KennyJC
10-09-05, 08:40 PM
God apparently told Bush to invade Iraq. Shouldn't we be scared as to what God is going to tell him next?
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View Full Version : What is God going to tell GW Bush next? KennyJC 10-09-05, 08:40 PM God apparently told Bush to invade Iraq. Shouldn't we be scared as to what God is going to tell him next? Light 10-09-05, 08:43 PM God apparently told Bush to invade Iraq. Shouldn't we be scared as to what God is going to tell him next? Actually, it was the CIA who suggested it - not God. Satyr 10-09-05, 08:49 PM I suspect it’ll be: You shall inherit the Earth! crazy151drinker 10-11-05, 04:13 AM He did?? Wow. And here I thought Georgies popularity was plummeting! With God behind him he can never lose! Light 10-11-05, 04:39 AM He did?? Wow. And here I thought Georgies popularity was plummeting! With God behind him he can never lose! ??? Bells 10-11-05, 05:02 AM Maybe God will finally teach him how to pronounce the word 'nuclear'.... Light 10-11-05, 05:05 AM Maybe God will finally teach him how to pronounce the word 'nuclear'.... Does he have problems with the word? The only president I remember that had that trouble was Jimmy Carter. spidergoat 10-11-05, 10:56 AM I think God's next message has to do with flossing. may_wentee 10-11-05, 03:01 PM God apparently told Bush to invade Iraq. Shouldn't we be scared as to what God is going to tell him next? It would be nice if God told him to resign. May_wentee :D GeniusNProgress 10-11-05, 03:09 PM I thought the Magna Carta was made to tell God to stop talking to Political leaders. ;-) Hapsburg 10-11-05, 03:27 PM God apparently told Bush to invade Iraq. Shouldn't we be scared as to what God is going to tell him next? Nothing. god doesn't exist. Bush is just having hallucinations, induced by genocidal spasms and former drug abuse. te jen 10-11-05, 03:39 PM When people start getting arrested in the White House (starting with Rove and Libby), and the indictments start flying, then God is going to tell George to do whatever he has to in order to stay in power and serve his Lord. Then we'd better watch the fuck out. Mystech 10-12-05, 07:55 PM Actually, it was the CIA who suggested it - not God. That's right,the CIA came to the president and sayd "Hey we need to invade Iraq" because that's exactly how it happens. What happend is the president went to the CIA and say - gimmy everything you got on Iraq - and pressured and bullied and had Tennant drudging up every discredited and laughable peice of intel that they had sitting around to compile it all into a report which then didn't even really get looked at or discussed for much time at all before we just went off to war without a care - it was all a sham. gort 10-13-05, 11:16 AM It would have been nice if God had also told him about 9/11 and the extent of Katrinas devastation. Neildo 10-13-05, 02:29 PM With God on Our Side - Bob Dylan Oh my name it is nothin' My age it means less The country I come from Is called the Midwest I's taught and brought up there The laws to abide And that land that I live in Has God on its side. Oh the history books tell it They tell it so well The cavalries charged The Indians fell The cavalries charged The Indians died Oh the country was young With God on its side. Oh the Spanish-American War had its day And the Civil War too Was soon laid away And the names of the heroes I's made to memorize With guns in their hands And God on their side. Oh the First World War, boys It closed out its fate The reason for fighting I never got straight But I learned to accept it Accept it with pride For you don't count the dead When God's on your side. When the Second World War Came to an end We forgave the Germans And we were friends Though they murdered six million In the ovens they fried The Germans now too Have God on their side. I've learned to hate Russians All through my whole life If another war starts It's them we must fight To hate them and fear them To run and to hide And accept it all bravely With God on my side. But now we got weapons Of the chemical dust If fire them we're forced to Then fire them we must One push of the button And a shot the world wide And you never ask questions When God's on your side. In a many dark hour I've been thinkin' about this That Jesus Christ Was betrayed by a kiss But I can't think for you You'll have to decide Whether Judas Iscariot Had God on his side. So now as I'm leavin' I'm weary as Hell The confusion I'm feelin' Ain't no tongue can tell The words fill my head And fall to the floor If God's on our side He'll stop the next war. :D - N tablariddim 10-13-05, 03:22 PM George! It's Thursday, take the rubbish out! PsychoticEpisode 10-14-05, 09:57 PM I never realized before just how lonely and desperate God is. Up here in the Canadian north, last election we voted in a government mired deep in admitted scandal because most of us did not want the other party led by a guy who believed the Earth was only 5000 years old. We prefer corruption I guess, but I'll take it compared to having politics and religion running the country. one_raven 10-14-05, 10:19 PM If we are lucky, God will sing him a final lulaby... 