one sentence?! Bastard!Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! OK: "you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't" can I give you an answer of more than one sentence?
Women should be obscene and not heard. Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977) What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine. Susan Sontag (1933 - ), Against Interpretation, 1966 When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs. Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891 There's nothing sooner dry than women's tears. John Webster (1580 - 1625), The White Devil (1612) Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses possessing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of a man at twice its natural size. Virginia Woolf (1882 - 1941), A Room of One's Own (1929) Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked. Ovid (43 BC - 17 AD) Men make the mistake of thinking that because women can't see the sense in violence, they must be passive creatures. It's just not true. In one important way, at least, men are the passive sex. Given a choice, they will always opt for the status quo. They hate change of any kind, and they fight against it constantly. On the other hand, what women want is stability, which when you stop to think about it is a very different animal. Eric Lustbader, The Kaisho Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it. Alan Holbrook Women! Can't live with them...pass the beer nuts. Norm (Cheers) HERE....knock yourselves out. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
now I was orginally going to post something that would make it seem like I understand women, but then I realized, I dont understand women, and I would cause more pain for myself and others.
1) dating/flirting stage: -always be as confident, and honest/genuine as possible. -always compliment the little things, nails, shoes, etc again being genuine as poss. -never take them to a rest/bar that you haven't been to before yourself. -never talk about: sports cars money -invest in a manicure gents.....they will notice. -same with shoes, spend a little money, you won't regret it. -eye contact -smile. -always try to maintain some air of mystery about yourself -never moan/bitch about your problems. 2) when you got 'em: most of the above -avoid hiding things, communication is always the best option. -gents you must learn the art of foreplay, women are like water, they simmer for a long time before they get hot, and never underestimate the power of gentle kisses and hugs....they love it, they are generally a lot more tactile than us. once you get to wraithy boy's level you will be able to get a lady hot just by kissing and carresing her in the right way, in the right places....without getting her kit offPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! -always ask what they like/want, where they like to be touched etc....then give 'em what they wantPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! -foot massages gents.....aye carrumba they love it.
What I have learned about women?...Hmmmmm They are human. After all the social games, gender differences, expected sex roles, comptetitive tendencies they are just like any man or more rather any human being. They want respect, to be loved for all their amazing qualities as well as their faults, food, shelter, clothing, success and hapiness. and good sex, really good sex. Don't listen to those macho bastards who think they know women "If a man tells you he knows how a woman's mind works, he knows nothing" Robert Evans and don't listen to those feminazis. Those who perpetuate gender differences are those who need to learn. Men and women do lead separate lives but ultimetly they are human and succumb to the same pain and fears.
sargentlard wins! what i know about women: no two women are alike, just as no two men are alike. yet they all (people) are essentially alike.
The Swede and the Sarge got it: Women are all individuals: variances from even the most expertly drawn generalizations are so enormous and so common that the generalizations are nearly useless.
My understanding of women is a bit superficial.... but so far, I've been able to understand this: They appreciate little things about a guy -shoes (white are always the best,) -cologne (not overpowering,) -what he wears must be clean and tasteful (ie matching, but stylish) -a little smile (or grin) -clean hair -clean, non-greasy face. A little stubble doesn't hurt -a nice watch -excellent posture -MUSCLES (women love to wrestle me) -cheek bones (I'm soo blessed) -intelligence (ie, ability to say something intelligent, whether or not you are.) -self confidence ...and sadly... -height, which I am deficient in... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Most of these things go hand in hand. Women like to confuse these things with personality (when nearly all guys can put on this show)..:m:
hehehe wow some of these comments are really interesting your taking a very scientific approach I commend you for your efforts. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I’ve learned that it’s a rare woman who is interested more in the man than in what the man can do for her.
