If you had one day to live what would you do , besides being with family and all, what things would you do, or not do (since you'll die tommorrow any way you would be a fearless freak lose on humanity)?. Best post gets a imaginery cookie prize and my respect for creativity in the field of In Case Of World Ending Thinking.

Say as many different prayers as I can... on the off chance that some religion has it right

hahahahaha quite imaginative answer...i don't know if i would do that though

I would end it today.

But first, I'd eat eat eat and have sex sex sex and steal and cause hell on earth. Then we wouldn't feel so bad it was ending.

Does the term "Wax the Carrot" have a meaning to you folks?

heroin
coccaine
marijuana
a beer
lsd
marijuana
girl
marijuana
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girl
marijuana
MUNCHIES! :D

How long is this day, because I'd like to add some things. :eek:

Trip Involving Concorde
... which somehow transfers me mid-flight to a...
Hot Air Balloon Ride
... at sunset, and I ....
SkyDive Off Hot Air Balloon
... landing mid-wave in a raft for...
White Water Rafting
... which ...
Plunges Off a Cliff Waterfall

TO OUR DEATH!

id stop caring who's looking, get really drunk, and take lots of girls home with me. hehehehe.... umm.. oh yeah.. and tell my b/f i love him... lol

Note to self: Need video team on call for end of the world lesbian orgy at nightfall's place.

PS to self: Try to come up with plausible explanations as to how the world can end, but not really... multiple times next week.

:D

Steal a Nasa Space Shuttle and escape to the moon for a few days.


After kidnapping a penthouse pet ofcourse.
:D

i would go to sleep.

try magic mushrooms
LSD
then get SOOO drunk and go threw the 101 positions book

I think your signature needs updating Asguard.

If the World really was coming to an end then cash would become worthless, except as something to start fires with. I'm assuming the personelle manning power stations won't be spending their last few hours on Earth keeping the machinery oiled so our electric heaters can operate. The last currency on Earth therefore will likely be drugs. I forecast a robust trade market. Especially strong will be the value of sex enhancement drugs.

Imagine the last honda versus ford competition car races. Those guys regularly dance with death anywho. They would have nothing to lose during Armageddon. What does it matter if they wipe out a million dollar car or themselves? There would be cars taking tight bends at 200kph before taking out half the crowd. Who would be so pissed they wouldn't notice.

Originally posted by SciAuthor
I think your signature needs updating Asguard.
yeah no kidding, considering the war has started and we now know its got nothing to do with oil.

I dont know what its about but its certainly started. In fact, don't be too surprised if its over before you can revise that siggy Asguard. I feel sorry for Saddam. I know hes evil and has to go but the Australian in me has to grudgingly respect the underdog in any fight for trying. He might be a mercilless psychopathic dictator with no regard for his own people but he's certainly not a coward. He's dragging the rest of his nation into hell with him but hes standing his ground.

Unless he actually runs ofcourse. Perhaps down some secret palace underground passageway. Then I take it back.

I wonder if Saddam is taking any prescription meds right now. This being his last few days of freedom.

Finish the game! ;) :D (Young Guns II)

I would head back to the little hellhole I hated, break into the school, steal a flute and the sheet music for Capriol Suite, and then head to my property and spend the last day out there.
Y'know after all the sex and family time and whatnot :D

I'd go outside and try to get front row seats... and of course have lots of sex with as many women as possible, preferably all at the same time.

I'd go outside and try to get front row seats... and of course have lots of sex with as many women as possible, preferably all at the same time.
Yeah that would have to be up there too.

I'd kill off all my enemies, do it with the guy I currently liked but hadn't told and done just about everything under the sun, stealing, eating, poisoning. I'd do it all, just to have those experiences. heck, I'd bash windows and wreak havoch.

Originally posted by NightFall
id stop caring who's looking, get really drunk, and take lots of girls home with me. hehehehe.... umm.. oh yeah.. and tell my b/f i love him... lol


Please nightfall, don't turn me on like that...i might actually look forward to the world ending so your response can come true (assuming you are speaking the truth:bugeye: )

Things not to do on your last day.

