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fishtail
05-29-07, 09:33 PM
Wife,
Must be, about 5ft 6in well shaped ,long brown hair ,good cook, like the country side, animals, good book keeper, good organiser, able to drive a tractor, must like aeroplanes, vintage motorbikes.
You get four bed house two bathrooms massive kitchen big living room and
entertainment room ,all furnished to high standard, 12 stables, 8 horses.
Use of land Rover, aeroplane, me.

Forgot the half acre kitchen garden, 250 acre farm.

shorty_37
05-29-07, 09:53 PM
maybe you should make a profile on Match.com lol

Nutter
05-29-07, 10:01 PM
You get four bed house two bathrooms massive kitchen big living room and
entertainment room ,all furnished to high standard, 12 stables, 8 horses.
Use of land Rover, aeroplane, me.

Forgot the half acre kitchen garden, 250 acre farm.


Where is this estate located?

darksidZz
05-29-07, 11:29 PM
I admire this post :C~

fishtail
05-30-07, 12:14 AM
Where is this estate located?


Hi Nutter, in the midlands of England.

fishtail
05-30-07, 12:17 AM
maybe you should make a profile on Match.com lol

I tried that, i just got a mail box full of every thing i did not want:mad:

Nutter
05-30-07, 12:26 AM
I tried that, i just got a mail box full of every thing i did not want:mad:


Maybe you would get better results with e-Harmony. I understand that they have a relatively rigorous screening process.

fishtail
05-30-07, 02:44 AM
Maybe you would get better results with e-Harmony. I understand that they have a relatively rigorous screening process.

Thanks Nutter, but i bet a pound to a penny i only get opportunists.

lucifers angel
05-30-07, 08:33 AM
why has she got to be 5ft 6inch? thats a bit specific!

Exploradora
05-30-07, 08:50 AM
Wife,
Must be, about 5ft 6in well shaped ,long brown hair Awe, I'm an inch too short. sooo disapointed ,good cook, like the country side, animals, good book keeper, good organiser, able to drive a tractor, Ever though of hiring an assistant? must like aeroplanes, vintage motorbikes.
You get four bed house two bathrooms massive kitchen THAT'S an attraction... big kitchen to stand barefoot in and cook all day... big living room and
entertainment room ,all furnished to high standard, 12 stables, 8 horses.
Use of land Rover, aeroplane, me.

Forgot the half acre kitchen garden, 250 acre farm. I'm going to inherit more land than that. Grandparents own like a fourth of the states farm land or something crazy like that. If you were offering a condo in NYC I'd have to seriously consider.

:crazy:

shorty_37
05-30-07, 08:58 AM
well of course you are going to get alot of gold diggers, if you announce right
off the bat everything you have. i also wondered about the height thing? So being 5'2 1/2 i wouldn't qualify...You should say more about yourself then what you have!

fishtail
05-30-07, 10:16 AM
why has she got to be 5ft 6inch? thats a bit specific!


I had a g/f who was 5ft 8in and she chucked me becuase she kept banging her head on the low door ways.

fishtail
05-30-07, 10:31 AM
well of course you are going to get alot of gold diggers, if you announce right
off the bat everything you have. i also wondered about the height thing? So being 5'2 1/2 i wouldn't qualify...You should say more about yourself then what you have!

It sounds like you would just fit the bill, i am 6ft tall 13st, if you have ticked all the boxes above when are you free?

darksidZz
05-30-07, 10:34 AM
I am 6'3, the female should be 6 or 6'3... I also want her to have red hair, maybe black...

shorty_37
05-30-07, 10:37 AM
I am spoken for....

shorty_37
05-30-07, 10:38 AM
I am 6'3, the female should be 6 or 6'3... I also want her to have red hair, maybe black...

A 6'3 redhead good luck to you lol

fishtail
05-30-07, 10:47 AM
I am 6'3, the female should be 6 or 6'3... I also want her to have red hair, maybe black...


6ft 3in? sounds like you want a giraffe.

fishtail
05-30-07, 10:52 AM
I am spoken for....


Blast it, i thought you were interested, or did my profile put you off?

darksidZz
05-30-07, 10:56 AM
Can you imagine the legs on that kinda female :S wonderful, lovely, delcious legs, ones that run all the way up an down her hips... god help me should I ever find such a lady, you'll never hear from me again...

I once knew of 1 person like that, Kimberly Grant from Glenbard North. She became a Nurse or doctor I think, either way her fine body was a tribute to females everywhere.... sadly I heard some girls making fun of her once at the hospital she worked at. See my dad went to the ER because he thought he bit his tongue and it needed stitches... the female Kim was there... she was dressed in her nurse uniform, she was fine... when she came out I was shocked, she looked even more stunning than before. Anyway I wanted to pounce her then an there, but she ignored me.... when the bitch went back inside the area for personal I heard 2 people talking, they pointed and made comments about her being some kinda stuck up or somethin... (they were her coworkers) I suspect they were jealous of her beauty, in any event they made fun and I thought "jee, I would never have thought".

Kim I miss you :(

Oli
05-30-07, 10:59 AM
wonderful, lovely, delcious legs, ones that run all the way up an down her hips...
Newsflash - most women have legs. They tend to go all the way from their ankles right up to the hips.
when the bitch went back inside the area
Alternative newsflash:
referring to women as bitches is not a good way to get on with them

shorty_37
05-30-07, 10:59 AM
[QUOTE=fishtail;1415705]Blast it, i thought you were interested, or did my profile put you off?[/QUOTE

No I am just in a relationship, but i am sure you will find what you are looking for. Just don't advertise what you have, if you don't want that kind. You can talk about that stuff after she likes you for who you are, not what you have.

fishtail
05-30-07, 11:10 AM
[QUOTE=fishtail;1415705]Blast it, i thought you were interested, or did my profile put you off?[/QUOTE

No I am just in a relationship, but i am sure you will find what you are looking for. Just don't advertise what you have, if you don't want that kind. You can talk about that stuff after she likes you for who you are, not what you have.

Oh, i never thought of it that way thanks.

Exploradora
05-31-07, 12:58 AM
I am 6'3, the female should be 6 or 6'3... I also want her to have red hair, maybe black...

LOL. Good luck finding a girl over 5'9"...