Hello all it’s been a long time. I was looking for the forum user water and found out this forum has reopened. It looks like she has just left. :confused:

Anyway i would appreciate if anyone has any contact with water would PM me and send a message from me to her.

Thanks for any help you can give me.

Shhh.

hello!

water is a poorly designed AI. Not a person. Read it's responses.

didnt you call enton a robot too?

It looks like she has just left.

Nope, she's just looking for attention.

didnt you call enton a robot too?

Yes. The responses from these "people" if that's what they really are, remind me of the responses I've seen in test conversations between real people and AI's. Sometimes it takes quite a while to realize you are conversing with an AI program. I think these two are a test being conducted by researchers at MIT or Cal Tech. I don't think they're working very well either.

hello!

:) Hello ellion

All Praise The Ancient Of Days

hello!

superluminal,

Your information is corrupted, and incomplete.
Breathe, and allow the bood to return to your brain.

You know, I bet water is a pretty hot chick. Unlike most of the American women on this forum who are pasty and fat, water's European. And if you haven't been to europe, then you probably won't believe me when I say this, but they don't actually have fat people. I hear they distill the fatties into biodiesel to run their smart cars.

Seriously. Water plays this hurt, shy, reclusive girl that's so often associated with crippling obesity or having 3/4 your body covred in burn scars. But I bet she's this totally smokin' bookworm.

Where you fall outa Roman? Heh, he.

No worries, you'll find water all over the place here...

She's the little girl sucking her thumb in the corner routinely crying out to be held and played with and babbling incessantly. Currently she's having tea in the corner with her only two friends lonliness and dependancy.

Kotoko:
She's the little girl sucking her thumb in the corner routinely crying out to be held and played with and babbling incessantly.

Not so fast- aren't you the nurse?
I know you all so well.

I take care of people who are really sick, not ones who just have convinced themselves they are.

I have no time to coddle imaginary illness and neurosis. Especially from those who think themselves above it.

However, if you want to play doctor with me, I'd be game. ;)

I know you all so well.Want a medal?

Whoa, Cottontop has only been here a handful of months and is up to 1,000 posts?

I guess 11 posts a day will do that....

You'd guess right, pussy with a shiny gun. Posted a picture of yourself yet? Scum.

On a Favourite Cat, drowned in a Tub of Goldfishes


'Twas on a lofty vase's side,
Where China's gayest art had dyed
The azure flowers that blow,
Demurest of the tabby kind,
The pensive Selima, reclin'd,
Gazed on the lake below.

Her conscious tail her joy declar'd:
The fair round face, the snowy beard,
The velvet of her paws,
Her coat that with the tortoise vies,
Her ears of jet, and emerald eyes -
She saw, and purr'd applause.

Still had she gazed, but 'midst the tide
Two angel forms were seen to glide,
The Genii of the stream;
Their scaly armour's Tyrian hue
Through richest purple, to the view
Betray'd a golden gleam.

The hapless Nymph with wonder saw:
A whisker first and then a claw
With many an ardent wish
She stretch'd, in vain, to reach the prize -
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?

Presumptuous maid! with looks intent
Again she stretch'd, again she bent,
Nor knew the gulf between -
Malignant Fate sat by and smiled -
The slippery verge her feet beguiled;
She tumbled headlong in!

Eight times emerging from the flood
She mew'd to every watery god
Some speedy aid to send:-
No Dolphin came, no Nereid stirr'd,
Nor cruel Tom nor Susan heard -
A favourite has no friend!

From hence, ye Beauties! undeceiv'd
Know one false step is ne'er retrieved,
And be with caution bold:
Not all that tempts your wandering eyes
And heedless hearts is lawful prize,
Nor all that glisters gold!


Thomas Gray

The story kinda relates to you and your god, eh water?

Religious Scam

your bible is nothing more than fiction
priests are practicing crucifixion
there's something i will say to you
those fucking stories are still not true
they brainwash you and take your money
with stories of the christ almighty
you use the bible to "cleanse yourself"
you can go and fuck yourself
religion is a scam, your money's in their hands
their lies are nothing new, don't let them brainwash you
preaching priests are full of shit
some are alcoholics, some molest kids
take cash donations in the name of god
what a fucking brilliant fraud
a pregnant nun clenches her fist
says 10 hail mary's as she cuts her wrist
she takes two lives to fix one sin
because she was brainwashed by religion

~A Global Threat

The story kinda relates to you and your god, eh water?

There is no rest for those who mean harm.

Including those who are false, self-righteous, insecure people who try to validate themselves on other people's reaction to them?

You are right. There is no rest for those who mean harm. And if you think that your dogma, your behaviour and your cries for help are not decietful, and harmful, then you are farther gone that any of us realize. The gig is up.

Including those who are false, self-righteous, insecure people who try to validate themselves on other people's reaction to them?

You are right. There is no rest for those who mean harm. And if you think that your dogma, your behaviour and your cries for help are not decietful, and harmful, then you are farther gone that any of us realize. The gig is up.

You poor vulture, you.

I'd rather be a vulture than a walking, talking untruth.

I'd rather be a vulture than a walking, talking untruth.

Easy now. Vanity makes green.

So is shit when you've eaten too much spinach.

Your righteous speech means nothing when you don't live by your own words.

Kotoko:
I take care of people who are really sick, not ones who just have convinced themselves they are.

I have no time to coddle imaginary illness and neurosis. Especially from those who think themselves above it.

However, if you want to play doctor with me, I'd be game
Good, we'll play doctor.

Kotoko goes: She's the little girl sucking her thumb in the corner routinely crying out to be held and played with and babbling incessantly.

Dr. Gendanken goes: Not so fast- aren't you the nurse?


In other words, we all know a nurse is there to wipe my ass and stroke my ego but she went through years of needless tuition just to earn her R.N.
They let her give meds and hold the instruments in the OR but that's about it becuase we all know she's not good enough to be a doctor.
She knows it too.

That is why she's such a condescending bitch to all the nursing students but not without being all nice about it.
A nurse must spend a whole day with the exigent sick, she wants to scream sometimes but can't because its not professional and the son of a bitch needs caring for, and all the doctor does is show up to give her orders and look down on her the way she does all the nursing students.

This is why all you nurses are like "little girls sucking their thumb in the corner routintely crying out to be held and played with" by your betters.
And so godamned terrotorial to boot, like teacher's pets.

This is why I ponted out that you were the nurse.

Cunts.

Want a medal?
Eat me.

mmmm
wet
sloshy
mmmmmmm
pink
swollen
mmmmmmmmm
tight
pulsating
mmmmmmmmmmm
slurp
lick
lick
mmmyummmmmmmy

I’m going to gut thee one day, Gustavio.

mmmmmm
feed
hunger
mmmmmmm
entrails
organs
mmmmmmm
bloody
feast
mmmmyummmmmmmmmmmy

I'm jealous that you are in her panties before me, Gus. What a shame to have that wasted on a male.

And gendy my dear, I never said I wasn't a condescending cunt. I quite am when I have the right to be. I have a reason to be in some cases, I earned my place. And I can spot a hypochondriac a mile or ten away...

The difference is that no one else looks like a thumb sucking, screaming little girl and that I have a healthy respect for people who earn it both in here and out there. Tell me that her diatribes about God, women and their sexuality and the men who corrupt them, and her general attention getting threads don't irritate you in the slightest and I'll be impressed. I think it's a shame that someone so intelligent has no self-esteem and wastes her resources on stupid shit that doesn't require thought. Wasted potential is sad. Kinda like Gus getting to you before I did.

Difference between a nurse and a doctor is that nurses actually care about their patients. I've never felt like any doctor has ever looked down on me. Must be a self-esteem thing.

What a shame to have that wasted on a male.

pffft
weekends find me all gussied up and taking it up the ass.
i'll have you know, darling, i can ho with the best of em

Kotoko:
Tell me that her diatribes about God, women and their sexuality and the men who corrupt them, and her general attention getting threads don't irritate you in the slightest and I'll be impressed.
Oh-ho!