Start a collection.
Turn celibate.
Get arrested and sent to jail.
Go to sleep.
Give up alcohol.
Start writing an epic novel.
Apply to a university.
Go to work.
Start reading 'War and Peace.'


:bugeye:

I would start hitting on all the chics that I have had crushes on forever.

Hitting them with what? Fence palings, fish? Violence is overrated. Oh sure. You get that immediate sense of satisfaction from seeing some dickhead fold up in front of you. But then there is dragging the comatose form down a nearby alleyway so they don't scare away the legitimate patrons. Getting blood on your clothes. Having to call the police so nobody steals the mugs wallet. It livens up an otherwise dull job when you are working the door at a nightclub but on balance is best avoided.

Oh right. You meant the other kind of hitting. Sorry.

Originally posted by SciAuthor
Things not to do on your last day.

Start a collection.
Turn celibate.
Get arrested and sent to jail.
Go to sleep.
Give up alcohol.
Start writing an epic novel.
Apply to a university.
Go to work.
Start reading 'War and Peace.'


:bugeye:

bitch! why not? :( sleeping would be painless, and you wouldnt have to worry about shit, you wouldnt worry weather or not you get to do stuff youv always wanted to do!....you just die.....asleep......happy and content in the land of nodd.

miss the fire works though.

Originally posted by shadows
I would start hitting on all the chics that I have had crushes on forever.

fairly unimaginative, but i guess it was better than my shot at the prize.

what you really wanted to say was
'I would start rapeing all the chics that I have had crushes on forever.'

i would invent the 'time machine' and travel back in time...

if fact I would have invented it a few minutes before the end of the world and send it back in time a for a few hours complete with a understandable instruction manual to pick me up. In that way I wouldn't have to tire myself by building one.

this is the sort of thing i fear...all you crazy scientists, with brains capable of building stuff like this would all find ways of surviving, then leaving all us slightly more 'unintelegent' kind to die.

the world wouldnt be the same without some spaks on it would it? youd have no one to look inteligent against, and youd start fighting and arguing between each other, and then another world war would start, and then bang.....the world blows up anyway!

.....hang on this s a little far fetched any way isnt it!?:bugeye:

Originally posted by Maveric
.....hang on this s a little far fetched any way isnt it!?:bugeye:

i would say so...who in their right mind would think that I have the brain to invent a time machine...

I don't know, I made one, its in my bedroom ...
Who wants to come back in time? We can shove jesus christ.... just come into my room.....oh here, first you'll need to put on this continuum regulation gimp mask and studded leather time collar...

we could go back in time and kill jesus his father...and create a paradox

yes, or we could impersonate jesus and using modern technology we could perform "miracles" that make jesus' seem lame in comparison, people would start following us and we could live our lives to strategically alter the bible in such a way that will benefit the future of humanity rather than impair it.

I'd smoke a lot of dope. I'd laugh and sing with my friends and family. No real ambition to go and freak out at the last minute. I'd leave the kitchen faucet running.

:m:,
Tiassa :cool:

i would create fake fossils for the next intelligent species to discover...haha...i fooled them...there was never a humanoid with a 1 meter long penis.

i havent been on here since then

then get SOOO drunk and go threw the 101 positions book ooohhh.. mind if i add that to my list too? hahha

Originally posted by NightFall
ooohhh.. mind if i add that to my list too? hahha


wow we should meet up if the world ends.....:D

I don't know. The same as everyone else probably: everything I've always wanted to do. Get really drunk, inject myself with heroin and shag numerous women. I don't think I'd be too fussy about what i did, which I'm generally not anyway ( :D ), but I'd want to do it all.

Either that or I'd do nothing. I'm not sure that there are that many things that I haven't already done, that I'd want to do. :D

Spend quality time with friends.

If your friends aren't too busy shooting heroine and shagging.

:D

I would declare my weapons of mass destruction.

I would shoot heroine and shag my friends.

And my friend's friends, and their parent's friends... hell... i'd have one big nudearoma orgie.... without protection. :D

I started this thread and i never posted what i would do if the world ended: I would go to the girl i always loved ( hopefully i would love one by the time the end of the world comes around) i would ask her to come with me. I would take her to the beach with me and i would lay with her on the sand and look at the starry night while her arms are around me. Then i would propose to marry her and if she says yes i would kiss her for a long time. Then we would make out in the water under the moonlight.




oh..yeah then we would make love like rabits...get high ...and do it some more...get high...she would invite her really hot friends to join...and then some more hot raveneous sex...all the friends get high.....even more rabit like threesomes....and then we share a personal moment by just having the two of us going at it....ah...yesss....the world ending should be a good time.

What's wrong with shagging like rabbits and getting high? :D What do you suggest we do? :D

I never said it was wrong (NOTE: i higly recommend it if the world ever ends soon)..unless you were asking it as a reciropical question then there is nothing with it...NOTHING (NOTE: THE CAPS LOCK ON nothing *WINK WINK*)

Originally posted by sargentlard
If you had one day to live what would you do , besides being with family and all, what things would you do, or not do (since you'll die tommorrow any way you would be a fearless freak lose on humanity)?. Best post gets a imaginery cookie prize and my respect for creativity in the field of In Case Of World Ending Thinking.

paaaaaaaaartyyyyy
sex, drugs and gals :m:

Tomorrow is like yesterday, it does not exist. The problem is continuing to live only in the today.

Sell it all.
Use the money I make to buy a Vibrating Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broom.

EDIT:
(updated site)
http://www.soapboxgirls.com/random/nimbus2000.html

Be nice if I could choose to LEAVE EARTH. Other than spiritually that aint an option unfortunately. Damn penny pinching politicians killed off that escape route. An Orgy in the swimming pool with plenty of drugs. Too much sand at the beach. It gets everywhere. The girl starts to feel like you are wearing a condom made of sandpaper. A swimming pool overlooking a beach maybe. Did I mention lots of drugs?

man so many people are dying to do drugs when the world ends...i would think you would wanna make peace with god and get stoned but nope....skip to the stoned part...aw hell who am i kidding i would do the same too.

Exactly.



Why be different to every other day.

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif

i would dance

http://members.truepath.com/sapphoo/dancemonkey.gif

awwww cute...that's actually one of the most ingenious answers i have seen yet.

I would cry because I'd know that my girls would never get to grow up. :(

I would begin preaching, espousing my own doctrine of benevolence, charity, geniality, and rapport. Then I would prognosticate that the culmination of man's existence as unavoidable and imminent. My religion would . . .

. . . who am I kidding? I would cry . . . then I would go to the girl with whom I am both amazed and infatuated and make love to her until it all came down around us.

I might also dance with SpuriousMonkey.

Originally posted by wesmorris
I would cry because I'd know that my girls would never get to grow up. :(



Congratulations Wesmorris you have won the award for the most unique answer in the field of world ending question. For your heart felt and beautiful answer that shows your love for your little girl you win a um..a..Oreo cookie.....it will be delievered to you in a 6-8 weeks. Again Congratulations for your amazing answer and lets hope the world doesn't end anytime soon.

I would do absolutely nothing... except for two chicks at the same
time.

:p

...anything I am doing today, no wait, maybe I will have a day of introspection and meditation for a change.

December 31, 12:00 am, 2012: presumed end of the world acording to the Mayans. There calender ends at this time and date and so does their last prophecy focus on the world ending after this time.

^ i thought it was 12-12-12 ?

i need to learn to pay attention better.... i would've looked pretty silly on 12-13-12 after i did all my end of the world stuff, and then had to go to work. lol. :D

hahahahaha yea..that would suck..you do the stuff you proposed earlier and then have to face people the next day...but hey you only got a few more days left after doing that so no biggie:D

Why wait till the end of the world to do this stuff? Its obvious everyone here has fairly similar desires so... what are you waiting for? The rest of your life to satisfy all of these inner desires, which shall only lead to old age and death without the satisfaction of fulfilling these particular lusts for life. Sounds like the beggining of middle age/oldage crisis to me.

Rowen

It's not a matter of waiting to do it as much it is a matter of getting arrested after doing the deed...as you can see that many of the things that people suugesting to do here require complete autonomy from the law...therefore getting jacked in the ass by a another mate won't be a too mucha thrilling conclusion to letting your heart out:D

I'd enter the 11:11 gate way



"the secret to life is to die before you die-- and realize there is no death"

Actually, I changed my mind, I would first do it with all the many many many many guys I could, cause there would be no time for any long term deseases, and then I would eat all the food i liked, and I would get really high and really drunk and run all over the streets shouting I love robots and then you know what, then I'd start praying really hard to God and saying that I was sorry and hope to Him that I'd get to got to heaven and see Martin Short. Then if I got up to heaven and Marty was there, I'd (cencored) and probably get kicked out of heaven. Then again, i don't know what the hell heavens like so who knows.

you do realize you can do most of that without the world ending...as for the sake of your sanity..well that's up to you: you consider if you want it or not

Kill myself so I can see what really happens when u die. Since I die tommorow, I will come back to life anyway. If there is life after death, I will of course become virtuous and seek the best religion. If not, ALL THE VICES ON THE EARTH, HERE I COME!

(i was asked to post here) that would be a very sad scenario since i wouldnt get to put my parents into nursing home and enjoy life long enough... eh, id run to my last crush's house, its nice there, a big wolf shrine around his computor.

If eberyone knew the world would end, there would probably be giand orgies breaking out in the streets, I'd probably join them, and eat, drink, and do whatever I please at the moment.

If the world were to end, probably only the American government would know.

i would slowly kill a specific some one(who dosent deserve a fast death)verry slowly and painfully, say farewell to all my friends and family and then spend the remaining hours, with my gf.

id take eveey single hot chick that i know and have ever known and have sex with them, both individualy and simultaneously. and then id just sit back and watch the chaos and see if i can realise why i was put here-just to spite myself

Originally posted by ILikeSalt
If the world were to end, probably only the American government would know.

oh how right you are salt

If I knew the world were going to end, I'd make sure I called all of my family members and told them I loved them.

Then I would take who every I wanted to spend my last minutes with and go to Cape Cod, and sit on the beach and watch the sun go down. Once it was completely dark, I would go skinny-dipping in the ocean, in one of the quiet little bays. In these bays there are tiny little creatures called dynofalagelates (sorry about spelling). When you move in the water it disturbs the little creatures and they light up, like tiny christmas lights in the water. Just the paddling of your feet and arms to stay afloat is enough to keep them lighting up. And I would lie in the water, under the stars, and watch the end of the world. Hopefully, when the end came I would be in the arms of the person I truly loved. And I would be happy with the life I lived, and have no regrets and no shame.

What would u do if you knew the world was to end tommorrow!!

I would hop in my 1976 baby blue Cadillac,crank in some WILD CHERRY in the 'ole 8-track and hit the open road. I would pull into a gas station in the middle of a painted desert and buy myself a warm six-pack of Budweiser and then begin my holy search for a true shotgun highway mama.

listen to every single pink floyd record and go deep under the ocean and live with Pth' thya- l'yi forever. and watch the humans die. :eek:

Try to learn to operate the controls in Freelancer!!!

Naw! Forget it - spend day in bed with wife................

What's this creamsoda? you like GUYS now? I thought it was that pile of scrap metal that you had feelings for

If the world was gonna end tomorrow i would spend all day today w/ my boyfriend because i love him so much, and i'd prolly eat a lot, cuz i <3 food, and i'd prolly swim and run, cuz i like to do those things...and yeah, i'd have fun :D

End of the world. That'd be nice. I'd definatley enjoy dying knowing that every other person in the world will die too. he he heeee...

Pull my girlfriend out of work and have my way with her.

only your girlfriend??

did you read the part where the world was ending tomorrow?

:D

sex, drugs, and more drugs.

Holy Shit! That Harry Potter broom stick is HILARIOUS! Read this Quotation from that site.


Quote: When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children.

LOL;)


End of the World? I think that I would drive out to someplace remote/beautiful and watch it all come down (after the orgy).

^ somewhere here there is a whole thread about that broomstick.

Originally posted by Myq
(the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!

Er.......... yeah ok! :rolleyes:

I'd go and use the broom stick to save the human race!:D

The same thing that I'm doing today. Most people never know when they are going to die so they never do anything very different from day to day most of the time. So it's the same thing if you didn't know the end of the world was going to happen but if you were going to die instead....IMO.

Originally posted by cosmictraveler
The same thing that I'm doing today. Most people never know when they are going to die so they never do anything very different from day to day most of the time. So it's the same thing if you didn't know the end of the world was going to happen but if you were going to die instead....IMO.

oh geez..it was a fucking hypothetical question...."what if you did know of your last day".....what would you do then?

I answered it in my first sentence, I'd do exactly the same thing that I would usually do everyday.

Originally posted by cosmictraveler
I answered it in my first sentence, I'd do exactly the same thing that I would usually do everyday.

Damn you're boring.

Or perhaps he has orgies everyday:)

Originally posted by Persol
Or perhaps he has orgies everyday:)

Is such is the case then i bow to his higher state of existence.

A thought comes to mind...what would Hugh Hefner do at the last do of his life?.......i mean really...

Overdose on viagra probably...
but damn... what a way to go...

Originally posted by Dearprudence
I'd stretch out my arms to Phebus and metamorphose into my higher self and consume all of life on planet Earth and leave the rot to dwell in Hell eternal.

I'm fucking serious.

Yes, it would seem you have already starting hitting the weed.

A new thought emerges

If it is the last day and all know that fact quite well then is it wrong to kill people who have wronged you in the past or just for the experience?

I think it the world was ending everyone should avoid killing because even if the world is supposed to end you can't be sure until it happens and anyways you just shouldn't kill unless it's for self defence or in the defence of others.

Anyways theres better things to do with the time before the world ends like TRYING TO STOP THE WORLD FROM ENDING IN THE FIRST PLACE IF ITS AT ALL POSSIBLE!

FIGHT ON!:cool:

I think it the world was ending everyone should avoid killing because even if the world is supposed to end you can't be sure until it happens that is too true. you can't count on anything. especially if its positive.

Originally posted by dinokg
TRYING TO STOP THE WORLD FROM ENDING IN THE FIRST PLACE IF ITS AT ALL POSSIBLE! Wow, I wish I'd thought of that:)

The world has all ready ended mentally.

Originally posted by MrMynomics
The world has all ready ended mentally.

I doubt it. There are still many good souls on this planet and many bright ones. This place should be a good example....unless ofcourse you are brilliant but a flaming misanthropic.

Originally posted by Dearprudence
If the world were to actually end, I think we would all turn to each other and forget who we were.

Really? i think we would start to remember things and regrets.

I think the theiests and most of the people would unite (not any real belief - just fear that they may not have tooken it serious enough and what if)

Originally posted by 420Joey
I think the theiests and most of the people would unite (not any real belief - just fear that they may not have tooken it serious enough and what if)

Actually i think the morons (majority of population) would start looting and try to escape...but where the hell to? the whole fucking world is going null

^in all three examples you gave, the people did not know what was coming to them. they didn't know WHY the lights had shut off or WHY the alarm was sounding or WHAT exactly was going to happen with the car accident.

but if we all know that the world is going to end and there is nothing to do to stop it, do you think people would still huddle and worry? i dont know..

i would kill my family slowly and painfully. have a huge sex orgy. get realy freakin high. steal a jet. then take a 500 mph joy ride rite into the atlantic ocean.

Originally posted by Dearprudence
Yes because they will feel stunned beyond anything unimaginable.

But that would wear off very quickly and be soon replaced by frenzy and panic.

I would break into area 51,steal one of those UFO spaceships and fly to another planet.:p

Go for a walk.

Originally posted by Tyler
Go for a walk.

to where praytell

Depends where I was when I got the news. If I was sitting at home I'd probably walk around the area west of my house. Just nice, cheap, shity Toronto parks area. But I don't really know, wherever I chose then I suppose. Can't pre-plan a walk like that.

Hey Q25 you said what I was thinking!

I too would go and try to get into area 51 and get a space ship.

But instead of leaving I would try to save the world using alien weapondry!:cool:

But thats assuming there would be an alien space ship. If there was just a advanced space plane I would go get my family and some supplies as well as some plants and go and live on Mars.:D

And if I couldn't get any craft I would just have to do something else. :)

Not much. Get stoned, maybe get smacked up, but I'd sit back and look forward to meeting God. :)

hmmm... what would you do if the world has already ENDED ?

Originally posted by whitewolf
hmmm... what would you do if the world has already ENDED ?

That is utterly stupid.

Is it utterly stupid bc you can not imagine yourself standing in middle of nothingness? Or is it utterly stupid because you can not think of all unliteral ways your world can come to an end?

Wuss. Answer my question.

Originally posted by whitewolf
Is it utterly stupid bc you can not imagine yourself standing in middle of nothingness?

..and praytell how you plan to stand in nothingness when you your self are part of the defunt universe...please don't start with the bullshit that you are a god.

Or is it utterly stupid because you can not think of all unliteral ways your world can come to an end?

oh..yeah..just as bright as standing in nothingness.

Wuss. Answer my question.

I just did.

Originally posted by whitewolf
hmmm... what would you do if the world has already ENDED ?

Go to the nearest convienence store and eat a snickers and wonder how im going to be able to get more snickers if theres nobody around to make them for me...

Originally posted by Fafnir665
Go to the nearest convienence store and eat a snickers and wonder how im going to be able to get more snickers if theres nobody around to make them for me...

Why in my day we made our own chocolate with our own two hands after walking ten miles at 4 in the morning to collect cocoa beans....damn lazy hippies

sarg, dont make me melt you and turn u into fondu with little pieces of grasshopper legs in it for flavor.

Originally posted by sargentlard
Why in my day we made our own chocolate with our own two hands after walking ten miles at 4 in the morning to collect cocoa beans....damn lazy hippies

was it uphill both ways, and you had to carry a hot patato to keep your hands from freezing.. and it was your lunch too? so you had to walk back cold?

your forgot the peanuts, nuggut, and caramel

I would rob the local liqour store...........convince women that they would be saved if they "mated" with me....go to the curch to be forgiven or the sins i have commited.......then go to the beach.....lay on a rock, get shitfaced and meet up with destiny half way............

If nightfall's icon is actually a pic of her, then I'd invite her out to the woods for a 16 hour shagfest until it hurts to walk, and then be at peace when the time comes.

edit: ooo, it is, rrrrowwrr. hey honey. you know there may be a large meteor heading this way right now? we wouldn't know until it's too late.... ;) ;) :D

edit2: make the first sentance a bit less creepy.

Well, if its the end of the world, and the public knoiws it then there would be mass hysteria, if your the only one that knows it then i would probably wouldnt do anything and just finish the day

Originally posted by sargentlard
If you had one day to live what would you do , besides being with family and all, what things would you do, or not do (since you'll die tommorrow any way you would be a fearless freak lose on humanity)?. Best post gets a imaginery cookie prize and my respect for creativity in the field of In Case Of World Ending Thinking.


Iwould just spend the day jerking off

Lots of sex.

My idea about the world ending: Get a militia together, get abunch of girls (willfully or by force), and find the crazy space shuttle that all the 'genuises' here are escaping on. I'd hijack the thing and make a new civilization on the moon.

From the majority of the answers it's safe to state that no matter how intelligent, moral or philosophical mankind is, it all collapses down to the base level of primitivism: sex and killing.

Will we see cthulhu at the end? After all he delcared he would bring us new ways to kill and have pleasures.

Hell, let's just start this madness tommorrow.

Originally posted by and2000x

From the majority of the answers it's safe to state that no matter how intelligent, moral or philosophical mankind is, it all collapses down to the base level of primitivism: sex and killing.


well, what's the point in doing otherwise if we are all dead tomorrow? moral philosophies are usually based on how to make the world better. if the world isn't going to be better no matter what you do, then who cares?
I would still not rape or murder anyone, because that would prevent them from enjoying their last day, but I'd certainly be up for having fun, and not worrying about the consequenses, if destruction was certain.

If there is an afterlife, then you should remain good, so your soul isn't tarnished by bad deeds. however, if there is an afterlife, and it is a "heaven" variety, then t;hat suggests that God has decided to destroy the world, so it seems he's already pissed at you for something.