Next week, I'll be sitting down with Mr. Hitchens for a one-on-one interview. He's in town speaking on international law and the conduct of war and his new book which accuses Henry Kissinger of war crimes.

Of course I have plenty of questions I'm already planning to ask (mostly on Iraq and the UN), but I'm curious. Any of you have any cleverly worded questions I might toss his way?

"Mr. Hitchens. What question should I ask you?"

Thanks, smartass.

"After 9/11 is it true that you have switch sides politically?”

"You have criticized a broad range of people from Ronald Reagan, Michael Moore, even Mother Teresa, what are your objectives in such criticism?”