The Associated Press reports that a 24-year Maine man tried to commit suicide by nailing himself to a cross. Lt. Pierre Boucher said the man took two pieces of wood, nailed them together in the form of a cross and placed them on the floor. He attached a suicide sign to the wood and then proceeded to nail one of his hands to the makeshift cross using a 14-penny nail and a hammer. "When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911," Boucher said.

The Pasion of an Idiot. Coming to a small screen near you.

(1)He was crossed at himself?

(2)God told him to do it?

(3)He wishes he was a carpenter?

(4)He was no double crosser?

(5)He was a cross dresser?

(6)He has crossed to the other side?

(7)His hammer was too small?

The Associated Press reports that a 24-year Maine man tried to commit suicide by nailing himself to a cross.

"When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911," Boucher said.
so did they help him and nailed his other hand too? :D
I know I would :p :bugeye:

Must be his first try at suicide, not very well planned but a very original idea i have to admit. Nailing yourself to a cross, just great. Perhaps the influence of mass-media is at fault? :p