I've been making alot of posts lately, this one I thought of just now. What is your dream job, I promise to not whine in this thread, just tell us about you :C~ What kinda job would you guys like, and it must be real not imaginary :p Anyone willing to tell?

My current one.

My current one.

Please define what that is Nickelodeon :L

Counter jockey at a Fedex Kinkos!
All my dreams come true.

I work at FedEx Kinkos for $10 an hour.

I work at FedEx Kinkos for $10 an hour.

BASTARD!!

hook me up

Dream Job?? Hmmm. Boys High School Swim Coach or a massuese for a college baseball team.:o

Work for yourself, always.

There are two types of people: Fighter pilots and everybody else.

i want to own a bar!! or even run a bar!! i would love it

i want to own a bar!! or even run a bar!! i would love it

Lush.

I want to be an archivist at the Smithsonian.

astronaut

Interior Decorator

Porn star, or pope.

There are two types of people: Fighter pilots and everybody else.Fighter pilots? What talent is involved flying a small jet and pushing buttons over the 3rd World? Not a kernel of courage there!

Porn star, or pope.Picture Please.

Picture Please.

http://www.samsloan.com/popejohn.jpg

he is checking it out big time.

a top secret agent

a dental therapist :)

"Deliverin' The Goods" to Crazy Ivan In The Big Ugly Fat Fuck...
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/9046/guard20with20b5220alertlj0.jpg

A filmaker in the style of the Joe D'Amato erotic classics...or the author of one truly great book that will last a thousand years.

I'd also love to be an artist doing graphic novels...except I cant draw.

A drug lord.

A drug lord.
You want to die in a hail of bullets???

Dream Job?? Hmmm. Boys High School Swim Coach or a massuese for a college baseball team.:o

What, not fluffer on a gay porn set? ;)

My dream job: psycholigist/neurologist.

~String

a dental therapist :)

therapist???:confused:

What, not fluffer on a gay porn set? ;)
~String

The Fluffer (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0245115/) :jawdrop:

"A fluffer is a hired member of the crew of a pornographic movie whose role on the set is to sexually arouse the male participants prior to the filming of scenes requiring erections." ~Wikipedia

-LOL-

Wildlife Photographer :D

Archaeologist

What, not fluffer on a gay porn set? ;)Or a priest? :D

I'm pretty sure Genji is only interested in post-pubescent boys ;)

Assassin

being an astronaut

recording engineer, for films maybe?

I wrote a letter to the Prime Minister of New Zealand asking if I could have a job.

LETTER:


Hi,

How about a job. Can I have a job? Earning $500 NZ dollars after tax. Can I have a job please? Erm like a real easy job where I don't have to turn up anywhere or do anything and have no responsiblities but still get paid $500 in the hand?

Can I have a job please?

Maybe a company car as well? To much?

From Darcy

Dated the sixth of the seventh two thousand and seven. July 6 2007.

Helen Clark Prime Minister NZ- PM@ministers.govt.nz

Design engineer.
Oh, wait.... :)

I wrote a letter to the Prime Minister of New Zealand asking if I could have a job.

LETTER:


Hi,

How about a job. Can I have a job? Earning $500 NZ dollars after tax. Can I have a job please? Erm like a real easy job where I don't have to turn up anywhere or do anything and have no responsiblities but still get paid $500 in the hand?

Can I have a job please?

Maybe a company car as well? To much?

From Darcy

Dated the sixth of the seventh two thousand and seven. July 6 2007.

Helen Clark Prime Minister NZ- PM@ministers.govt.nz

This is a good idea, I will follow this here as well :C

astronaut...NASA

What's Your Dream Job?
Philantropist....

Assassin. How easy would it be to earn good money for killing your targets.

Assassin. How easy would it be to earn good money for killing your targets.

Retired assassin - at least you know you made it. :)

^ agree... LOL

astronaut...

James Bond

but in terms of a real job, defintely an Assasin. Or a military career.

Sail the world and... somehow make money at it :D.

Nasa ASTRONAUT...or roskosmos

I want to be an archivist at the Smithsonian.

I'm an exhibits specialist for the Air & Space Museum, perhaps I could help with that :-)

BTW, I have my dream job lol All at the measly age of 23.

http://www.samsloan.com/popejohn.jpg

he is checking it out big time.DAMN!!!!! All I get anymore are little red x's!!:bawl: I picture you looking like the cute sidekick in Die Hard 4, the Apple computer kid. Mmmmmmmm.:o

What, not fluffer on a gay porn set? ;)

My dream job: psycholigist/neurologist.

~StringAbsolutely not. I'm not at all attracted to gay men, especially if they have alot of sex or are effeminate in any way. I only eat straight guys.

To be a psychologist you'll likely need to know how to spell it!;)

I haven't thought about that, I like my current one.
I'd like to be an independent film director too, but that's in the process.

DAMN!!!!! All I get anymore are little red x's!!:bawl: I picture you looking like the cute sidekick in Die Hard 4, the Apple computer kid. Mmmmmmmm.:o
Actually, it's a picture of an aged Pope John Paul II looking at a laptop computer...
:D

super hero.

or a secret agent who takes part in some actual action like bond. not like the real MI5/MI6 who are actualy a bunch of pussies who dont do shit but sit on a computer.

i was highly dissapointed, i thought secret agents actualy did shit like james bond. what a let down im not even going to bother applying for a job anymore.

peace.

or a secret agent who takes part in some actual action like bond. not like the real MI5/MI6 who are actualy a bunch of pussies who dont do shit but sit on a computer.
I'm surprised. Who was the kind person who revealed to you the specifics of the secret operations MI5/6 are having, particulary about the undercover operations?

Actually, it's a picture of an aged Pope John Paul II looking at a laptop computer...
:D:cool: Well now I'm flaccid again.:(

What's Your Dream Job?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!
http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/4466/slimpickensridingthebomib4.jpg
LoL

Mine is to be a janitor.

Mine is to be a janitor.John 99 is doing his best to poosh my buttons today. I shall not bite!!:itold:

Well now I'm flaccid again.
Rather ironic, as at this moment, his late Holiness is quite, *ahem* stiff.

hee hee hee hee hee hee !!!
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Mine is to be a janitor.
I know a 60 year old who is a janitor and he's one of the youngest happiest people I ever met....

I know a 60 year old who is a janitor and he's one of the youngest happiest people I ever met....Thanx for the positive contribution TS. People are defined by much more than where they time in each day. Being dressed in a suit in a stressful corporate environment pushing papers around and wondering when the next layoff or buyout is? No Thanx. I get 30k a year after taxes and in this area that is a comfy living. Especially being single.
I still wanna be a college baseball player masseuse.:o

What are you right now?

What are you right now?A janitor for a large public school district. Today is my 13 year anniversary. I thought you knew....:huh:

I'm surprised. Who was the kind person who revealed to you the specifics of the secret operations MI5/6 are having, particulary about the undercover operations?

mostly my uncle who was an S.A.S squad commander. who i have been speaking to recently because i was going to apply for a position in either MI5 or MI6,


he was telling me how the "action roles" are not what they specialize in, they are more active in data work. i train with KGB members who are my uncles friends also. all action related espionage and tactical missions are reserved for military personel.

my uncle was explaining to me that the secret services are nothing like james bond movies. and that all that type of action takes place within S.A.S operations. he was telling that the closest i can get to being a real "james bond" is to get involved with the S.A.S and special paratrooper regiments.

most agents dont even carry guns or train in hand to hand combat. they are more like office hacker types, than macho commando types who snap peoples necks and rescue prisoners etc.


peace.

Well of course those James Bond kind like actionful operations are reserved for the military. You didn't think they would pick people from the street for that, did you? :D
Those people already have the proper skills and training, as well as combat rediness, ability to follow military orders in the field, etc.

