It's that time of year again – Get some pledges, grab some Wesson, and take part in the Fourth Annual Masturbate-A-Thon! Touch yourself for a good cause! Peace.
It's a trap !!! beware !!! No one masterbates in Toronto. Think about it. They're just out to lynch someone. They're identifying targets!!! I'd lie low that weekend if I were you...... :-D
Watch out !!! I'm serious! They're making lists, collecting evidence! Watch for photographers, they go door-to-door with your picture!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!! ;-)