Hello - I'm probably being way too nosey or just so bored at work, It would be fun (wow crazy :rolleyes:) to know what the last text message you received says.

My last one:
Hiya turd features, u up 2 much this wknd? Babysitting the barking bitch again? Im back in vegas again 4 some reason if u fancy popping out...x

http://www.shockwave.com/home.jsp

Dear John. I hate you. Dont call me again.

Subject: floater
Tomorrow night
Showbox. Doors at 8.
Two opening bands,
then two sets of Floater.
I'm guessing that you knew this
already.

Oct. 25, 2007 (Thu)
1:20 pm

Dear John. I hate you. Dont call me again.


lol:xctd:

I don't even have a cell phone, so texting is beyond me.

Are you coming to the lecture?????

I H8t U

Damn, U R a sexy beast!

Damn, U R a sexy beast!

I know I am thanks :rolleyes:

Not, as you might think, a very boring message from my network provider, but the following:

look, how did u get this numba? I've told my uncle about u - hes a police inspecta.

I haven't the faintest idea who it's from or what it's about.

OMG! Am I seeing a shorty train?
oh crap, my post just ruined it

OMG! Am I seeing a shorty train?
oh crap, my post just ruined it

You, you...DERAILER!! :p

Wooooowooooooo! chugga chugga...

toot toot!!!!!!!!

Last Stop.......Ok boys get off LOL

Not, as you might think, a very boring message from my network provider, but the following:

look, how did u get this numba? I've told my uncle about u - hes a police inspecta.

I haven't the faintest idea who it's from or what it's about.

Were you out at the pub the night before you got it?

....Ok boys get off LOL

WOW! :eek: Didn't realize it was that kind of train.
;)

$%^#& I did it again. :(

WOW! :eek: Didn't realize it was that kind of train.
;)

$%^#& I did it again. :(

This should be in the kinky sex thread now.

i hope someone shoots you with a water pistol filled with piss! (it was from my friend and its a quote from a bowling for soup song)

i hope someone shoots you with a water pistol filled with piss! (it was from my friend and its a quote from a bowling for soup song)

:roflmao: Thats a awesome text, Im going to text that to somebody now just cause I love it so much *random scroll through phone book*

:roflmao: Thats a awesome text, Im going to text that to somebody now just cause I love it so much *random scroll through phone book*

humph!! thats stealing!! lol

me and my friends are always txting each other!

i txt her boyfriend once and she was playing along with me sayiong "who is that" the poor guy didnt know what to say or do!

humph!! thats stealing!! lol

me and my friends are always txting each other!

i txt her boyfriend once and she was playing along with me sayiong "who is that" the poor guy didnt know what to say or do!


Forgive me for stealing :D

I play that game too - but tend to prank call instead of text - Me and my friend usually pretend to be a radio station claiming the receiver has won money etc, a good few people fall for it

Were you out at the pub the night before you got it?
I lied. My most recent message is actually a stunning prose piece from my network provider.


:(

Didn't realize it was that kind of train

"Me and my homies like to play this game: some call it Amtrak, but we call it The Train."

Italian fella: when i finisha makeing alove to my bambeeno i gently kiss da soles ov her feet and she floats 2 inches of de bed...French fella: zat iz nothin, wen i finish wiv zewoman i lick the legs and she floats 4 inches of ze bed...Scouser: wen ive finished bangin me bird i wipe me dick on the curtins and she hits the fucking roof!


message is courtesy of hot guy I used to work with

hey! I just walked over the golden gate bridge!

hey! I just walked off the golden gate bridge!
How horrible. I hope it wasn't someone you cared about.