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Tazmaniac 01-02-07, 11:45 PM from CNN.com
Pat Robertson: God told me of 'mass killing' in 2007
POSTED: 9:51 p.m. EST, January 2, 2007
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• NEW: Evangelist Pat Robertson predicts 2007 terror attack
• NEW: "700 Club" host says U.S. will experience "mass killing"
• NEW: Robertson claims God spoke to him
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VIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia (AP) -- Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a "mass killing" late in 2007.
"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network.
"The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."
Robertson said God told him about the impending tragedy during a recent prayer retreat.
God also said, he claims, that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.
Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians.
The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election.
Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, beating Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts.
In 2005, Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term. He said Social Security reform proposals would be approved and Bush would nominate conservative judges to federal courts.
Lawmakers confirmed Bush's 2005 nominations of John Roberts and Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. But the president's Social Security initiative was stalled.
"I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss."
In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006.
Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.
Prince_James 01-03-07, 05:46 AM Why doesn't someone stone this lunatic?
He has been repeatedly wrong in his prophesies. According to his very own holy book, the punishment for false prophets is stoning.
Why doesn't someone stone this lunatic?
He has been repeatedly wrong in his prophesies. According to his very own holy book, the punishment for false prophets is stoning.
I hope he is 100% false on the prediction about mass killing.
Baron Max 01-03-07, 07:23 AM Pat Robertson has just as much right to make his future predictions as the anti-war folks make their dire predictions about the future of the Iraq War. Neither can know the future, but both make predictions, don't they?
If we don't allow, or we make fun of, Robertson's predictions, shouldn't we hold the same view for those who predict dire events in Iraq?
Baron Max
Prince_James 01-03-07, 08:38 AM Skater:
Me too.
Baron Max:
You wily rascal, you.
Johnny Bravo 01-03-07, 10:38 AM Pat Robertson has just as much right to make his future predictions as the anti-war folks make their dire predictions about the future of the Iraq War. Neither can know the future, but both make predictions, don't they?
If we don't allow, or we make fun of, Robertson's predictions, shouldn't we hold the same view for those who predict dire events in Iraq?
Baron Max
The past can unlock the keys to the future and that was the so called anti war predictions are about. Vietnam..Saigon...Iraq..- what's the difference?
I'm glad Robertson is out there doing his thing.
They should make him sit on Bush's shoulder and pass messages from God.
Exhumed 01-03-07, 12:49 PM His followers shouldn't be allowed to vote.
lol @ storms hitting an American coastline. I predict they will happen in 07, 08, and 09... I also have another bold prediction: there will be turmoil in the middle east.
Nikelodeon 01-03-07, 12:50 PM I predict a riot.
Exhumed 01-03-07, 12:51 PM Pat Robertson has just as much right to make his future predictions as the anti-war folks make their dire predictions about the future of the Iraq War. Neither can know the future, but both make predictions, don't they?
If we don't allow, or we make fun of, Robertson's predictions, shouldn't we hold the same view for those who predict dire events in Iraq?
Baron Max
How is it comparable to make a prediction with no reason other than "god told me" than to predict something based on good reason and evidence? Please tell.
Nikelodeon 01-03-07, 12:53 PM Pat Robertson has just as much right to make his future predictions as the anti-war folks make their dire predictions about the future of the Iraq War.
Hmmm. The prediciton that the Iraqi people would greet you as liberators, and that WMDs would be found in Iraq after the invasion seem pretty well off too.
Baron Max 01-03-07, 12:55 PM The past can unlock the keys to the future...
So then you should be supportive of Robertson's predictions. And are you equally supportive of any and all other predictions of future events by anyone else who wants to make them?
From your last comment, my guess is that you're like most everyone else ....you like predictions that agree with your own thoughts/opinions, but denigrate the predictions that don't jibe with your opinions. Interesting, huh?
Baron Max
Baron Max 01-03-07, 12:56 PM How is it comparable to make a prediction with no reason other than "god told me" than to predict something based on good reason and evidence? Please tell.
Depends on the "good reasoning and evidence", don't it??? And who is to make that determination?
Baron Max
Nikelodeon 01-03-07, 12:57 PM "Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term."
Did he?
Baron Max 01-03-07, 12:59 PM Hmmm. The prediciton that the Iraqi people would greet you as liberators, ....
You seem to have convienently forgotten that in the first few weeks, we were greeted as liberators. Ddin't you watch as the statue of Sadman was pulled down? And as the tanks came into one of the main squares in Baghdad and the Iraqis were cheering and waving and smiling happily?
Baron Max
Baron Max 01-03-07, 01:00 PM "Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term." Did he?
You seem to think that all predictions come true ....except Robertson's. Is that how you see it?
Baron Max
Nikelodeon 01-03-07, 01:03 PM Ddin't you watch as the statue of Sadman was pulled down? And as the tanks came into one of the main squares in Baghdad and the Iraqis were cheering and waving and smiling happily?
Yes, I also noticed how there were more reporters than Iraqi people in that square, and the "appearance" of a crane. Also how there was a "BOOO!" when the US flag was placed on the statue.
Nikelodeon 01-03-07, 01:04 PM You seem to think that all predictions come true ....except Robertson's.
Straw. You seem to love coming to false conclusions rather than actually answering the question. It seems to be the only way you can argue. :bugeye:
spidergoat 01-03-07, 02:05 PM You seem to have convienently forgotten that in the first few weeks, we were greeted as liberators. Ddin't you watch as the statue of Sadman was pulled down? And as the tanks came into one of the main squares in Baghdad and the Iraqis were cheering and waving and smiling happily?
