View Full Version : We all knew him : Obituary


Don H
11-09-02, 12:56 PM
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news.

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.


AP Nov 07, 2002

The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
celebrities turned out to pay their respects including Mrs.
Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California raisins, Betty Crocker, the hostess twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still as a crusty old man was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Pollux V
11-09-02, 01:19 PM
That is some funny shiznat!! Shiznat! there I said it! haha!

Did you write that yourself, donathan?

GB-GIL Trans-global
11-09-02, 03:05 PM
No, it's from theonion (http://www.theonion.com).

pumpkinsaren'torange
11-09-02, 03:11 PM
:) glad to see you back, Don.

p.s. i love that little dough boy to pieces!! *pokes*:D

GB-GIL Trans-global
11-09-02, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by pumpkinsaren'torange
*pokes*:D

Originally said by the Doughboy, in response to Pumpkins' post
Hoo hoo!

pumpkinsaren'torange
11-09-02, 03:16 PM
:eek: :D

Thor
11-09-02, 03:38 PM
Originally said by the Doughboy, in response to Pumpkins' post
Hoo hoo!
The doughboy lives once more!!!
:eek:

thecurly1
11-09-02, 04:17 PM
Brilliant!

CounslerCoffee
11-09-02, 05:52 PM
DEAR GOD!!! *Smacks head on desk*

That thing is about 4 years old, it went around the internet to. People fowarded it like crazy to all the friends that they have..... I hate that article, and now I hate you Don H for bringing it to sciforums.:(

lixluke
11-09-02, 11:01 PM
that wasnt the real one that died. it was a clone. the real one died when i ate him about 20 years ago.

Lykan
11-10-02, 06:08 AM
In remembrance of the beloved Pillsbury Doughboy...

http://www.derekgrout.com/doughboy/doughboy2/poopboy.swf

reformedtopunk
11-10-02, 06:23 AM
*sobs gently* the doughboy was my homey. i will miss him deeply.

but i got one of the california raisons from the funeral, and mmmmmm....is he tasty.

Phrenetic
11-10-02, 01:30 PM
Hey man! That's not what he's supposed to do when I poke him!

=]

Originally posted by Lykan
In remembrance of the beloved Pillsbury Doughboy...

http://www.derekgrout.com/doughboy/doughboy2/poopboy.swf

NeoBeetnik38
11-10-02, 01:50 PM
God I love the onion.

pumpkinsaren'torange
11-10-02, 02:52 PM
Pop Tart!:D

CounslerCoffee
11-10-02, 03:51 PM
*still banging head on desk*

Halo
11-10-02, 06:49 PM
I would click the link but I am at work.

So wouldn't it be the pillsbury dough girl? Guys can't have yeast infections. Plus she likes to be poked. All evidence suggests the pillsbury dough boy is a girl.

CounslerCoffee
11-10-02, 09:05 PM
Halo. Some guys like to be poked to... not me, but I know a few.

prozak
11-11-02, 03:56 PM
THE DOUGHBOY HOLOCAUST (http://www.nationalcynical.com/Images/humor-misc/doughboy.jpg)

Halo
11-11-02, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by CounslerCoffee
Halo. Some guys like to be poked to... not me, but I know a few.

Hehe indeed.

WildBlueYonder
11-11-02, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Halo
I would click the link but I am at work.

So wouldn't it be the pillsbury dough girl? Guys can't have yeast infections. Plus she likes to be poked. All evidence suggests the pillsbury dough boy is a girl.
After working in the health care industry, including an STD clinic, I can tell you that men do get yeast infections, they just don't show many symptoms.