We Live to Have Sex

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by TruthSeeker, Jan 31, 2009.

  1. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    No. You can't possibly disagree with me one this. Every breath we take, every move we make... it's all about sex. Ok, I'm not a kid anymore, I'm on my way to the thirties and it's pretty obvious. I can see very clearly regardless of my grandiose young ideals of human prosperity. From an anthropological and biological point of view, that's all what our lives are about. Sex. We are programmed to seek it and do it till we are dead. And it will probably kill us. The booze only makes it more clear - I need more money so that I can not only have sex with my wife but with several other women. Woooohoooo! Spread my seeds! Isn't that what life is all about?


    Anyways... when I wake up tomorrow morning, I will regret writing this. Wait. I will NOT regret writing this. You know why?





    Because it is the truth.
     
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  3. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    That ain't tactics, Baby. That's the animal in me. - Elvis in Jailhouse Rock
     
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  5. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    What about those who enjoy D&D and other such games? They have no need for sex.

    A Korean man playing WOW for 48hrs straight and dying didn't want to have sex. He probably wanted to level up or get some nifty do-dad (I don't know shit about WOW)
     
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  7. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    lmao, you are just like me

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    ps except I can't seem to find it
     
  8. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    Sex or the do-dad?
     
  9. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    Ummm...nope...sorry...gonna have to disagree with you on that one. Sex is great, yes. Sex is a huge component of life that with it missing...obviously life wouldn't exist. But no, I don't think our entire lives are about sex...at least mine isn't. Not challenging enough. sex I can get. Sex I have enough of. Sex I can have anytime I want. If my entire life revolved around it and that was the end all be all of existence I would probably just shoot myself. And why do you need more money to have sex with other women besides your wife? Why did you even get married? Or are you polyamorous? Do you guys swing or something? And what does money have to do with it? Are you trying to pay for more sex or 'woo' women with your financial success, lol? Spread your seeds? Sow your wild oats, so to speak? So silly. you should have never gotten married, saved your money and the bought yourself a harem.

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  10. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    I disagree. Sex is either a recreational social behavior, or vehicle for reproduction. It's more of an intrinsic "component" rather than it's central focus.
    If I were to pick something humans were all about, I would say it was ultimately the quest for knowledge or possibly "meaning".
     
  11. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    In herd animals sex is not the primary 'goal', it's survival of the herd.

    Although genes are selfish, you can perhaps say something similar for all species.. the primary 'goal' is survival of the species.
     
  12. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    As we age, we don't have the "urge to merge" any longer, or at least not as strongly as at one time in our lives. It is true that sex is a very important part of our youth as that what nature intended us to do, make more humans but being careful not to have to many children or it would upset the balance of the FOOD chain. To many people and not enough to eat leads to very bad consequences for humanity. Overcrowding also leads to more complications as well. So masturbation is a very common solution to ease our sexual desires without having any problems stem for its practice what so ever. So yes, have all the sex your little hands can muster up, and down or wherever they may go! Just remember that one day you will not have that sex drive any longer so have fun while you still can. :itold:
     
  13. Tyler Registered Senior Member

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    Wow. I wonder what the truthseeker of 6 years ago would say to this truthseeker. Remarkable.
     
  14. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    I must be a zombie

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  15. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Because you eat people ?

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    I meant to put quotes around something there.. but I figured I shouldn't

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  16. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    I'll just quote Nine Inch Nails here

    'I wanna fuck you like an animal
    My whole existence is flawed
    You get me closer to God'

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  17. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    I do hope you have a "long" lasting vibrator for yourself!

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  18. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    we got one of these today at Walgreens. Wish the kids would hurry up and go to bed.
     
  19. Carcano Valued Senior Member

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    Sex is the great alternative to God.
     
  20. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    Those things suck. Believe me, I've tried. They hardly vibrate at all. But I had no idea they sold those things at Walgreens

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    lol
     
  21. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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  22. Roman Banned Banned

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    Wow, it took you 30 years to figure that one out?
    In another 30 years, you might figure out why socialism is inefficient

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  23. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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