Baron Max
Staged photo op. Fooled you though.
spidergoat 01-03-07, 02:08 PM I could predict a terrorist attack in 2007 too. It doesn't take a direct line to God to realize the odds are good. Pat Robertson is a fraud.
SnakeLord 01-03-07, 02:20 PM I think people are targetting the wrong person. Pat Robertson is making the money, it's the idiots that believe him that I worry about.
I have his cell# but I am not about to give out... lol.
Nikelodeon 01-03-07, 03:22 PM Is it 666?
"I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss."
By their own words.....
A true Prophet never misses because a true prophet gets His prophecies direct from God.
Deuteronomy 18
22 when a prophet speaks in the name of the LORD, if the thing does not happen or come to pass, that is the thing which the LORD has not spoken; the prophet has spoken it presumptuously; you shall not be afraid of him.
All Praise The Ancient Of Days
Prince_James 01-04-07, 12:49 AM As I said before:
He should be killed by his own religion. He must die.
madanthonywayne 01-04-07, 01:59 AM You don't need a cell phone to talk to God. You simply pray.
spidergoat 01-04-07, 02:03 AM Don't call me, I'll call you.
MetaKron 01-04-07, 02:27 AM Why doesn't someone stone this lunatic?
He has been repeatedly wrong in his prophesies. According to his very own holy book, the punishment for false prophets is stoning.
I think that he is already stoned.
MetaKron 01-04-07, 02:28 AM By their own words.....
A true Prophet never misses because a true prophet gets His prophecies direct from God.
Deuteronomy 18
22 when a prophet speaks in the name of the LORD, if the thing does not happen or come to pass, that is the thing which the LORD has not spoken; the prophet has spoken it presumptuously; you shall not be afraid of him.
All Praise The Ancient Of Days
This one never misses because he throws his horseshoe then drives a stake through it where it lands.
Why doesn't someone stone this lunatic?
He has been repeatedly wrong in his prophesies. According to his very own holy book, the punishment for false prophets is stoning.
If you are touched by God, don't believe. He will tell you many lies.
Godless 01-04-07, 01:19 PM Urgent: Does anyone have God's cell # ???
No! but his son won't give you his Cell # either:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlPhKTnHaBg
Ragnarok 01-04-07, 01:25 PM No! but his son won't give you his Cell # either:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlPhKTnHaBg
I think im dumberer for watching that.lol and as for the 700 club, im a devout christian, but this guy is off his rocker. He will say whatever you want him to for a small fee.
Crunchy Cat 01-04-07, 07:53 PM I just called 'God' but got his VM. The fucker is screening calls again.
SkinWalker 01-04-07, 10:29 PM Hmm. I tried & the recording said "the number you have dialed is not in service. Please check the number and try it again."
Medicine*Woman 01-05-07, 12:04 AM You don't need a cell phone to talk to God. You simply pray.
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M*W: But is there a roaming charge for that?
SkinWalker 01-05-07, 12:06 AM I just had a mental image of some religious nutter walking around with hands piously clasped mumbling, "can you hear me now?" Can you hear me now?"
Medicine*Woman 01-05-07, 12:17 AM I just had a mental image of some religious nutter walking around with hands piously clasped mumbling, "can you hear me now?" Can you hear me now?"
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M*W: shuuuush... shuuuush... shuuush... shuuush... can you hear me?... shuuush... shuuush... shuuush...
Godless 01-05-07, 12:58 AM as for the 700 club, im a devout christian, but this guy is off his rocker. He will say whatever you want him to for a small fee.
R.U. Talking about Pat Robertson?
That guy is filthy rich, owns several diamond minds, pays his black workers next to nothing, he is a fraud, and a scammer, who will say anything just for the attention.
http://www.theperspective.org/patrobertson_taylor.html
http://www.secularhumanism.org/library/aah/vaneck_10_4.htm
Ragnarok 01-05-07, 06:33 AM I just had a mental image of some religious nutter walking around with hands piously clasped mumbling, "can you hear me now?" Can you hear me now?"
LOL!!!! clasic!
Ragnarok 01-05-07, 06:34 AM R.U. Talking about Pat Robertson?
That guy is filthy rich, owns several diamond minds, pays his black workers next to nothing, he is a fraud, and a scammer, who will say anything just for the attention.
http://www.theperspective.org/patrobertson_taylor.html
http://www.secularhumanism.org/library/aah/vaneck_10_4.htm
That was basically my point.
Athelwulf 01-07-07, 10:15 AM OMG YOU GUYS!
I have him on my Skype! Want me to talk to him?
Ayodhya 01-07-07, 11:05 AM If its just a "him" then it's not "Him", so it's probably some Jesus nutter claiming to be the Son of God or something.
Communist Hamster 01-07-07, 11:29 AM OMG YOU GUYS!
I have him on my Skype! Want me to talk to him?
This isn't a joke. Athelwulf actually has the Almightys Skype username.
Ayodhya 01-07-07, 11:33 AM This isn't a joke. Athelwulf actually has the Almightys Skype username.
I'm gonna laugh when we find out God's on a 56K - no wonder he hasn't done anything!
SkinWalker 01-07-07, 01:12 PM OMG YOU GUYS!
I have him on my Skype! Want me to talk to him?
So do we call him a "Skype"-daddy now instead of sky-daddy?
Athelwulf 01-08-07, 02:08 AM If its just a "him" then it's not "Him", so it's probably some Jesus nutter claiming to be the Son of God or something.
One doesn't capitalize pronouns referring to other mythical beings. Why should I do so with this one?
Ayodhya 01-08-07, 06:27 PM One doesn't capitalize pronouns referring to other mythical beings. Why should I do so with this one?
Whatever, man, just flow with the joke. :p
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