No, no- on the same page here, fair and square.
Water's the Christ who'd devour himself for not being able to believe in the Christ.
And then go on and write about America being the only nation that's became one through war, and then not, and then yes, and then some other idiocy to cover up all those blunders.

*grin*

I'd like to punch her myself sometimes, but you've made her an obsession.
Nurses are mine, I was kicked out of nursing school long ago.

It's not really an obsession, more like a game.

I was never a very good mouse.

As for nursing, you really aren't missing anything. To be candid, I couldn't work pediatrics because I'd end up crying myself to sleep at night. I couldn't work with regular adults because people are stupid buffoons who do nothing but whine and bitch. So I work with dementia and Alzheimer's patients who occasionally die but who rarely remember my name. And I teach. I am good at teaching, and I lament not following another path in life. I never wanted to be a doctor, my lack of coordination prevents me from that type of work and I was never interested. So in short, I wish I had been kicked out. I might be happier for it. Not that I am not a great nurse, or a great teacher... I have accolades and awards on my walls to attest to that, but that doesn't change what I feel in my heart.

*slams a shot of rat poison and chases it down with a snifter of bleach

Kotoko,


And gendy my dear, I never said I wasn't a condescending cunt.

There you go.


And I can spot a hypochondriac a mile or ten away...

You would rather cut my legs, my arms and my head off, just so that you could put me in the box you have prepared for me. And now you blame me for not fitting in your box.


her general attention getting threads

Name me one who doesn't want attention.


I think it's a shame that someone so intelligent has no self-esteem and wastes her resources on stupid shit that doesn't require thought. Wasted potential is sad.

It is a shame that you are proud not to care. Your prejudices and your final judgments are more important to you than anything I say.
It is because I have been around people like you all my life that I never became a shining star.


I've never felt like any doctor has ever looked down on me. Must be a self-esteem thing.

Now congratulate yourself!!


* * *


gendanken,



No, no- on the same page here, fair and square.
Water's the Christ who'd devour himself for not being able to believe in the Christ.

You, too, would rather see me dead than listen.


And then go on and write about America being the only nation that's became one through war, and then not, and then yes, and then some other idiocy to cover up all those blunders.

You didn't read it.


I'd like to punch her myself sometimes, but you've made her an obsession.

Then why don't you?

Eat me.Only if you suck me first. And take a good shower before I do.

Kotoko:
So I work with dementia and Alzheimer's patients who occasionally die but who rarely remember my name.
Sade: "I'm surrounded by insane......."

See, now I envy you. Asylums are the paradise lost, not some Miltonian heaven.

Water:
You didn't read it.

Like hell I didn't.


(Now look what ya dun started- two vulnerable women clawing another poor vulnerable woman and one of them has a nursing outfit on. All that is missing is Michelob)


You, too, would rather see me dead than listen.

I'm being supra-honest with you here: do you or do you not understand how incoherent you sound the majority of the time?

I understand that the world is our bias and that our so called opinions about others are fundamentally our own prejudices confirmed by our prejudices.
But there is something seriously incoherent in what you say sometimes- it may be a language barrier or it may not or it may be you getting caught up, which happens to me time to time.

But...... your’e…….weird.

Only if you suck me first. And take a good shower before I do.
My oyster’s impeccable, Mr. Cottontop.

My oyster’s impeccable, Mr. Cottontop.

Is that an invitation then?

Absolutely.

You'll have to pull teeth first (http://www.goddesscafe.com/yoni/dentata.html)

"It is because I have been around people like you all my life that I never became a shining star."

Are you kidding me???!!!

Absolutely.

You'll have to pull teeth first (http://www.goddesscafe.com/yoni/dentata.html)

That is too bad. I don't have the energy to pull them. Sorry. You better see a dentist. Then call me.

*grin*

hmm
did you got all wet and stuff when she expressed a desire to eat your clam?
is that why you are suddenly making nice with the jap?

I'm being supra-honest with you here: do you or do you not understand how incoherent you sound the majority of the time?

lies
water is fabulously lucid
unlike you

(Now look what ya dun started- two vulnerable women clawing another poor vulnerable woman and one of them has a nursing outfit on. All that is missing is Michelob)

Uh. Aren't you above vulnerable? Isn't "vulnerable" something for the weak, for those to be despised and discarded?


I'm being supra-honest with you here: do you or do you not understand how incoherent you sound the majority of the time?

I understand that the world is our bias and that our so called opinions about others are fundamentally our own prejudices confirmed by our prejudices.
But there is something seriously incoherent in what you say sometimes- it may be a language barrier or it may not or it may be you getting caught up, which happens to me time to time.

But...... your’e…….weird.

But why do people think I have evil intentions or play tricks?

My incoherence is only a problem to those who first regard the person, and only then the argument. (Which, by the way, shows that people here do judge by the person, and not by the argument, even though so many like to claim otherwise.)

Moreover, my perceived incoherence usually stems from people not understanding my position.


I have a talent for making awkward situations -- and it is interesting to see how people and myself respond to them.
(I admit that I am a bit addicted to making these awkward situations. :bugeye: )

But they are a wonderful learning ground. Being a theoretical philosopher may be all nice and cool and nifty, but is not worth much, in my perspective. I got sick of theoretical intellectual talk, and decided to see some practice.
So what I do is that I deliberately create an awkward situation, with an underlying philosophical or ethical or religious issue, use myself as the address of it (for it is only so that I can take responsibility, using a sock-puppet just isn't the real thing), putting myself to the test to see how I can hold my ground.
Anyone can hide behind impersonal, "objective" arguments, that is easy.

But my approach has been surprisingly cathartic for me: People, who so vehemently disagree with me, discard me, hate me, they pick off the dirt that has been put on my face over the years, the dirt I was told to be my face.
You have no idea how happy I actually am, somewhere there, anew.


I understand that my actions here may be distasteful to many, and I am sorry it so. But then again, we all strive to be happy, and if people indulge in their distaste for someone or something, then they are just adding to their suffering. Which isn't a wise thing to do.

"It is because I have been around people like you all my life that I never became a shining star."

Are you kidding me???!!!

No, I'm not kidding you. I know this shit all too well.
Nothing ruins a character of a person as much self-absorbed, perfection-assuming "friends" and relatives.

My oyster’s impeccable, Mr. Cottontop.

... and the pearl is the sad truth that nothing can be hid ...

Water's the Christ who'd devour himself for not being able to believe in the Christ.

Also, I found the source of my problem, it was a misplacement of value and target.
I'm not weighed down by it anymore. You could try to be happy for me.

Pardon, Water, but I've just been accused of flashing my pussy.


See, this would have been lots of fun if I didn't feel like shit just now so I'm going to log off and go punch the first thing I see with a penis.

This includes every last male on this fucking planet, human or not.

FUCK YOU ALL

Oh look, Gendy has penis envy.

come to west texas gendy. please?

cotton

i must say you have been very rude to my gendy
please apologize :mad:

For which particular rudeness? I'm not averse to apologizing; I just want to know which particular abuse I am apologizing for before I do it.

Oh look, Gendy has penis envy.
!!! :D

Also, I found the source of my problem, it was a misplacement of value and target.
I'm not weighed down by it anymore. You could try to be happy for me.

I would be happy for you if I believed it. Your posts and behaviour deny it.

You are forever busy playing the victim to the world and the martyr to ever find the source of your problem.

No one can make you feel inferior unless you allow them to. You can't live your life blaming your problems on other people putting you down or never given you a chance because they are perfect. No one is perfect, and those that claim to be are most definitely lying. I have my share of neurosis and issues, and I've never claimed to be perfect... that's your impression of me because of your self-esteem and because you like being the victim. It's much easier that way to blame God and other people for the way your life is going than it is to accept responsibility for your actions and your choices in your life.

Trust me, I understand and sympathize with being put down all of your life by everyone you love. But the difference is that you can choose to accept that the flaw is in them, and not in you and get past it. I was poor all of my life, and had multiple step-fathers and step-siblings that all treated me like shit. Instead of believing them about my being stupid and useless and flawed, I got out by joining the military and then using the money to go to nursing school and leave that behind me. I choose not to be a victim. That's the one thing you have to do first, because nothing else will work until you do.

Pardon, Water, but I've just been accused of flashing my pussy.


See, this would have been lots of fun if I didn't feel like shit just now so I'm going to log off and go punch the first thing I see with a penis.

This includes every last male on this fucking planet, human or not.

FUCK YOU ALL

Come to momma darling... I'll kiss everything better ;)

Daaaaaaaang! Y'all need to chill OUT.
I think some of you need to get jobs. What was this thread about anyway???
Anyway, water, I liked the poem about the cat (only civil thing on this thread).

I would be happy for you if I believed it. Your posts and behaviour deny it.

You are forever busy playing the victim to the world and the martyr to ever find the source of your problem.

No one can make you feel inferior unless you allow them to. You can't live your life blaming your problems on other people putting you down or never given you a chance because they are perfect. No one is perfect, and those that claim to be are most definitely lying. I have my share of neurosis and issues, and I've never claimed to be perfect... that's your impression of me because of your self-esteem and because you like being the victim. It's much easier that way to blame God and other people for the way your life is going than it is to accept responsibility for your actions and your choices in your life.

Trust me, I understand and sympathize with being put down all of your life by everyone you love. But the difference is that you can choose to accept that the flaw is in them, and not in you and get past it. I was poor all of my life, and had multiple step-fathers and step-siblings that all treated me like shit. Instead of believing them about my being stupid and useless and flawed, I got out by joining the military and then using the money to go to nursing school and leave that behind me. I choose not to be a victim. That's the one thing you have to do first, because nothing else will work until you do.

You fucking perfectionist.
You give me no credit.

If I haven't bettered myself by now, then I never will, right?
And this belief of yours "allows" you to be the way you are to me, you feel justified now. "It is alright to go at those you don't like or detest."
This is how kind you are.

Kotoko,


Why are you talking to me?
What are your intentions for saying to me the things you do?

You fucking perfectionist.
You give me no credit.

If I haven't bettered myself by now, then I never will, right?
And this belief of yours "allows" you to be the way you are to me, you feel justified now. "It is alright to go at those you don't like or detest."
This is how kind you are.

And this is how you keep playing the victim.

I admitted that I am not a perfectionist, and that I am flawed. But you read that I am, and that I have somehow given you no credit. It was YOU who gave you no credit over and over in this thread with the shit about everyone else holding you down and holding you back. You are a victim.

I am kind, you just don't know it because you've chosen to be a target and not chosen to listen. You are so far into your victimization that everyone is attacking you, everyone else is perfect and you are just poor little misunderstood water. Well, it's bullshit. As much bullshit as you having to be a victim.

Why are you talking to me?
What are your intentions for saying to me the things you do?

I started talking to you because I think that you are extremely disruptive to perfectly good threads, I think that your drama queen bullshit has to stop and because I am tired of reading good threads that turn into a water "pity party".

I am continuing to talk to you because hopefully you'll pull your head out of the sand and listen for once instead of coping out on the "you are persecuting me!" bullshit you usually pull. You are a smart woman, with a lot going for her if you stop playing the victim/martyr all the time. Only you can stop the game, and choose to stop trying to hold everyone else accountable for the way you feel. No one makes you feel a certain way, you choose to feel that way.

And this is how you keep playing the victim.

No. You keep treating me as if I were one. No wonder you don't see anything but a victim.


I admitted that I am not a perfectionist, and that I am flawed.

You behave otherwise. The judgments you make are those of one who assumes herself perfect.


But you read that I am, and that I have somehow given you no credit. It was YOU who gave you no credit over and over in this thread with the shit about everyone else holding you down and holding you back. You are a victim.

What is your point?


I am kind, you just don't know it because you've chosen to be a target and not chosen to listen.

You are much too self-absorbed and insecure to be kind. You are merely patronizing.

Plus, as you have admitted yourself, you are a condescending cunt -- what makes you think I will listen to you or take you seriously?!
Get off of your high horse first.


You are so far into your victimization that everyone is attacking you, everyone else is perfect and you are just poor little misunderstood water. Well, it's bullshit.

I don't feel attacked.
You are just airing your own fears. You are the one who is defensive, you feel attacked.


As much bullshit as you having to be a victim.

Let's see. You are the victim who is using me to get over her own victimhood. Good.


I started talking to you because I think that you are extremely disruptive to perfectly good threads, I think that your drama queen bullshit has to stop and because I am tired of reading good threads that turn into a water "pity party".

You yet need to learn to think clearly.
What you are stating above are not reasons to start to talk to someone. They are reasons for you to feel uncomfortable. Think why these things you perceive about me make you uncomfortable.

And if people pity me, this is their problem. Shame on them, that they are capable of nothing better.


I am continuing to talk to you because hopefully you'll

If you want me to listen to you, then you better start treating me like a human, and you start behaving like one.


pull your head out of the sand and listen for once instead of coping out on the "you are persecuting me!" bullshit you usually pull.

Look yourself in the mirror, woman. You are talking about yourself here, not about me. The semblance is coincidental.


You are a smart woman, with a lot going for her if you stop playing the victim/martyr all the time.

What is your problem?! You have made me your obsession, and now you are blaming me for it.


Only you can stop the game, and choose to stop trying to hold everyone else accountable for the way you feel.

You can't see past yourself, can you? I have identified the source of some of my troubles, yet you only know to present this as me "blaming others" or "holding them accountable".


No one makes you feel a certain way, you choose to feel that way.

Oh? Then what is this:

I started talking to you because I think that you are extremely disruptive to perfectly good threads, I think that your drama queen bullshit has to stop and because I am tired of reading good threads that turn into a water "pity party".

All this are YOUR problems, not mine.
You CHOOSE to feel uncomfortable around me.
If you don't like something, then this is YOUR problem. It is not my duty to make you feel comfortable.



I am on MY mission here, for MYSELF.
This is open forums, you don't know me in private.
If you don't like me, put me on ignore or complain to a moderator.

But right now, you are the one playing the victim, poor poor Kotoko is displeased and disturbed and tired of Water! Water should do something to make things easier for Kotoko, Kotoko doesn't want to see reality as it is, Kotoko wants to see reality align with her ideas of it!
Water s-h-o-u-l-d behave as Kotoko wants! Mean mean Water!


Uh.

This is why people don't talk to you. You make no sense, and you betray everything you say with your very next post. You can't even see your own double-talk and lies. It's so ridiculous it's nearly comical.

I'm done. I take it all back. You are a stupid woman, because you are the victim and because you cannot listen. You twist everything anyone says to suit yourself and your own personal idiocy. You can't understand, because you don't try to. I am perfect and you are not. That's what you want to hear.

This is why people don't talk to you. You make no sense, and you betray everything you say with your very next post. You can't even see your own double-talk and lies. It's so ridiculous it's nearly comical.

I'm done. I take it all back. You are a stupid woman, because you are the victim and because you cannot listen. You twist everything anyone says to suit yourself and your own personal idiocy. You can't understand, because you don't try to. I am perfect and you are not. That's what you want to hear.

You are doing this.
Your own prejudices are far too important to you to ever listen to anyone who is not as you expect them to be.
And for some reason, people like you have a strong affinity for me. I wonder why.

