Fungezoid
05-09-07, 10:17 AM
I have some great ones, and I hope all of you do too. Here's one.
Al Gore has been causing global warming since he got out of college with his massive inherited secret tax-free fortune, since global warming started when he got out of college.
Another:
All the Co2 in the atmosphere is caused by all the alien spaceships flying around.
More, please! :D
Nikelodeon
05-09-07, 10:19 AM
Iraqs WMD were transferred, via Alaska, to North Korea, then transported to Russia via an underground tunnel.
Fungezoid
05-09-07, 10:20 AM
Nice! And it was all sponsored, of course, by Hillary Clinton.
superstring01
05-09-07, 12:13 PM
Bill Clinton was a great president!
~String
Ganymede
05-09-07, 04:12 PM
Bill Clinton was a great president!
~String
George W. Bush is a man of GOD!
leopold99
05-09-07, 04:36 PM
I have some great ones, and I hope all of you do too.
we do not need to sleep.
that notion was drilled into our heads so that the illuminati will have time to do whatever it is they do.
superstring01
05-09-07, 05:20 PM
George W. Bush is a man of GOD!
Hardly, since "God" is a creation of man... and not the other way around.
~String
Nikelodeon
05-09-07, 05:42 PM
Hardly, since "God" is a creation of man... and not the other way around.
~String
Reported, to God.
I'm the only one that REALLY knows what's going on.
Nikelodeon
05-09-07, 05:46 PM
I'm the only one that REALLY knows what's going on.
You got MattMarrs PMs too? Excellent.
No, I just pass him the stuff that I CAN reveal. :D
Michael
05-09-07, 09:20 PM
Cheney:
Aug. 26, 2002
"Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction."
:thankyou: