What's more useless than tits on a bull?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by CarpetDiem, Oct 26, 2008.

  1. CarpetDiem Burnin' hours, season days Registered Senior Member

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    Flies!

    I had a great late night party. Marinated BBQ food, great company, good music mix, plenty to drink and a lot of fun had by all.
    Only problem is its at my place and I gotta cleanup.

    Went to bed thinking I'd clean up in the morning or early afternoon whenever I get up. So I wake up, have a Berocca, a coffee and move slowly. Tentatively step outside to brave the hot sun and to pick up the empties and clean up the tables and I'm overcome with that delightful buzzing sound of house flies and blow flies. In fact at one stage I think we had the whole diptera order present in the backyard. I looked at the inside of the BBQ and noticed some moving fried rice..I don't remember preparing any fr....WTF, ...awwwhh maggots

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    . I had, sadly, left some meat on the BBQ and it was being abused by squadrons of flies. So, now I'm dry reaching, removing blown meat from said BBQ with outstretched tongs and spraying fly spray into the atmosphere and sweeping dead flies into a basket.
    It takes 30 minutes for the buzzing to stop and for the laughter to subside from my partner. Another valuable life lesson learnt.

    So I'm thinking they can't be topped; they really are the most useless, germ carrying, regurgitating pest that have no real purpose at all on this planet except maybe to annoy the absolute crap out of all other animals

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    Does anyone know of anything more useless?:shrug:
     
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  3. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Fleas' fleas. No really, it's thought that it wasn't rats or their fleas which spread the plague, but the rats' fleas' fleas.
     
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  5. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    You might want to think that through..

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    Flies are immensely useful. I'm not kidding.
    The most useless creatures in nature are actually.. humans.
     
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  7. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Best bit

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    I really enjoyed your post

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    Last edited: Oct 26, 2008
  8. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    I agree.:thumbsup:
     

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