Well of course those James Bond kind like actionful operations are reserved for the military. You didn't think they would pick people from the street for that, did you? :D
Those people already have the proper skills and training, as well as combat rediness, ability to follow military orders in the field, etc.

yeah but i used to think that they actualy did james bond type of operations. ofcourse i didnt think that they were given all of the gadgets and that everything was true to life. but i did think that agents took on action roles and got to kick some ass.

and that was a nice idea to me, because as an agent you are not military, so you dont get sent to war. and i would never join the army to gain S.A.S access. so that action ass kicking dream of mine is over.


peace.

Well, army is an option, just try to get into spec ops units, not the regular army if you don't want to patrol the streets of Iraq, but be advised that even in a spec ops unit you could be sent to anywhere in the world where special operations are carried out.

yeah but i used to think that they actualy did james bond type of operations. ofcourse i didnt think that they were given all of the gadgets and that everything was true to life. but i did think that agents took on action roles and got to kick some ass.

and that was a nice idea to me, because as an agent you are not military, so you dont get sent to war. and i would never join the army to gain S.A.S access. so that action ass kicking dream of mine is over.


peace.

Real life police and espionage work is basically drudgery.

You should read the books written by ex-spies.:)

The only work on spies I liked was by Oreste Pinto, a counter espionage master.

Well, army is an option, just try to get into spec ops units, not the regular army if you don't want to patrol the streets of Iraq, but be advised that even in a spec ops unit you could be sent to anywhere in the world where special operations are carried out.

yeah im not a big fan of the military, i dont think i could ever get myself to sign up. my friend thought it would be a good idea to join the army. then he got shipped to afganistan.


peace.

Real life police and espionage work is basically drudgery.

You should read the books written by ex-spies.:)

The only work on spies I liked was by Oreste Pinto, a counter espionage master.


what angle is the book written from? tactical? factual? textbook? story?



peace.

astronomer

what angle is the book written from? tactical? factual? textbook? story?



peace.

Truth with details fudged to conceal identities I think.

Frankly I read it over 15 years ago; its a hard to find book :)

Truth with details fudged to conceal identities I think.

Frankly I read it over 15 years ago; its a hard to find book :)


it sounds like something i would enjoy to read. but i dont get around to reading much espionage books. oli has most likely read it and can give a review.

peace.

Dream job? Chief portrait artist for the Playboy mansion.

it sounds like something i would enjoy to read. but i dont get around to reading much espionage books. oli has most likely read it and can give a review.

peace.

Pretty much any of the true espionage stories of WWII are worth a read; plus the factual reporting from within the concentration camps. The one that got to me the most was Medical Block, Buchenwald: The Personal Testimony of Inmate 996, Block 36; I read it when I was 12 or 13 and its always stayed with me, the things people are capable of doing to each other.

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Pretty much any of the true espionage stories of WWII are worth a read; plus the factual reporting from within the concentration camps. The one that got to me the most was Medical Block, Buchenwald: The Personal Testimony of Inmate 996, Block 36; I read it when I was 12 or 13 and its always stayed with me, the things people are capable of doing to each other.

ebay rules!

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i read about war alot, mostly tactical books though not personal accounts and stories. and i mostly read about ancient and old wars, i read up on modern tactical warfare though, but mostly technical books about weapons and strategy. im not a big fan of reading personal gory accounts of torture and the emotions behind it. im more likely to read up on how best to torture people and the tactics involved in using it effectively :).


like how to torture people without leaving a single mark on them as proof. ie water torture, white noise or my personal favorite, beating the soles of peoples feet with bamboo sticks.




peace.

Hmmmm..... tenure position?

A janitor for a large public school district. Today is my 13 year anniversary. I thought you knew....:huh:
Nope. I didn't know.

Nice coincidence, eh? :)

Happy anniversary!! :)

being an astronaut

I wanna be a DJ at a tittie bar. "Guys...put your hands together for Candy....Candy"

or a Ferrari test driver.