View Full Version : What I Did For St. Patrick's Day — Or, An Excuse to Drink Heavily


Tiassa
03-26-08, 09:45 AM
I only mention it at all because, well, it was a damn fine night, indeed. Got loaded, caught a show, and a few other things. We'll leave it at that. Sort of.

But I was out digging around for stuff related to the band, The Clumsy Lovers, and stumbled across the band's blog:

Cool opening set by a local old-time act called The Tall Boys. We played two sets. It was good. Wouldn’t call it a classic; good overall but never quite blew up. Strong crowd energy (although maybe a little bit less crowd than we would have expected at the Tractor), and we played fairly well I think. By the standards of a lot of towns it would have been very strong, but we have picked up fairly high Seattle standards over the years, so we’ll just call it good.

It’s tough, tho, to leave it at that. Cause Neumo’s is a cool place and a few hundred people showed up to party and we played pretty good and felt pretty connected to the audience. So being disparaging towards the gig seems a little ridiculous in that light. I dunno. I guess we’re just a Ballard band at heart. Albeit a Ballard band from Vancouver, Canada. But you get the idea. We heart the Tractor.

(Jonat (http://threeriversdns.com/clumsyblog/?p=48))

And yes, it was a weird vibe at Neumo's, which is a club where I'm accustomed to seeing Floater or, on one occasion, Monster Magnet. Caught OK Go there, too. And yes, Cap Hill is a strange place to see a band like The Clumsy Lovers; I'd seen them all of twice before, and both times in Ballard (the now-defunct Backstage, opening for Boiled in Lead, and at the Tractor).

Perhaps part of the reason the gig never blew up was that their repertoire is so goddamned large that from one show to the next, I never hear more than a couple of common songs. I mean, it was a great set and all, but you have to give the audience more than two favorites. So maybe they're past the days of "Let the Sun Shine In/South Australia", and maybe the Marley-inspired "London Bridge" (including a section lifted directly from "Stir it Up") is something of days past. But come on ... give us more than two songs we're salivating for.

Although the switch from "You Shook Me All Night Long" to "Dirty Deeds" ... that was awesome. Really, didn't see that coming. And if you've never heard "Thunderstruck" performed with banjo and two fiddles, you ain't never heard nuthin'.

And here's the thing ... once upon a time I was mesmerized by the fiddler. The former fiddler. And I had raved to a friend of mine about the fiddler. Blazing good and sexy as hell. So we walked in and the band takes the stage and ... well, not only has Rebecca Smith taken Andrea Lewis' place, but Trent Freeman (http://threeriversdns.com/clumsyblog/wp-content/gallery/misc/2008/03/l_f8382c6b92efbfec166c866cf23ac917.jpg) is playing with the band now. So my friend couldn't figure out which fiddle player I was talking about. It should have been obvious that it was neither, but he didn't know the band. Nonetheless, he should have at least guessed the woman because, as long as he's known me, he's never actually heard me express my standards for what constitutes a hot guy. And that's the thing. Trent's not exactly my type, so to speak. But holy freakin'-A, he's a living, breathing, fiddle-playin' carnal thought.

http://threeriversdns.com/clumsyblog/wp-content/gallery/misc/2008/03/l_2c88ef98f2fa1d958e60850c8509d721.jpg (http://threeriversdns.com/clumsyblog/?p=48)
L-R: Trent Freeman, Trevor Rogers, and Rebecca Smith

One other note: We managed to miss the opening set by The Tall Boys (http://www.thetallboys.com/) but, a week later, I sent my friend an SMS reading, simply, "I'm at Pike Place, standing in front of The Tallboys String Band". And sure enough, I was. Well, sans bass, but that's okay. I get the hint. And it's absolutely killer, because their guitarist clog dances for percussion.

So, yeah. That's what I did for the official feast of St. Patrick. Left Monday the seventeenth to the amateurs.

Catch 'em if you can. BC, Washington, Idaho, Utah, Montana, Wyoming ... someone did book them for a private gig in North Carolina, but I don't know how much that costs, so ... yeah. Keep an eye to YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i38j6Pugao0), I guess.

greenberg
03-26-08, 01:55 PM
Talk about making getting drunk into an art form!

thedevilsreject
03-26-08, 06:39 PM
you should get drunk and listen to the dropkick murphys, thats an experience i tell ya

iceaura
03-27-08, 01:20 AM
The Minneapolis/St Paul band "The Clumsy Lovers" was - and maybe is - also a good band.

And they have also, in the past, opened for Boiled In Lead - which started out ot be a great band - on St Patrick's Day.

You had me confused, for a minute.

IIRC the Minnesota denomination has priority on the name, if they ever get their butts back on a stage anywhere.

(The name is after a particular Irish reel, involving tricky and percussively syncopated bowing on the fiddle. Great minds think alike)

phlogistician
03-27-08, 07:29 AM
What I did on St Patrick's day.

Nothing special. It's a Saint's day, and I'm not religious. Despite having some Irish heritage I'm not patriotic about it, and do not even celebrate St George's day, well, St George was Turkish, and in the Roman Army, .. not that relevant to someone actually born in England.

It's about time we had some secular celebrations that actually capture our national essence, rather than relying on these anachronisms.

Tiassa
03-27-08, 08:47 AM
It's about time we had some secular celebrations that actually capture our national essence, rather than relying on these anachronisms.

I guess I left a y out of the title: "... Any Excuse to Drink Heavily".