'Suicide is Painless' Through early morning fog I see visions of the things to be the pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see... [REFRAIN]: that suicide is painless It brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please. I try to find a way to make all our little joys relate without that ever-present hate but now I know that it's too late, and... [REFRAIN] The game of life is hard to play I'm gonna lose it anyway The losing card I'll someday lay so this is all I have to say. [REFRAIN] The only way to win is cheat And lay it down before I'm beat and to another give my seat for that's the only painless feat. [REFRAIN] The sword of time will pierce our skins It doesn't hurt when it begins But as it works its way on in The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but... [REFRAIN] A brave man once requested me to answer questions that are key is it to be or not to be and I replied 'oh why ask me?' [REFRAIN] 'Cause suicide is painless it brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please. ...and you can do the same thing if you please. Redline 10-15-05, 01:55 PM god is such a nice guy.. he's so quiet ;) PsychoticEpisode 10-16-05, 09:32 PM God apparently told Bush to invade Iraq. Shouldn't we be scared as to what God is going to tell him next? I was just wondering if the body count in Iraq should be added to God's already incredibly long ledger because of his conversation with Dubyah? God just keeps coming up with new ways to kill, amazing! Facial 10-17-05, 10:00 PM God apparently told Bush to invade Iraq. Shouldn't we be scared as to what God is going to tell him next? Assuming this statement is correct, I'm afraid God might tell Bush to separate this nation between the goats and the sheep, and then using nukes on the former to summon God. Mr. G 10-20-05, 11:21 PM God apparently told Bush to invade Iraq. Shouldn't we be scared as to what God is going to tell him next? I'm an Atheist. Were I President, I would have acted with extreme prejudice to take down Saddam, too. My only question is: Was there not enough oxygen in your incubator as a newborn? You folks can't do real science in a felt-lined petrie dish. Sorry. You're only making the rest of us wonder where to stick the pin through you and mount you with the rest of the specimens in the display case. one_raven 10-20-05, 11:59 PM I'm an Atheist. Then it should scare the shit out of you that the president is, by his OWN admission, doing what God tells him to do, regardless of whether God's mandates agrees with your agenda. Baron Max 10-21-05, 07:36 AM Then it should scare the shit out of you that the president is, by his OWN admission, doing what God tells him to do, regardless of whether God's mandates agrees with your agenda. Well, I don't know ...congress agreed to all of it, didn't they? What does that tell you about who controls what's done or not AND by whom? Baron Max one_raven 10-21-05, 08:57 AM That has nothing at all to do with the President openly admitting that God speaks to him and tells him what to do. Baron Max 10-21-05, 09:50 AM That has nothing at all to do with the President openly admitting that God speaks to him and tells him what to do. ...LOL! Yeah, god may tell him what to do, but he can't do it unless congress approves it! ...LOL! Baron Max spidergoat 10-21-05, 11:38 AM And the Republican controlled congress approves almost everything he wants, so... charles cure 10-21-05, 12:37 PM ...LOL! Yeah, god may tell him what to do, but he can't do it unless congress approves it! ...LOL! Baron Max so lets shed some light on the issue then. the problem extends far beyond george bush himself. the crux of the issue i think lies in the fact that at the very least the pretense of religiosity is a requirement if you want to become an elected official on the national stage in the US. the southern and midwestern portions of our country dont normally elect leaders that aren't "good christians". so why would you think it matters a bit who controls congress if Bush is touting being given direct instruction by god? what congressman is going to come out and say "hey thats completely ridiculous" even though a 4 year old would know its ridiculous? the religious agenda permeates every level of political life in washington because neither the republicans or the democrats can risk alienating the evangelical christian voting demographic. im not so naive as to think this particular agenda is the only one that really matters to every senator and representative, but it has weight to varying degrees among them all. when it comes to something like the war in iraq, where the fuel industry, the car companies, the church, and about 10,000 other assorted big donor corporate interests stand to benefit from the possible fruits of the bloodshed and are throwing their support at the invasion, its useful to cloak it in the guise of something other that pure greed, so why not religion? the political climate that makes belief in religion a de facto requirement to hold elected office will probably wind up with only the best leaders that can be provided from that pool. i would argue that the pool is not too diverse and not too terribly intelligent. whether god talks to bush or not, our country's religion obsession allows for that kind of accusation to have merit and its pretty pathetic. Mr. G 10-21-05, 10:21 PM 1-Ravin', Then it should scare the shit out of you... I'm quite comfortable with rationality; thank you, very much. ...that the president is, by his OWN admission,... The President actually confided in you? No? Then someone else whispered in your ear and you're off and running with it, reductio ad absurdum. Sorry, dude. Chuckle fragments are leaking around my BS filters. ...doing what God tells him to do, regardless of whether God's mandates agrees with your agenda. Idiot savants exist. There are more people characterized by one of the two nouns then there are of the other. changa 10-22-05, 05:00 PM I'm an Atheist. Were I President, I would have acted with extreme prejudice to take down Saddam, too. I can't help but feel that this shows more about your political ignorance than about Bush's religion. Saddam was an American-made puppet. He did get out of control a little, demanding rights for Arabs and what-not, but we had him back under control before we invaded. |