A favorite riddle of mine:

What is this customer buying for his house? (http://www.b4ubuild.com/kids/puzzles/brain01.html)

crap he doesn't need

Originally posted by zanket
A favorite riddle of mine:

What is this customer buying for his house? (http://www.b4ubuild.com/kids/puzzles/brain01.html)

walk-in lie-down bath and tomato and crab soup!:D

Nails ? Keys ? Condoms ? rofl...

a bag of shit?

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
a bag of shit?

It is not a shit -house is it!! :D army slang

Spurious you seem to have a diarrhoea complex!!:D

This customer is buying a "house number". If they're 25 cents each that's why the number "100" is 75 cents. The guy needs number 73 which is 50 cents. :D

I've just ruined it by telling the answer. Oh well :o

Originally posted by HarmonyStar
This customer is buying a "house number". If they're 25 cents each that's why the number "100" is 75 cents. The guy needs number 73 which is 50 cents. :D

I've just ruined it by telling the answer. Oh well :o

Harmony , I'm glad you gave us the answer, otherwise we would have ended in the manure business! :D

Yeah the obsession with bags of shit was really starting to scare me:D

shit is the fabric of life. Don't be afraid of it.

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
shit is the fabric of life. Don't be afraid of it.

SUNG: "Shits over , its time to call it a day"...:D

Yeah but not all houses have them. :D The puzzle said that all houses have at least one and my house never used to have any.

Originally posted by Neville
Yeah but not all houses have them. :D The puzzle said that all houses have at least one and my house never used to have any.

So its a load of old shit ....then!!:D

Originally posted by Neville
Yeah but not all houses have them. :D The puzzle said that all houses have at least one and my house never used to have any.
Maybe Spurious was right!!:D

HarmonyStar's got it. I suppose it could be a load of shit.

Originally posted by zanket
HarmonyStar's got it. I enjoyed the other shit too.

Sorry Zanket...... I think spurious was talking a load of verbal diarrhoea!!:D

don't i always

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
don't i always

No you don't....you are normally very articulate..:cool:

Originally posted by IXL777
No you don't....you are normally very articulate..:cool:

it is possible to be full of shit and be articulate at the same time.

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
it is possible to be full of shit and be articulate at the same time.
Only if you don't have verbal diarrhoea!!:D :cool: :m:

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
it is possible to be full of shit and be articulate at the same time.

But if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullSHIT :D

I can't believe this "shit" theme has stemmed from a guy buying a pair of numbers to hang on his place of residence!

so if we talk about toilets, we will have a convo about numbers....sorted!
my toilet seat is the biggest iv ever seen, i keep falling into the bog....

Originally posted by Maveric
so if we talk about toilets, we will have a convo about numbers....sorted!
my toilet seat is the biggest iv ever seen, i keep falling into the bog....

you should eat more burgers and become massive...although initiately you might have to visit the toilet more frequently in the end you will have gained so much substance that your seating arrangements are more of a solid nature.

or the more cost effective way....buy a new seat!? an average meal from burger king these days cost aproximatly £4, where a new toilet may cost up to £400(im thinking gold plated here), i am 10stn.....for you maths freindly sciforum users, how many burgers will i have to buy to become fat....taking into account the amount of calories in a meal and the fact that i have a quite high motabalism



i told you i could make numbers come into this thread!

you could buy some rope...hang it up above your toilet. Then hover above your toilet hanging onto the rope.

a piece of rope might cost less than a burger! Especially a secondhand piece of rope

I WILL NEVER SURENDER TO MY TOILET SEAT, I WILL FIGHT IT IN THE BATHROOM, KITCHEN AND THE GARAGE, I WILL FIT ON THIS SEAT WITH COMPLETE COMFORT, WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER......

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
you could buy some rope...hang it up above your toilet. Then hover above your toilet hanging onto the rope.

a piece of rope might cost less than a burger! Especially a secondhand piece of rope


oh shit, how i laughed when i imagined this......hehehehehehehehehehehe


pure genius.

Originally posted by Maveric
oh shit, how i laughed when i imagined this......hehehehehehehehehehehe


pure genius.
I'm just Crapping myself with laughter!!:D :D

hmmmm we still cant get away from this whole 'poo' topic can we????

we should issue a health warning label on this thread...it can't be healthy if everybody soils themselves

its goint to start to smell like a care home if we dont stop this crap right now....douhhhhh.

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
we should issue a health warning label on this thread...it can't be healthy if everybody soils themselves

We could introduce a new theme called the SHITSU..THE DEFECATING DOG!!:D :D

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Originally posted by Maveric
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Sorry I have to go see you later.

SUNG: Shits over its time to call it a day!:D :m: