trying to explain its a joke but the jokes on them.......the cabbie puts them in the trunk at gunpoint.........then knoxville and his buddies are killing themselves laughing in the parkinglot as the cabbie is speeding around.......the guys in the trunk are screaming they have mics on and you hear everything. Then they shoot off guns and stuff and the guy in the trunk is freaking dont kill me dont kill me cause he thinks the cabbie is driving him somewhere to kill him, all the while he is doing donuts in the parking lot.

Knoxville is on the ground killing himself.......they finally stop and let him out and he sees he is in a parking lot and the joke got turned on him......He looks hillarious dressed like a terrorist and this hair is falling off his chin and in his mouth and stuff............... they finally tell him too that the fake beard he has on is all their shaved pubic hair and one guy has crabs............

LMFAo I was killing myself laughing it was the funniest prank in the movie the rest were kinda stupid

But you gotta see it for yourself!

you should see it, you would laugh esp after pulling a stunt like that.

Well they pick this guy to dress up like a terrorist and the plan is to take a cab to the airport, and him and his friend also dressed up are talking in the back of the cab like they are going to blow up a plane.


What they dont know is the Cab driver is a set up......and he turns it all around and takes them to a parking lot and gets them out with a gun yelling and swearing that them.........these 2 are terrified trying to explain its a joke but the jokes on them.......the cabbie puts them in the trunk at gunpoint.........then knoxville and his buddies are killing themselves laughing in the parkinglot as the cabbie is speeding around.......the guys in the trunk are screaming they have mics on and you hear everything. Then they shoot off guns and stuff and the guy in the trunk is freaking dont kill me dont kill me cause he thinks the cabbie is driving him somewhere to kill him, all the while he is doing donuts in the parking lot.

Knoxville is on the ground killing himself.......they finally stop and let him out and he sees he is in a parking lot and the joke got turned on him......He looks hillarious dressed like a terrorist and this hair is falling off his chin and in his mouth and stuff............... they finally tell him too that the fake beard he has on is all their shaved pubic hair and one guy has crabs............

LMFAo I was killing myself laughing it was the funniest prank in the movie the rest were kinda stupid

But you gotta see it for yourself!


LOL thats funny, i have to see that i love jokes like that, i always think if your going to pull a prank, make it a good one.

i once convinced my wife that an asteroid was going to collide with the earth in 24 hours, i told her the government were keeping it covered up as to not panic the general public, and i said i got tipped off by my uncles friends who are ex kgb members,

i said there is a secret bunker that we can hide in and be saved, but there is only room and invitation for the 2 of us, so we have to leave our families to die, i was so convincing it was unreal, she never falls for anything i do now after that though,


peace.

I wonder why.....:bugeye:

yeah even when i am telling the truth people think i am lying, damn my well rounded sense of humour.

peace.