Fuck, man, you don't have to be Irish or Catholic to use St. Patrick's Day as an excuse to drink. Just like you don't have to be Mexican to make Cinco de Mayo an excuse to drink. I don't care if you're American, or even in the United States. If you want to blow shit up and get drunk on the fourth of July, go for it.

Lighten up, dude. You're taking your non-religious identity politic a little too seriously.

Really, and just for review:

Great Excuses to Drink Heavily (U.S.):
• January 1 — New Year's Day (American football as a ritual)
• Late January-Early Februrary — Super Bowl (American pro football championship)
• Februrary 2 — Candlemas/Ormlec, a.k.a. "Groundhog Day"
• Februrary 14 — St. Valentine's Day
• March 17 — St. Patrick's Day
• March-April — Easter (roving holiday)
• End March-Beginning April — MLB opening day
• April 1 — April Fool's Day
• April 30 — Walpurgisnacht, a.k.a. "May Eve"
• May 1 — May Day
• May 5 — Cinco de Mayo
• Late May — Memorial Day (roving holiday, three-day weekend)
• June 20 — Summer Solstice (limited appeal (http://www.flickr.com/groups/fremontsolstice/))
• July 4 — Fourth of July (U.S. Independence Day)
• July 14 — Bastille Day
• Mid-July — MLB All-Star Weekend
• August 1 — Lammas/Lughnasadh
• Early September — Labor Day (roving holiday, three-day weekend)
• Early September — NFL opening day
• October —*Oktoberfest
• 2nd Monday October — Columbus Day (a.k.a. "Get Drunk and Bitch About White People Day")
• October 31 — Samhainn/All Hallows' Eve (a.k.a. Hallowe'en)
• November 11 — Veterans' Day
• 3rd Thursday November — Thanksgiving Day (a.k.a. "Get Drunk and Bitch About White People Sequel Day")
• December 20-23 — Winter Solstice (a.k.a. Yule, roving holiday)
• December 24 — Christmas Eve
• December 25 — Christmas Day
• Dec. 31 — New Year's Eve

(Boldfaced dates indicate potentially objectionable holidays for religious/political foundation.)

And I'm pretty sure that list is incomplete. For instance, I included Bastille Day to make a point: any excuse to drink heavily. What is "Glorious Leader Day" in North Korea? Fine, I'll throw it on the list.

Please note that I did not include "Pearl Harbor Day" (December 7) or "Terror Day" (September 11), but largely for the sake of brevity. If a friend were to call me up and say, "Hey, it's _____! Let's go get drunk!" I'd probably be all down with that.

Like I saw National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day while I was checking a couple dates on the list, and really, if someone said, "It's National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day!" well, I'd probably point out that I don't like pumpkin cheesecake, but I'll be happy to join them and raise several toasts in honor of such an esteemed day.

So shine like the sun, man. (Lighten up, gotta lighten up, gotta lighten up right now ....)

greenberg
03-27-08, 09:27 AM
In the true spirit of globalisation and liberalism, we ought to have a holiday every day!
I am sure that for every day of the year, there is a country or more where they celebrate some holiday.

Pinocchio's Hoof
03-27-08, 10:11 AM
:bugeye:....:geek:

phlogistician
03-27-08, 11:54 AM
• December 24 — Christmas Eve
• December 25 — Christmas Day
• Dec. 31 — New Year's Eve[/indent]

(Boldfaced dates indicate potentially objectionable holidays for religious/political foundation.)[/indent]



Midwinter festival is something to do with Religion? :-)

iceaura
03-27-08, 01:44 PM
March 16th - St Urho's Day.

In Menagha, MN, they usually have a golf tournament. The holes are drilled out on the ice of the town lake, and you are allowed one club, which you are to have made yourself. And a baby stroller race, IIRC.

Colors: Purple (for the wine grape) and green (to one-up the Irish).

spo dee o dee
- - -
spo dee o doh

http://books.google.ca/books?id=bz7qHmtb0bkC&pg=PA130&lpg=PA130&dq=statue+picture+%22saint+urho+%22&source=web&ots=wOKU-QzLz5&sig=AJRIpqCVbJnfBOcwiAZDY726faM&hl=en#PPA131,M1

Tiassa
03-27-08, 05:34 PM
Midwinter festival is something to do with Religion?

See? There you are, then. It's that easy.

Seriously, ask Americans about Ormlec. Most will stare blankly. Ask them about Groundhog Day. They'll tell you a story about Punxsutawney Phil (http://www.groundhog.org/prediction/) without any sense of irony.

superstring01
03-27-08, 05:58 PM
I drank. Heavily with old friends. Started at 8am. Got done 'round late afternoon. Did the pub crawl. Called the parents for a lift. Passed out.

If you've gotta do St. Pat's, do it right!

~String

Tiassa
03-27-08, 06:21 PM
Now that is proper! Helps if the folks have been through it. Then they can understand you:

Heya-pffff.

—Oh, hello. Are you okay?

Yeahhhh, jussaliddle ... y'kno' Sain' Paddy rye?

—Okay, where are you at?

Huh I'ma Vyo.

—Where?

Vyo y'kno Vyo rye? Pfffff.

—Oh, right. Vito's. On my way. Try not to fall into the trash can this time. It took a week to get the smell out of the car last year.

Orleander
03-27-08, 07:34 PM
only holiday I drink on is 4th of July. I'm a naked drunk, so at least I won't get hypothermia if I drink too much.

I also can't even imagine barfing up corn beef and cabbage. :puke: