What is it with women?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by fishtail, May 20, 2007.

  1. fishtail Registered Senior Member

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    One minute they are all sweetness and light the next as if they have nettles in their nickers, i mean they seem able to change mood in a heart beat, ok
    some times men forget to compliment them on say a new hair do or for a new
    feature in the room (oh it looks great darling) do we really have to?
     
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  3. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    It depends on whether or not you want your balls tearing off one night when you think they've forgotten about the slight.
     
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  5. Carcano Valued Senior Member

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    Women generally dont like hearing compliments...they prefer something more creative they can argue about. All in good fun of course.
     
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  7. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    ^^^Ignore this guy.
     
  8. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    John Bobbitt's penis.

    Women are dangerous.

    Nuff said.
     
  9. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Some time next week you'll be talking in a high-pitched voice.


    Women don't like obviously insincere comments. Fake sincerity and the rest is easy.

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  10. BenTheMan Dr. of Physics, Prof. of Love Valued Senior Member

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    By far the easiest way to show chicks you care is to say something about their hair. I promise you.

    Try it. Next time you see a chick you haven't seen in a while, ask her "Did you change your hair, because it looks really nice?" Nine times out of ten she will have, even if it's just using a different conditioner. This is a guaranteed smile (good) and perhaps blush (better!) unless she's the "comfortable-shoes" type.
     
  11. BenTheMan Dr. of Physics, Prof. of Love Valued Senior Member

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    Unless it's about their weight.
     
  12. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    But an obviously insincere one on the subject of weight leads to more questions or "you're just saying that".
    Much better to say "Damn, it's raining and I left the cat outside. Back in a minute".
     
  13. Carcano Valued Senior Member

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    Seriously it doesnt make for great conversation, in the same way that religious worship doesnt make for great literature.
     
  14. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    ^^^Ignore him.
     
  15. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    One of the greatest compliments you can pay a woman is to treat her like a human being, I've found. As opposed to a pair of tits on legs...
     
  16. Carcano Valued Senior Member

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    Nice is so over used. Women would prefer a creative arguement about their hair style...rather than being ignored, or hearing stale platitudes.
     
  17. BenTheMan Dr. of Physics, Prof. of Love Valued Senior Member

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    Sure, but will it get you laid???
     
  18. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Who wants to get laid?
     
  19. BenTheMan Dr. of Physics, Prof. of Love Valued Senior Member

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    DarksidZz
     
  20. Carcano Valued Senior Member

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    It depends on the women...some tart themselves up like the whore of babylon, with lots of cleavage front and center...so you cant help but stare at it!

    Dont look at my eyes dummy...look at my boobs!!!
     
  21. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah there is that. But would you even want to imagine anything DarksiDz would consider a compliment?
    "You appear to be prime mating material young female"
     
  22. fishtail Registered Senior Member

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    Yes it is death if you ask (have you put on a few pounds) even if you meant in the right places.

    Or, oh you have changed your hair color (i prefer ed it brown).

    You have to lie.
     
  23. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    And here's a hint - avoid looking at the boobs and look at the eyes. That does impress that sort of woman. Either you're strong-willed and therefore worth "getting to know" or you're "innocent" or "shy" and therefore, again, worth "getting to know".
     

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