And for some reason, people like you have a strong affinity for me. I wonder why.

simple
gendy and the jap are bulldykes
water is sugar and spice and all things nice
the epitome of femininity

For which particular rudeness? I'm not averse to apologizing; I just want to know which particular abuse I am apologizing for before I do it.

must this be all about you? :D
i'll have you know i was addressing my gendy

Water s-h-o-u-l-d behave as Kotoko wants! Mean mean Water!

mmm
i find this incredibly sexy

simple
gendy and the jap are bulldykes
water is sugar and spice and all things nice
the epitome of femininity

http://www.shopthesecretgarden.com/images/freshrose.jpg

Seriously. Water plays this hurt, shy, reclusive girl that's so often associated with crippling obesity or having 3/4 your body covred in burn scars. But I bet she's this totally smokin' bookworm.

He he. Now look where things have come to!


*note to self:*
Man geht an seiner Interessantheit zu grunde, oder man wird ein Meister.
Roughly translated: Either your own interestingness destroys you, or you become a master.

Such terrible truth

http://www.worldsangha.net/frida/frida_px/images/TwoFridas.jpg

yet every woman knows it.

must this be all about you? :D
i'll have you know i was addressing my gendy

Your sweet little "bulldyke" gendy? I'm sorry to have interrupted. Why don't you just PM her? I'm sure she will respect that more.

simple
gendy and the jap are bulldykes
water is sugar and spice and all things nice
the epitome of femininity

Aw Gus Gus...

Are you saying you wouldn't prefer the woman who would strap one on and fuck you up the ass to the one who sits in the corner biting her nails and fretting about what's right and wrong?

Maybe I overestimated you.

And all this time I considered you the outlaw. Boom boom, and all that jazz.

Come to the darkside baby. I have twinkies I'll share.

kotoko

holy cow!
ooops :D
whatever

listen up you, you, you....!

"the woman who would strap one on and fuck you up the ass"

done that

"the woman who would strap one on and fuck you up the ass" while "biting her nails and fretting about what's right and wrong?"

that is kinky and uncharted territory

as for your estimations and considerations...quit it and kindly be on your way
its a brand new world
ja?

You misplaced a few letters, Sir.

It's a brave new world.
ja?

Be and be not afraid.

"Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself or not.
Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question is whether time has a beginning and an end.
Camus clearly got up on the wrong side of bed, and Robbins must have forgotten to set the alarm.
There is only one serious question. And that is:
Who knows how to make love stay?
Answer me that and I will tell you whether or not to kill yourself.
Answer me that and I will ease your mind about the beginning and the end of time.
Answer me that and I will reveal to you the purpose of the moon." ~Still Life With Woodpecker

Three ideas, Kotoko.

1. Tell love you are going to Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if love stays, it can have half. Love will stay.

2. Tell love you want a momento of it and obtain a lock of its hair. Burn the hair in a dime-store incense burner with yin/yang symbols on three sides. Face southwest. Talk fast over the burning hair in a convincingly exotic language. Remove the ashes of the burnt hair and use them to paint a mustache on your face. Tell it you are someone new. Love will stay.

3. Wake love up in the middle of the night. Tell it the world is on fire. Dash to the bedroom window and pee out of it. Casually return to bed and assure love that everything is going to be all right. Fall asleep. Love will be there in the morning.


Water, you're not so bad. I'm rather fond of you.

Water, you're not so bad. I'm rather fond of you.

Of course you are!

I am a bit confused sometimes, but otherwise, I am sweet and delightful and knowledgeable and dashing and charming and everything! Uh! Oh!


http://www.city.narita.chiba.jp/DAT/LIB/WEB/1/4_1.jpg

Cool pic water.

I don't get it.

What, you can't see the pretty, my pretty?

I'D DO WATER.

Not that I would be so explicit. I'm a quiet boy. Mind my own. I do like to swim, though.

The picture makes me think of China, for some reason. If not for the blossoms and Asian characters on the street signs. And those weird flag things.

Correction Roman, that is Japan (I can tell from looking at the Kanji) Plus those trees are Japanese Cherry Blossoms, beautiful.

P.S. - And yes I also enjoy carressing Water and take pleasure from thrusting my body through hers...








What!?? I enjoy swimming. :rolleyes: